Doesn't mean he's literally dead right now as I'm writing this, but he doesn't need to be for anyone itching to stock up on party favors and champagne bsky.app/profile/tran...
Doesn't mean he's literally dead right now as I'm writing this, but he doesn't need to be for anyone itching to stock up on party favors and champagne bsky.app/profile/tran...
That's good to note. Even just the fact that Trump is seemingly trying to stay out of the spotlight for an extended period of time feels notable tho lol bsky.app/profile/neur...
The guy who photosynthesizes off of attention? Yeah.
Given how much of an attention whore he's been for forever, it's really odd. Especially the lack of him posting through it
How often does he not mug for the camera.
As I said elsewhere, my personal conspiracy theory is that he's only shown up for that photo today because he's at death's door and is trying to run rumor control.
Dude does look like shit now in a different way than he looked like shit before.
And before he looked like my dad did a few months before his second (and final) heart attack before this.
After a certain point, entropy accelerates.
Yeah whatever it is, it's not fatal, but it's definitely not good. I'm also in the camp of 'the cover-up's more suspicious than whatever the actual issue is'
I didn’t think I needed to abide by the “always have champagne in the fridge just in case of a celebration” advice, but honestly I’m kicking myself a little bit rn