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Dr. Arachnid Genitalia, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social

I was almost a sophomore in college, taking summer classes, and we rolled into the theater parking lot 5-deep in Ford Taurus SHOs. The vehicular stupidity on the way out is... memorable. Several of the guys I saw it with have kids in college right now. Pretty sure none of the Tauri still run.

sep 2, 2025, 5:26 am • 2 0

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Patagucci Mane @sagsefid.bsky.social

The SHOs? They're still hot. They went to good homes to be supercharged and dust meth dealers

sep 2, 2025, 5:30 am • 2 0 • view
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Dr. Arachnid Genitalia, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social

Not the ones owned by dumb fuck teenage frat boys in Worcester. Most of those died violently along the Mass Pike.

sep 2, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Patagucci Mane @sagsefid.bsky.social

Don't be like that. I like to think my S-10 is still out there, educating youths about manual V6s with high power-to-weight ratios and cool secret compartments to hide weed and guns in. (Pretty sure mine did both but memory fades)

sep 2, 2025, 5:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr. Arachnid Genitalia, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social

The fuse box lid in my Jeep was perfectly sized to hold a hard pack of cigarettes, regardless of what kind of cigarettes you put in the box.

sep 2, 2025, 5:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Patagucci Mane @sagsefid.bsky.social

The space behind the jump seats in my extended cab. Kids today could never.

sep 2, 2025, 5:39 am • 1 0 • view