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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

No, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.

dec 17, 2024, 12:13 pm • 717 50

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

People love to argue this point, but you rarely ever see anyone argue it isn't, so thought I'd say nuh-uh to that. Well there you go, a little treat for you.

dec 17, 2024, 12:15 pm • 152 1 • view
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Biff J Trump @petersonchris.bsky.social

Prometheus is a Christmas movie.

dec 17, 2024, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Terra @28mmhero.bsky.social

I mean, it was released in July. It was a summer blockbuster. But the novel (Nothing Lasts Forever) is specified as a Christmas set story, and the setting (Christmas Eve) of the movie supports it. But the release does make it a summer hit. 15th July.

dec 17, 2024, 1:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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all4revenge.bsky.social @all4revenge.bsky.social

Then neither is "It's a Wonderful Life", it is a movie about a man going through depression and wanting to end his life...and it's set partly around Christmas time.

dec 18, 2024, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tom (He/Him) @tomdhj.bsky.social

My argument for Christmas Songs is "If you can play it outside the Christmas season & it not feel weird, it's not a Christmas Song." (Ie East 17's Stay Another Day which is great but could be played outside Christmas fine IMO). I think that logic could be applied to movies to disqualify Die Hard.

dec 17, 2024, 12:30 pm • 5 1 • view
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Unsurpassed Travesty @travestyhat.bsky.social

This is *excellent* logic, thank you.

dec 17, 2024, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Finger @fingerdrawings.bsky.social

I genuinely agree. A Christmas movie must have themes associated with Christmas. Die Hard is just a movie set at Christmas time.

dec 17, 2024, 12:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kednavikit @kednavikit.bsky.social

But it is, though

dec 17, 2024, 12:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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king ned ludd 🇨🇦 @grumble.social

just bringing balance to the force

dec 17, 2024, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wire Witch Violet @wirewitchviolet.bsky.social

OK, but we can agree that Violent Night is a Diehard movie, yes?

dec 17, 2024, 12:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Renée 🆖️ @renee-draws.bsky.social

Someone had to say it, and you're the only person brave enough

dec 17, 2024, 12:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Violet Wanderers @violetwanderers.bsky.social

Any movie is a Christmas movie if you try hard enough.

dec 17, 2024, 12:17 pm • 56 1 • view
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Beet @partybones.bsky.social

Any movie is a Christmas movie if you Die Hard enough.

dec 17, 2024, 12:34 pm • 109 2 • view
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CsaSzo @csaszo.bsky.social

👏😆

dec 17, 2024, 4:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lancer1911 @lancer1911.bsky.social

😂

dec 17, 2024, 12:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Violet Wanderers @violetwanderers.bsky.social

Oh no, my subtle wordplay has been deciphered!

dec 17, 2024, 12:52 pm • 18 1 • view
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Forked Tongue @forkedtonguene.bsky.social

I won’t let you take credit for it!

dec 17, 2024, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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TheDiaport @thediaport.bsky.social

It's nice to finally have someone else saying this 🙏

dec 17, 2024, 12:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rushi Wakamaru @faerunes.monster

i mean i don't really think it is i just like to say so cause it annoys people. Even if the movie has a christmas party as party of it's setting it doesn't really have christmas at the forefront of it's theming

dec 17, 2024, 12:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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CsaSzo @csaszo.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 3:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alice Lastname😈💙🌊 @2murder-of-crows.bsky.social

You realize this country is divided enough, right?

dec 17, 2024, 3:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tara @tarashea11.bsky.social

How dare you

dec 17, 2024, 12:15 pm • 3 0 • view
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👊🇺🇸 🔥 @lovelessc31.bsky.social

Basically the same plot as Home Alone.

dec 17, 2024, 12:50 pm • 4 0 • view
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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social

Die Hard at least doesn’t have a Trump cameo.

