There was a girl I was talking to years ago and we both talked this big talk about going to a corn maze and hooking up inside the maze. Well, we did go to the maze but we both chicken out when it came to it. There were lots of families there, so a couple kisses snuck in here and there was all.
Scared to compete Etc.
So then we figured maybe the haunted forest would be more conducive to fun activities and it absolutely was not. Shoutout Maris Farms, your property has succeeded where the Vatican has not.
Oh my God, I used to live near Maris Farms
On Halloween that year I went over to her place and we got to have our fun, but round 2 she wanted me to pour hot caramel on her like it was hot wax. Turns out they are NOT interchangeable. I have never met someone who loved the fall aesthetic more than her, and she paid the price for it😔
what if you used culinary napalm as the substitute for wax play. results as expected.
Amy 'Surething' Palladino.
The last time we hung out after that, I jokingly suggested we fuck in a pile of leaves and she never spoke to me again after I went home that night🫡
Dudes joking around about stuff like that is risky because they usually know we're only kind of joking.
Hahaha unless????
It's the best when it actually happens in that situation.
Brother, I have a faint scar on the back of my hand caused by molten caramel. It is FORTY YEARS old. That was one wild idea she had.
The replies here breezing past the Vatican thing
that one’s already canon, like the wedding dress
i never really imagined posting about elections like five years ago would lead to threads like this
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so you're saying we're drafting WOM to unseat Budd in 2028
Yeah I'm pretty sure I can beat the corpse of Budd Dwyer in a primary
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maybe it’s time to give the corn maze another look now that we have a midwesterner pope
The corn maze defeating the Vatican for where the boundary of your activities is 😳
EVERYONE HIT THE DECK
*Sips my superior apple cider while reading this thread* Ahem @bcas98.bsky.social