Astonishing reveal when they take off space helmets and reveal... Kirk Douglas and Farah Fawcett?!

At this stage Kirk looked a bit like Chris Tarrant. Ish. Very slightly. Look, we've all had a beer.

They played some space chess with a robot and now the robot wants to fuck

When your film's plot is the same as one of the worst episodes of Lexx than you gotta ask yourself questions. (The fuck robot's face in this even looks a bit like 790)