dec 17, 2024, 2:09 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jane @janechm.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 7:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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rediornot.bsky.social @rediornot.bsky.social

😘

dec 17, 2024, 2:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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layer4down @layer4down.bsky.social

🤦‍♂️Careful @socialmariposa.bsky.social .. the crazies are out here callin us liars. 🤥

dec 17, 2024, 1:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ooh, Bananacuda @bananaclams.bsky.social

It takes place at an office Christmas party.. on Christmas Eve..

dec 17, 2024, 12:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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nix420.bsky.social @nix420.bsky.social

you silence yourself.

dec 17, 2024, 2:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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bigunmt @bigunmt1.bsky.social

Puhleeease!🤪

dec 17, 2024, 3:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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warsanddolls.bsky.social @warsanddolls.bsky.social

I never watched it before till this past weekend and it’s set at a Christmas party with all the greatest Christmas bangers so to me it’s a Christmas movie

dec 17, 2024, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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realdavinci.bsky.social @realdavinci.bsky.social

Right. Die Hard 2 is though.

dec 17, 2024, 2:04 pm • 4 0 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

Oh yeah absolutely

dec 17, 2024, 2:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social

yes it is, there are gifts and family

dec 17, 2024, 12:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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PNW muppet @pestobird.bsky.social

Sigh, the libs are always trying to take the Christ out of Die Hard...

dec 17, 2024, 2:57 pm • 13 2 • view
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chanclakick.bsky.social @chanclakick.bsky.social

Yeah! And happy Gilmore is about the housing market and evictions!

dec 17, 2024, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Michael M. 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇺🇦 🇳🇬 💙 @donkeysdad.bsky.social

I beg to differ, sir 😀

dec 17, 2024, 12:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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RigbyTheDog @rigbythedog.bsky.social

It can be if you want it to be. What’s a Christmas movie anyway? It’s A Wonderful Life? You know that was a Marxist film don’t you?

dec 17, 2024, 12:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Neil Norman @njstreitberger.bsky.social

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dec 17, 2024, 3:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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unfortunateprophet.bsky.social @unfortunateprophet.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 12:15 pm • 5 0 • view
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Lord Admiral von Tired @lordtired.bsky.social

Release date: July. Clearly not a Christmas movie. Had it been released in time for Christmas, together with the setting being Christmas eve, yeah, there would be an argument. But if it was a Christmas movie, it would have been released in December.

dec 17, 2024, 1:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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shogun82.bsky.social @shogun82.bsky.social

Lies!

dec 17, 2024, 2:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pumpkin Spice Chicken @werechicken.bsky.social

Thank you. Everyone knows the real reason for the season: Santa’s Slay starring Goldberg, James Caan, Chris Cattan, and Fran Drescher. The last three for approximately 2 minutes of screen time. youtu.be/gpguHbHq3aE?...

dec 17, 2024, 1:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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I still dissent @istilldissent.bsky.social

The scene with the final confrontation, has jingle bells, when it shows the gun, taped to his back!! The defense rests!!!!!!

dec 17, 2024, 1:42 pm • 5 0 • view
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DemonintheShade @jragoon.bsky.social

🤷🏻‍♂️

dec 17, 2024, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nicolita. Nikki. Nic. @nickidg.bsky.social

Them's fightin words ;)

dec 17, 2024, 12:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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VulcanDedede @vulcandedede.bsky.social

I say Die Hard is a Christmas movie so that I can also justify myself in saying that Bayonetta 2 is a Christmas video game.

dec 17, 2024, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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lifelongtennisfan.bsky.social @lifelongtennisfan.bsky.social

He is coming to see them for Xmas. It happens at a Xmas party. When it came out it was billed as a Xmas movie. What are y’all missing. What am I missing.

dec 17, 2024, 2:01 pm • 11 0 • view
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Samuel ✡️ 🎗️🗽 @bluelion70.bsky.social

It’s really a Hanukkah movie.

