Some Reds opening day starters….I wonder why we’ve won 2 playoff games since 1995….
Some Reds opening day starters….I wonder why we’ve won 2 playoff games since 1995….
Lagway might not give you a choice
Florida might be good too
As god intended. RC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Are there any more Shula’s?
Kirk Ferentz could save him
Good thing they don’t play anyone threatening until mid October
That is just mean
Is that Nigel Mansell?
Best color scheme in the sport
Jaunty French music rules
Altoona, PA would beg to differ
Maybe you can also find all the pencils kids need to “borrow” from me because they don’t have one.
I want to buy this and paint it Bobcat Green.
The French had the right idea
Kill Bill
I vividly remember holding my one-day old son while watching the Reds get no-hit by Roy Halladay on a tiny old hospital TV.
2 playoff game wins since 1995. 2. Just 2. That is the same amount of hits that they got against Al Leiter in the 1999 one game playoff.
The difference is that the Mets give you hope. The Reds don’t bother with the hope part.
Outdoor soft serve ice cream places with picnic tables stained with years of melted ice cream cones are America’s greatest contribution to World Culture. Nothing else is close.
The Aristocrats!
Just a great name for a pizza place
Serious Midwestern vibes.
Dom Toretto is the real Azor Ahai
I bet they started with Hassan Whiteside. At least that is where I would have started.
My family went to Philly for the first time a few years back. We were walking near City Hall when 20 dudes on dirt bikes revved their engines and did wheelies while doing loops around the building. That was the moment I fell in love with Philadelphia.
“Now let’s go to Piscataway where Greg Schiano is about to kick a field goal while down 27-3.”
Solid plan. My team has won 2 playoff games since 1995, so that would smart for me too.
I keep these for special occasions, like every Sunday
Matt, what do you love more? Trumpets, Tyres, or Bikes?
It isn’t the bridge, it is the other peak. No railings. Just a rock.
Nope nope nope nope. Happy for you, but nope
Not really an “artist”, but Jeremy Clarkson. Despicable politics, funny shows.
Seeing your kid’s picture in the “Senior Banners” is an emotional roller coaster
@actioncookbook.com www.tasteatlas.com/idaho-hot-dog Replace the sour cream with skyline and cheese and you’ve have really got something
This rules so much. MACtion >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I retired after winning a season where my mid-season team altering pickup was Kurt Warner. I haven’t missed it for a minute.
Real Todd Bonzalez energy
Sadly, that whole harvest only turned into about 4 or 5 jars of finished red sauce. But it is soooooooooo good.
We thought he would hate wearing a shirt, but he clearly thought, “It is about time you put me, an obvious person, in person clothes”
Charlie needed to wear a crop top because of surgery
Are they going to do that stupid bell toll thing on every down instead of just 3rd down?
Is this what it is like being a Sixers fan?
You could convince me that Gunther fought Frank Gotch at the St. Louis World’s Fair
The Dan Quayle Museum
I can still hear my wife’s college roommate, who had the world’s strongest Cleveland accent, telling us how meeyad (mad) she was at Mesa. Lol
The most exotic restaurant Deer Park has ever seen.
I would say that not much has changed about “male-ness”. What I think has changed: 1) How we connect 2) The amount of easy entertainment options that allow “introverts” to truly bury themselves. 3) The “broadening” of social networks that are shallower.
I’m a Midwestern male. Our ‘training’ is to bury all emotions, avoid deep conversations with other males, and divert any and all conversations towards harmless topics like sports.
2 facts about El Caminos: 1) Everyone wants an El Camino. 2) Every El Camino is for sale.
I think they are basically gamers. Those steering wheel controls are 100% gamer stuff.
My body wants to be up until 1am but my brain wakes up at 5:30. Not a good combo.
Skip the Big Pants and move right to Costco pants….
It will be full of injuries, teaching him that getting in shape is dumb.
Melting in 90% humidity at the state fair
And 90% of that is the Reds fault. They have had incompetent owners who almost never invest in the team. But when they did sign Ken Griffey Jr., his hamstrings almost immediately rolled up the back of his leg like an old window blind. That wouldn’t have happened to the Cardinals.
As a Cincinnati sports fan, I’ve been dealing with the Cardinals and Steelers nonsense for 30 years. The Cardinals have been under .500 five times in the last 30 years. The Reds have won 2 playoff games since 1995… This year’s Cardinals stink and they will win 85 games.
This and the Rams leaving are karma for the 30 years of Cardinals Devil-Magic. It is the only explanation.
Okay. You can have them all, like how Forrest Gump is terrible. That one is all yours.
This is the way. For example, Ranch and Sour Cream ruin everything they touch. People need to know this.
All wrestling is good wrsetling
These two pictures will never leave my phone. They will move from phone to phone for the rest of my life
Manchild rules. At this point my kids roll their eyes when they hear it
3rd place game no-hitter under the lights on field 3.
The end of SQ3 was in Spanish anyway because of audio difficulties at Sky
Every time I see an athlete like this guy, I have two thoughts. 1) Hell Yeah 2) This guy probably has the most despicable politics possible
Robitussin makes you immortal
Saw a great REM tribute band last night. I love all their music…except for Monster, which unfortunately coincided with me being a messy and annoying 15 year old. Sorry “What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?” but I hate you because you make me think of 15 year old me.
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social My daughter is being inundated with college mailings. I like making an imaginary conference out of them. Our current conference: Arizona St., Ohio Wesleyan, Grove City College, Kentucky, University of Chicago, Tulane, Bowling Green, St. John’s, Purdue, Idaho St.
Mystery fruits are fantastic. I have a pumpkin-ish plant growing and have no idea what it is
Farrells hit rate is higher, but Truman is the best movie on that list by a long way.
Scott Scudder
I keep wanting to take my family to the Jersey Shore for just such a reason. Myrtle Beach is just people from Ohio.
For sure. I learned about “Flammagenitus” (great Latin word) clouds on my 2 week RV trip out west. For a moment, I thought we had been nuked. Also had my stops at the Grand Canyon and Gunnison cancelled by fire.
It was nuts there. Western Colorado looked like Fallout
Planted Zinnias for the first time. Are they supposed to grow to over two feet tall?
Oh man. I have been having my “I can’t find my classroom” dreams already.
@spannersready.bsky.social is this the origin of Colchester United?
Emam, amice!
@edsbs.bsky.social The American West is the most beautiful place in the world and NO ONE should live there under any circumstances. Wildfire induced mushroom clouds everywhere. Western Colorado is just Fallout at this point.
I was navigating a few deaths/expected deaths with friends/family and just couldn’t bring myself to watch the last one. Someday
I had a professor from Bulgaria whose extremely American husband convinced her to give their son the middle name Patton (after George) while she was heavily anesthetized. She has still not forgiven him.
The sun won’t shine here until April
Love seeing a Bobcat Emeritus on the list
That would be soooo good on a big griddle
I’m just not interested in comedies that have no heart to them. Seinfeld has zero heart. Just terrible people. It is like watching a show with just Frank Burns.
Don’t ask about Deer Park… @janecoaston.bsky.social