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Chris Guard @chrisguard.bsky.social

Medical grade sperm extractor asking how your day was.

may 1, 2025, 7:41 pm • 3 1

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Bama Will @bamawill06.bsky.social

From a guy who literally had the worst IVF experience ever, this was too funny and yet also they can be caring people. Nowhere near as fun as it sounds, -10/10.

may 1, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chris Guard @chrisguard.bsky.social

Yeah, the smell of spaghetti and sounds of wine sloshing can get distracting. Hope everything went well for you.

may 1, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bama Will @bamawill06.bsky.social

Nah we’re talking cold table and scalpels and a microscope while I was awake, then having to navigate metro Dallas, which I guess counts as the spaghetti part? All for naught that time but fully fn worth it.

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may 1, 2025, 8:56 pm • 2 0 • view