dec 17, 2024, 2:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Retro Haven @retrohaven.bsky.social

Blasphemer ✝️

dec 17, 2024, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Brett Should Be Writing @brettwritesit.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 12:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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EFF EVERYONE! @madorangeking.bsky.social

Agreed.

dec 17, 2024, 12:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Mid-Geek Crisis @themidgeekcrisis.bsky.social

While I know this is bait… heheh If a movie has a Christmas song on the soundtrack… it’s a Christmas movie.

dec 17, 2024, 1:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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keltimus.bsky.social @keltimus.bsky.social

Ok, but Gremlins is!

dec 17, 2024, 2:02 pm • 6 0 • view
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* @neb.bz

Anything is a Christmas movie if you watch it on Christmas. Let people enjoy their traditions. The Shining is a Christmas movie

dec 17, 2024, 11:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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💙🌊♥️Tasha🤜🏼🤛🏼👋🏼🌊💙♥️ @talesi.bsky.social

Someone likes to stir the pot 🧐😈

dec 17, 2024, 2:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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thecatking31.bsky.social @thecatking31.bsky.social

If it contains Christmas music, it must be a Christmas movie.

dec 17, 2024, 3:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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josh @joshwenke.com

If you were on Twitter you'd have made a whole dollar from this post.

dec 17, 2024, 4:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

I shitpost for the love of the game

dec 17, 2024, 4:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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josh @joshwenke.com

Love it And your content 🔥

dec 17, 2024, 4:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Giancarlo Collado ✨🩷💛🩵✨🇩🇴🍉 @thepixelrobot.bsky.social

Ah, I see Casey woke up today and decided on being a Scrooge.

dec 17, 2024, 1:43 pm • 7 0 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

Oh no, not at all. I like to think of myself as more of a Grinch, brimming with mischief

dec 17, 2024, 1:46 pm • 8 0 • view
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Giancarlo Collado ✨🩷💛🩵✨🇩🇴🍉 @thepixelrobot.bsky.social

Well just like the Grinch your mischief has gone over the line and has sadden the who village.

dec 17, 2024, 1:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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biplanealpha.bsky.social @biplanealpha.bsky.social

Speaking of mischief, Gremlins is a Christmas movie.

dec 17, 2024, 2:02 pm • 6 0 • view
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Hell is freezing over @hankthehounddog.bsky.social

music.amazon.com/albums/B0785...

dec 17, 2024, 1:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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FarleyBDancin @farleybdancin.bsky.social

blasphemer!!!!!😂

dec 17, 2024, 1:48 pm • 5 0 • view
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Hersnoutness @hersnoutness.bsky.social

History of Die Hard being named a Christmas movie in biblical times.
dec 17, 2024, 4:27 pm • 15 1 • view
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SizzleBizzle @sizzleabizzle.bsky.social

What’s Die Hard?

dec 17, 2024, 2:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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martygay.bsky.social @martygay.bsky.social

Wrong

dec 17, 2024, 3:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Althir the Wizard @althir.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 12:14 pm • 27 1 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

Well yeah of course, but folks are gonna take the bait anyway

dec 17, 2024, 12:28 pm • 9 0 • view
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Titan Uranus @titan-uranus.bsky.social

Masterly baited!

dec 17, 2024, 2:39 pm • 5 0 • view
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Patryk of the Sleeper Tribe @patrixilent.bsky.social

It is if you want it to be.

dec 17, 2024, 2:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chicken Fingers @nudepotato.bsky.social

Agreed. It is for Christmas but technically it is not a movie, but a filmed play.

dec 17, 2024, 7:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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tommi-barry138.bsky.social @tommi-barry138.bsky.social

You are wrong and i am angry because of it.

dec 17, 2024, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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10kBeez @10kbeez.bsky.social

Can Groundhog Day be a Christmas movie

dec 17, 2024, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ricky 愛 @🦋 @rickyah.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 12:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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kommissaria @kommissaria.bsky.social

