I imploded a layer of scallops into a beluga whale's brain with Hi-Ex. This caused the brain to achieve a brief but powerful criticality event, causing a singularity that created a fork in the timeline at about 5milY BCE. Are you feeling okay? There are usually some side effects when Deez does it.
That’s way too much techie talk. Can you show me on the board please?
Fortunately I never erase anything because I'm lazy so I just use someone else's chalk board.
Holy smokes! Ok! I like this! Yes! I think I’ll take this option.
Well, not like you have a choice unless you can bribe me into rebooting the universe again.
I thought I had a choice of green lasers or dropping rocks with your wings?