Kinda like how Pete never needed to morally justify riding cucumbers. It's just part of nature I think.
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aug 30, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
You know he hates when we mock quinoa. It’s a trigger.
aug 29, 2025, 6:19 pm • 9 0 • view
How about dressing up like a really cheesy Greek god and riding an eggplant down Mount Olympus?
aug 29, 2025, 6:28 pm • 4 0 • view
😂
aug 29, 2025, 6:30 pm • 4 0 • view
Pretty hypocritical that he works for a company that builds trucks for slaughterhouses
aug 29, 2025, 7:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Is this another Pete the clam eating vegan account?
aug 29, 2025, 9:06 pm • 6 1 • view
You’ll often see these accounts that hammer out moral sermons about animal rights one second, and then retweet furry art, anime porn, or some hyper-niche kink the next. Weird flex.
aug 29, 2025, 11:00 pm • 3 0 • view
Oooo like the human person who would piss all over his Nana's house! He was funny. He was also legendary.
aug 29, 2025, 11:18 pm • 3 1 • view
Yes exactly. Extreme everything. I bet most of them love drinking from gay pissholes and love #watersports
aug 29, 2025, 11:20 pm • 3 0 • view
😆 omg click on #watersports. I’m totally accurate.
aug 29, 2025, 11:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Dammit Methy! I clicked on #watersports & you are completely right 😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 12:35 am • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 12:42 am • 3 0 • view
Humans are so weird. Like, out of 3000 sea otters in Monterey you wound up with 3 sexual deviants. Granted, they are really gross and that's California for you, but amongst Vegangelicals it's like 100%.
aug 30, 2025, 7:53 am • 3 0 • view
Wait - who are the 3 sexually deviant sea otters? Are they relatives of yours? One bad apple spoils the bunch Harry 😂
aug 30, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view
There was no way you were not going to click on it, amirite?
aug 30, 2025, 12:37 am • 3 0 • view
It was definitely gonna happen 😂
aug 30, 2025, 12:41 am • 3 0 • view
Some things you have to experience to understand.
aug 30, 2025, 12:41 am • 3 0 • view
Absolutely
aug 29, 2025, 10:05 pm • 3 0 • view
Such an odd little duck, right?
aug 29, 2025, 10:18 pm • 4 0 • view
They all weird AF.
aug 29, 2025, 10:23 pm • 4 0 • view
Did you know about his apparent alleged fascination with penis fish aka geoduck?
sep 2, 2025, 3:48 am • 2 0 • view
No but I can see why!
sep 2, 2025, 4:29 am • 2 0 • view
He combined his 2 favor things! Mollusks & penis!
sep 2, 2025, 4:38 am • 1 0 • view
Is it sentient?
sep 2, 2025, 4:45 am • 1 0 • view
I'd say yes because it throws up when worked too hard
sep 2, 2025, 4:47 am • 1 0 • view
Petra has perfect birthing hips. But she should think about shaving that beard
sep 2, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 1 • view
She blocked me again.
sep 2, 2025, 3:26 am • 1 0 • view
Don't feel bad. She'll probably unblock you 5 minutes from now. She can't stick to her convictions. You know, like saying you're a vegan but you still eat shellfish
sep 2, 2025, 3:34 am • 1 0 • view
And shellfish are so sentient!! How could she?
sep 2, 2025, 3:40 am • 1 0 • view
She had a hard saying no to that clam tube
sep 2, 2025, 4:37 am • 1 0 • view
sep 2, 2025, 4:59 am • 1 1 • view
That was how the legend of the Quinoa Kid began. Pete rode everything there was to ride at the Vegan Rodeo, and walked away like it was just any other Sunday afternoon. Pete was offered prizes, money, even jewelry, but Pete turned it all down, saying "Riding the sausage, that's my prize."
aug 29, 2025, 11:15 pm • 7 1 • view
😂 the impossible sausage? 😝
aug 29, 2025, 11:16 pm • 6 0 • view
Pete proved it wasn't impossible to tame. Truly a legend.
aug 29, 2025, 11:19 pm • 4 0 • view
Harry is this Pete? bsky.app/profile/smok...
aug 29, 2025, 11:23 pm • 5 0 • view
There are more. Methy was thoughtful enough to share a whole bunch of #watersports 😏
aug 30, 2025, 3:09 pm • 6 1 • view
Such a saintly educator for the masses.
aug 30, 2025, 4:13 pm • 6 0 • view
She really is. Her thoughtful & educational posts have really broadened my horizons. Methy should run for Congress 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 4:16 pm • 5 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 3:26 pm • 6 0 • view
This fun??? I have reported and blocked three accounts. This is hate! This is bullying!!!
aug 30, 2025, 3:31 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:20 pm • 4 0 • view
Why? You support that???
aug 31, 2025, 2:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Weird is what that is. Adults who purposely pee their pants need to be bullied
aug 30, 2025, 3:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Who is in charge of putting warning Labels on stuff? Catboy peeing his drawers needs a Label! 😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:07 pm • 2 0 • view
This is the first post that actually made me say "what the fuck is going on with Bluesky"
aug 30, 2025, 3:28 pm • 4 0 • view
Zapp, if it makes you feel any better I too was exposed to a whole bunch of shit I didn't know was on here 😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:01 pm • 3 0 • view
I can help you find more if you need too LOL
aug 30, 2025, 4:28 pm • 3 0 • view
You are so helpful! 😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 pm • 3 0 • view
Is that Nick Fuentes' catboy?
aug 30, 2025, 1:07 am • 4 0 • view
That’s pissy Pete I think
aug 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
What.The.Actual.Fuck? 😭🤮
aug 30, 2025, 12:39 am • 8 1 • view
Don't look at me, I don't get it either. I'd rather pee on someone else's stuff.
aug 30, 2025, 1:14 am • 8 0 • view
Your commitment to the bit is legendary. You're almost at @bluesmobile.bsky.social status.
aug 30, 2025, 3:29 pm • 6 0 • view
Wait a sec. You're saying Harry's not really a picture drawing car thief with paws? What the hell? I feel super misled
aug 30, 2025, 4:04 pm • 5 0 • view
I mean, that does make more sense
aug 30, 2025, 1:17 am • 6 0 • view
I thought cats pee in the litter box
aug 30, 2025, 1:00 pm • 5 0 • view
No sausage is impossible for @jeffminondo.bsky.social.
aug 29, 2025, 11:18 pm • 5 0 • view
Jeff asked me if I was into #watersports
aug 29, 2025, 11:21 pm • 4 0 • view
I regret looking at this thread.
aug 29, 2025, 11:25 pm • 3 0 • view
😂
aug 29, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
But… it’s making fun of preachy moral veganism, so I kinda do - if not for myself, then for the non-preachy vegans I’ve known who would think it’s absolutely *hilarious.* 🤣
aug 29, 2025, 11:29 pm • 3 1 • view
Ok then. 😆
aug 29, 2025, 11:31 pm • 3 0 • view
Methy prefers #squirting.
aug 29, 2025, 11:56 pm • 5 0 • view
What, salty mayonnaise? That would make a pretty tasty cucumber salad.
aug 30, 2025, 12:17 am • 4 0 • view
It’s vegan too.
aug 30, 2025, 12:24 am • 2 0 • view
I need to defer to America’s Top Mayonnaise Influencer™, @damin.bsky.social.
aug 30, 2025, 12:20 am • 5 0 • view
Pete loves the meat
aug 30, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
Fake. Pete only rides bareback.
aug 29, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
He wants that CuKumber.
aug 29, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view