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dec 17, 2024, 5:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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Des @motosunburn.bsky.social

THANK YOU.

dec 17, 2024, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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tvandmovieaddict.bsky.social @tvandmovieaddict.bsky.social

This sounds like fighting words 🤣🤣 it absolutely is a Christmas movie. They had a tree and played Christmas songs 😊😊

dec 17, 2024, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Old Corvus @oldcorvus.bsky.social

It isn't Christmas until

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dusty-elise 🔞 @d00sty.bsky.social

1984

dec 18, 2024, 12:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Onomatopeanut @onomatopecan.bsky.social

Of course not. It's a Hanukkah movie

dec 17, 2024, 12:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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🏹 Robin of the Clitoral Hood @transrobinhood.bsky.social

Why do we have to watch it on cristmas then?

dec 17, 2024, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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resistatallcosts.bsky.social @resistatallcosts.bsky.social

Wrong lol

dec 17, 2024, 1:48 pm • 4 0 • view
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revdmc247.bsky.social @revdmc247.bsky.social

It is a Hallmark Christmas Movie.

dec 17, 2024, 8:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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unconcerned turtle @saunderss.bsky.social

Gremlins is. My theater chain specifically shows it in the free family movies period over Christmas.

dec 17, 2024, 1:48 pm • 4 0 • view
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Joey Gallagher @johhgals.bsky.social

Yes it is

dec 17, 2024, 12:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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wool merchantess🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 @woolmerchantess.bsky.social

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dec 17, 2024, 4:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Manitoba Merv 🇨🇦 @bengrim.bsky.social

Not anymore, as it’s been replaced by The Substance

dec 17, 2024, 1:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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cejacksonsr.bsky.social @cejacksonsr.bsky.social

This post is false.... stop spreading untruths.

dec 17, 2024, 1:27 pm • 6 0 • view
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Alan Andriéu - Alan Andrea @alanandrea.bsky.social

Yes It is, the best of them all.

dec 17, 2024, 12:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sad but Using Humor @tomsasavage.bsky.social

Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, but Lethal Weapon is.

dec 17, 2024, 1:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Luke Passmore @lukepassmore.bsky.social

That is because you don’t Believe.

dec 17, 2024, 6:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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🇵🇹Monnie🇺🇸 @fuzzydunlopper.bsky.social

John Mctiernan stated in an interview that YES, it is a Christmas movie.

dec 17, 2024, 8:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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jasonspelts.bsky.social @jasonspelts.bsky.social

Them's fightin' words!!!

dec 17, 2024, 7:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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ADHDuk @adhdiyuk.bsky.social

Doesn’t matter what one person thinks, many more will disagree. It’s a movie set at Christmas time, ergo, it’s a Christmas movie. It has a Christmas tree, snow, a Christmas party. All the makings of a Hallmark Christmas movie.

dec 17, 2024, 4:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tuba Zef @tubazef.com

you're playing with fire here...

dec 17, 2024, 12:18 pm • 11 0 • view
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Coach CF @cmf23.bsky.social

You're right it is a Hannukah movie

dec 17, 2024, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fruitly @fruitly.bsky.social

Oh yeah? Well how come people only watch it at christmas time Checkmate, BUCKO

dec 17, 2024, 1:12 pm • 5 0 • view
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𝕭𝖚𝖉𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 @nova42069.bsky.social

This is false information, die hard is totally a Christmas movie, in fact it's the best Christmas movie besides the Grinch

dec 17, 2024, 3:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Renaigh☭ @renaigh.bsky.social

Paul Blart Mall Cop is both a christmas movie and a die hard spoof.

dec 17, 2024, 12:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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shadowofthemt.bsky.social @shadowofthemt.bsky.social

Still new. How do I report? 😂

dec 17, 2024, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daniel Masterson @cldmstrsn.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 4:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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NM Green Chile @nmgreenchile.bsky.social

