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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social

Altoona, PA would beg to differ

aug 25, 2025, 2:52 am • 19 0

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Krasnovian Commando @krasnoviancommando.bsky.social

My man St. Louis Pizza exists

aug 25, 2025, 2:56 am • 6 0 • view
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peripatetic.bsky.social @peripatetic.bsky.social

Provel is a crime against god and man.

aug 25, 2025, 3:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Krasnovian Commando @krasnoviancommando.bsky.social

Seriously the Kraft singles on Altoona pizza are tame in comparison

aug 25, 2025, 3:16 am • 0 0 • view
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psvrh.bsky.social @psvrh.bsky.social

It's like salty napalm that makes your teeth squeak while burning your mouth.

aug 25, 2025, 12:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social

Why? A mix of provolone and cheddar, sodium citrate for meltiness, and smoke flavor sounds pretty good tbh.

aug 25, 2025, 3:21 am • 0 0 • view
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peripatetic.bsky.social @peripatetic.bsky.social

It's an unholy mass of slime. It may sound good, but it tastes like the platonic ideal of awful.

aug 25, 2025, 4:25 am • 3 0 • view
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chriskeim.bsky.social @chriskeim.bsky.social

I dont think you know what st louis pizza is outside of imos.

aug 25, 2025, 11:32 am • 0 0 • view
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TeeJay Ach @pragmaticleftist.bsky.social

A see your Altoona, and raise you Ohio Valley…

aug 25, 2025, 3:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Heather 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @impliedsalad.bsky.social

I've been to Altoona and was not familiar with this so I had to look it up and yeah, that sounds like Altoona.

aug 25, 2025, 8:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Raffaello @bigalomax.bsky.social

*googles* huh...

aug 25, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view