Blasphemy

dec 17, 2024, 3:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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drfrakenstein.bsky.social @drfrakenstein.bsky.social

Blasphemy, I’ve never seen a worse take in all my time on social media. You don’t even site your sources for such having such a divisive take?

dec 17, 2024, 10:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Todd Walker @toddwalker.bsky.social

One way ticket to my block list

dec 17, 2024, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Silvermercury @silvermercury.bsky.social

Oh, no. Are you trying to start a WWIII of “No, it’s not…yes, it is” arguments? I’ll go get my popcorn.

dec 17, 2024, 12:44 pm • 3 0 • view
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Blue Sky Cafe in Staple Hill sweeps awards @geordiegraham2.bsky.social

Hahaha

dec 17, 2024, 3:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wonky @wonky-1138.bsky.social

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Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social

.......... So anyway, Die Hard is easily in my top 5 when it comes to Christmas movies and my wife and I look forward to watching it every December 🤣

dec 17, 2024, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scubastevie247.bsky.social

We need to talk 🤦‍♂️

dec 17, 2024, 2:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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AKCEuph @akceuph.bsky.social

.hack//INFECTION

dec 17, 2024, 3:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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isogsargent.bsky.social @isogsargent.bsky.social

Wrong

dec 17, 2024, 1:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Peoria_Jack @peoriajack.bsky.social

"NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO - HO - HO" nothing says Christmas like this.

dec 17, 2024, 1:56 pm • 9 0 • view
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StatisticallyBiased @statisticallybiased.oflittleconsequence.io

Thank you.

dec 17, 2024, 12:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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bruhutt.bsky.social @bruhutt.bsky.social

I’m sorry, but anything w/ Alan Rickman in it is, by definition, a Christmas Movie.

dec 17, 2024, 2:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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crash1958.bsky.social @crash1958.bsky.social

Not even close

dec 17, 2024, 3:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dr. Hello Bonjour @hellobonjour.bsky.social

I am on your side on this one.

dec 17, 2024, 2:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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onemisanthrope.bsky.social @onemisanthrope.bsky.social

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automaton4u.bsky.social @automaton4u.bsky.social

It's a great movie for identifying engagement bot accounts on bluesky

dec 17, 2024, 3:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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ebikeruk.bsky.social @ebikeruk.bsky.social

It is if it's shown at Christmas

dec 17, 2024, 12:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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ninbyo.bsky.social @ninbyo.bsky.social

It is, it's set during an office Christmas party, and it's about two estranged spouses trying to come together for the holiday. They have to overcome many obstacles to reunite, including armed gunman trying to Grinch it up by robbing the vault. Minus the gunman, and it could be on Hallmark.

dec 17, 2024, 1:01 pm • 7 1 • view
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Fools They Get Lucky And I Guess I Must Be One Too @lemniskatie.bsky.social

Counterpoint: If you removed the Christmas and made it a generic office party in the middle of April, would the plot still be coherent?

dec 17, 2024, 1:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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Maus Maus @grumpymaus.bsky.social

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Amber @saren42.bsky.social

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Vertigo @random-sk-man.bsky.social

I saw a post wherein the poster she the movie Se7en is more of a Xmas movie than Die Hard because in that movie they at least talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.

dec 17, 2024, 1:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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I'm a VIBE. @bigolnanaj.bsky.social

"BLASPHEMER!" 😁

dec 17, 2024, 2:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Baxiboo @baxiboo.bsky.social

Honestly, getting tired of these engagement bait posts about die hard (yes, I'm aware of the hypocrisy of engaging). Fuck off and just watch Die Hard and enjoy it.

dec 17, 2024, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social

Fool!

dec 17, 2024, 12:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Formerly NiaCantBelieve @nia-is-over-it.bsky.social

But it has Christmas trees.

dec 17, 2024, 12:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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philly0.bsky.social @philly0.bsky.social

What about Precinct 13? or maybe Gremlins?

dec 17, 2024, 1:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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🎃 oasisthemepark 🎃 @oasisthemepark.bsky.social

😂 OTP vp

dec 17, 2024, 1:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sovamind @sovamind.com

If everyone watches it once a year, at Christmas time... It's Christmas movie.

dec 17, 2024, 3:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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🔞Local Little Guy 🔞 @riebred.bsky.social

Promethius is a Christmas movie

dec 17, 2024, 5:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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vegsamat.bsky.social @vegsamat.bsky.social

🗣🔥 THANK YOU FINALLY 🔥

dec 17, 2024, 1:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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TeddyArgentum Lives! @teddyargentum.bsky.social

Miracle on 34th Street is not a Christmas movie.

dec 17, 2024, 3:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eddie V @hgeddie.bsky.social

I mean, either any movie set at Christmas is a Christmas movie, or only movies whose main plot revolves around Santa or the Christmas story are Christmas movies. Ergo, if Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, none of those Hallmark romcoms are either.

dec 17, 2024, 12:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Eddie V @hgeddie.bsky.social

For the record, I'm happy either way. (and I know this whole post is low hanging fruit, but I think I'm actually on to something here)

dec 17, 2024, 12:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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DiscoElastico @discofornow.bsky.social

But Christmas is a Die Hard season.

dec 17, 2024, 1:43 pm • 6 0 • view
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Ignis93 @ignis93.bsky.social

Never seen it. I'm safe.

dec 17, 2024, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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tukoandliza.bsky.social @tukoandliza.bsky.social

Christmas Classic 🎄

dec 17, 2024, 1:19 pm • 13 0 • view
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The Obscure @theobscure.bsky.social

Die Hard is a sandwich.

dec 17, 2024, 12:22 pm • 6 0 • view
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Geoff St Louis 🎗️ @geoffstlouis.bsky.social

Facts my G 👊🏾

dec 17, 2024, 1:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Knightmare Castle @knightmarecastle.bsky.social

The debate about whether it's a Christmas film or not has become a Christmas tradition in its own right. 😅

dec 17, 2024, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rhagana Doomslayer @rhagana.bsky.social

Hard agree. Even Bruce Willis said it isn't.

dec 17, 2024, 2:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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wibbliams.bsky.social @wibbliams.bsky.social

shots fired

dec 17, 2024, 4:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Farts McGee @fartymcfartyfart.bsky.social

Bruce said it himself, it is not a Christmas movie it's a Bruce movie.

dec 17, 2024, 12:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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Martin @fredfenackerpan.bsky.social

What about Miracle On 34th Street? I've always wondered about that.

dec 17, 2024, 2:09 pm • 3 0 • view
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OatmealRodgers @oatmealrodgers.bsky.social

image
dec 17, 2024, 1:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Step @big-steppa.bsky.social

Yes it is

dec 17, 2024, 7:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr. Sims @drsims.bsky.social

Can we all agree it is more of a Christmas movie than Carry-On? 😂

dec 17, 2024, 3:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sebastian the Bard @thewearybard.bsky.social

It features more Christmas imagery than, say, It's a Wonderful Life

dec 17, 2024, 12:14 pm • 9 0 • view
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Trixie (She/her) @flyfeline.bsky.social

Is mayonnaise a Christmas movie?

dec 17, 2024, 12:15 pm • 12 0 • view
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Salty 🍦🥨 @chickenn00dle5.bsky.social

No Trixie, mayonnaise is not a Christmas movie

dec 17, 2024, 12:25 pm • 9 0 • view
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Trixie (She/her) @flyfeline.bsky.social

....🙋‍♀️

dec 17, 2024, 12:27 pm • 8 0 • view
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Salty 🍦🥨 @chickenn00dle5.bsky.social

Horseradish is not a Christmas movie either...

dec 17, 2024, 12:29 pm • 9 0 • view
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Tom Brickman @tombrickman.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 3:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sandra Catania @sandra313.bsky.social

Shots fired!

dec 17, 2024, 1:50 pm • 7 0 • view
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warlock-the-great.bsky.social @warlock-the-great.bsky.social

Bold!

dec 17, 2024, 6:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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mrbush.bsky.social @mrbush.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 5:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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HolySheep @holysheep.bsky.social

You are not a Christmas movie

dec 17, 2024, 12:17 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dan @dandysdto.bsky.social

The metric for a christmas movie is ‘does the plot actively involve Christmas?’ This is why Die Hard is a Christmas film but Lethal Weapon is not

dec 17, 2024, 12:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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Joe Zipprich @monsters-workshop.bsky.social

You are trolling

dec 17, 2024, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gar Smiling Politely @crispaddict.bsky.social

image
dec 17, 2024, 1:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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ℋ𝒪𝒩ℰ𝒴 @uniiqueely.bsky.social

Idk. I seen good points on both side of the argument

dec 17, 2024, 12:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Miss Melly @wildhornedhermit.bsky.social

the wife is literally named holly

dec 17, 2024, 12:22 pm • 21 0 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

Circumstantial

dec 17, 2024, 12:44 pm • 5 0 • view
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social

but the matrix is

dec 17, 2024, 12:42 pm • 4 0 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

Okay, I'll hear you out

dec 17, 2024, 1:30 pm • 4 0 • view
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social

trans jesus is bringing presents (revolution)

dec 17, 2024, 1:31 pm • 5 0 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

Okay, I'll concede that

dec 17, 2024, 1:33 pm • 4 0 • view
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worst-case scenario engineer @worstcaseeng.bsky.social

Casey no this is too controversial, the bluesky won't be able to handle this level of discourse!

dec 17, 2024, 12:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social

Blasphemy!

dec 17, 2024, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mark Gordon @markgordonmedia.bsky.social

It fucking is.

dec 17, 2024, 4:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Anthony Tribuzio Sr. @tribuzio.bsky.social

But it’s a Christmas tradition!

dec 17, 2024, 1:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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Lee @lmaen.bsky.social

Ok, now that you said that, I have to fight you. 😆

dec 17, 2024, 12:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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Your Savviest Midcarder @yfmsilver.bsky.social

Correct--it's a Hanukkah movie.

dec 17, 2024, 12:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ebriceman @ebriceman.bsky.social

Excuse me.

dec 17, 2024, 5:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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H.A.L. Zaldívar 📚✏️🎮 @halzaldivar.bsky.social

People want it to be a Christmas movie because they rather fight a building filled with terrorists than be at family dinner

dec 17, 2024, 2:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Emory Smith @emorys.bsky.social

I thought I could care less about this debate. As it turns out.... I couldn't.

dec 17, 2024, 12:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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aeiman.bsky.social @aeiman.bsky.social

It just have a Christmas background! But in the movie,John McClane give gifts to all of the terrorists, a bullet! Merry Christmas with a bullet that will end your life! That's what the meaning of Christmas!

dec 17, 2024, 2:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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mikel-snapper.bsky.social @mikel-snapper.bsky.social

Bah Humbug!

dec 17, 2024, 12:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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Oolitt @oolitt.bsky.social

Oh! Gasp!! Heretic!!!

dec 17, 2024, 7:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dazzable (commissions open) @dazzable.bsky.social

No need to argue. I suggest "Tokyo godfathers" created by Satoshi Khan. A lovely movie about three unhoused people (an "old drunk", a trans woman, and a teenage runaway) finding a baby in the trash and trying to find her parents. It's a beautiful exploration of the true meaning of family.

dec 17, 2024, 1:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social

I’ll take Die Hard in exchange for Love, Actually

dec 17, 2024, 3:30 pm • 8 0 • view
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BecauseDemocracy @becausedemocracy.bsky.social

But it is a Western, isn’t it?

dec 17, 2024, 4:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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codydonjohnson.bsky.social @codydonjohnson.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 4:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nature's friend @unhingedcanadian.bsky.social

Lmao I see what you did there

dec 17, 2024, 5:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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BecauseDemocracy @becausedemocracy.bsky.social

Thanks for noticing.

dec 17, 2024, 11:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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A fan of history 🇵🇸🇺🇦☭ @historyfan9784.bsky.social

this is the real war on Christmas

dec 17, 2024, 9:53 pm • 4 0 • view
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Bahb @gobills1108.bsky.social

Yeah sure, And Donald Trump actually got shot too! Nice try. Yippee Ka Yay mother fucker is the new HOHOHO try it out.

dec 17, 2024, 12:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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Robin Thicc @robinglover.bsky.social

What time does it take place? Christmas What's the thing that brings all the characters together? A Christmas party. Have you even seen the movie?

dec 17, 2024, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alex (He/Him and They/Them) @farshnuke.bsky.social

I am not cursing people with this but the thing I always fall back on is that "Die Hard on an [x]" is such a trope yet whenever you see Die Hard done in something else it's not as the christmass episode

dec 17, 2024, 1:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Matt Blake @mattblake.uk

What’s your criteria?

dec 17, 2024, 1:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Solesteonfire @solesteonfire.bsky.social

😂

dec 17, 2024, 2:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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ljc2463.bsky.social @ljc2463.bsky.social

Hallelujah is not a Christmas song. There I said it. Read the lyrics please.

dec 17, 2024, 2:56 pm • 8 0 • view
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Raix SolHart @raixsarinsolhart.bsky.social

That's RIGHT! Cuz Batman Returns is an Xmas movie! (I may or may not be shitposting, but I do genuinely love that film and since it takes place during Xmas...IT KINDA COUNTS?)

dec 17, 2024, 1:21 pm • 7 0 • view
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The One True Josh @theonetruejosh.bsky.social

The tree lighting (Attacked by Penguin then Miss Gotham throw off a building) and Max's christmas party (during which Penguin kidnaps all the first born to kill them). That stupid mistletoe saying also leads to Batman and Catwoman learning each other's secret identities. Seems rather christmasy

dec 18, 2024, 1:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gryph @handle.invalid

Apart from in every way that it is

dec 17, 2024, 1:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Valcione Solis @valcione.bsky.social

Is... is Executive Decision a Christmas movie?

dec 17, 2024, 4:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sam McIvor @sammcivor.bsky.social

Any movie that is certified set during the Christmas season is a Christmas movie. Iron Man 3 is my favourite Christmas movie, fight me!

dec 17, 2024, 1:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nature's friend @unhingedcanadian.bsky.social

It's a movie that happens during Christmas but it's not Christmas themed so depends on how you classify a Christmas movie lol are we talking it has Christmas themes? Or are we talking the entire movie is Christmas focused? Cause all arguments lead back to it's a Christmas movie lol

dec 17, 2024, 4:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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anyother.bsky.social @anyother.bsky.social

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dec 17, 2024, 12:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Matt Speight, ALL HAIL CHIRPHOMET! @speight88.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 12:15 pm • 37 1 • view
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Forever.Never.Trump @turbodog17.bsky.social

It’s actually not a very good movie

dec 17, 2024, 1:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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D.Owls @legendofgerry.bsky.social

What about Gremlins?

dec 17, 2024, 4:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Skip the Red Mage @skiprodriguez.bsky.social

dec 17, 2024, 12:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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BigBadBeav @bigbadbeav.bsky.social

Edgy

dec 17, 2024, 2:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Progressive Curmudgeon @progcurmudgeon.bsky.social

It's a Christmas *film*.

dec 17, 2024, 3:35 pm • 13 0 • view