Tangled in pasta.
Tangled in pasta.
She will find out she is the relative of Jesus.
I wonder if they emailed him later asking to fill out a quick survey.
Ya GOTTA hang dong.
Now this reference i do not understand.
I always felt that Transmetropolitan also did a great job predicting the future. Like how news gathering is open source and widely just pr releases instead of journalism.
We have the science. Do you have the will.
Cybertruck sales plummet to a year-low, raising questions about its market relevance. #Tesla #Cybertruck #Electric
Oh shit I was thinking about this guy. Elections 2024: How Peanut, a euthanized pet squirrel, became a Republican talking point | Vox share.google/9jaxLCpJSQFC... I should have said I was 80% wrong. Still got small animals + dicks correct.
I'm like 20% sure this guy was balls deep in controversy a few months ago. I'm not sure if his large penis played a part in that controversy.
How can we weponize catty teen girls?
If we have learned anything from @mattlieb.bsky.social is that when introduced to something new, our first instinct is to fuck it.
Ha
Is that the Murderer?
"He's not paying enough for rent!" Is the best dirt they can dig up.
Maybe. I'd want it to be licensed. Like driving a car or being allowed to purchase dynamite.
Nerdiest thing you ever posted but I'm here for it.
Dude, it was your birthday. We were singing Happy Birthday.
Nah, just the one with the Frasier theme song.
Conservatism is legit one step away from those action figure toy commercials from our childhood. Exploding blocks and everything.
Agreed. I'm currently listening to Dungon Crawler Carl, read by Jeff Hays, and it is the most fun I've had in years. I thought there were 4 different readers but it is just one guy! Incredible. Also, a perfect use of editing sound effects into the reading. I highly recommend this series.
Dealing with an ear infection after some kayaking. This sucks so bad. I'm about to start greating todlers as comrade.
Great pod this week. I'm not sure who said it but the goof about Rampage Jackson and a line up of guys on trucks was timeless.
Weird to see Trump at a press conference, failing to convice us he's not involved Epstein, and Tripple H is just ... there.
Wtf
Geddy Lee, 1975 Topps style, in honor of his birthday today
"Hey while we are here, what's so bad about tugging off some dude at a truck stop." Added the male fragility influencer.
Seconded only to Crime Cum.
Haha, WTF?
Ain't nothin wrong with a little Irish Springs.
Create a new ice age just so we can set them adrift.
Had to say goodbye to just the best old boy. 18 great years. Only weighed 10lbs but took up enough space on the bed like a 300lb linebacker. Miss you buddy.
@vincemancini.bsky.social hey your mom forgot some things and I need to mail them to her. Sorry I don't have her address. She usually just stays at my place.
How i play Street Fighter.
I'm realizing I do the same to your posts. Hands on hips looking from across the room. Hmm... could have used a boner joke there.
How else are you going to watch it?
As someone who has trouble gathering my thoughts into sentences, I didn't realize you could be a professional at it.
@mattlieb.bsky.social did you ghost write this?
you want a powerful processor for the video rendering. I9 or AMD equivalent. Not a lot of liquid cooling with laptops so fans will be an issue but hopefully the beefy specs will mean they won't need to run as hard during normal operation. Don't worry about GPU because this is for BUSINESS
Honestly any gaming laptop over $1.5k that doesn't look like it is part if Tokyo Drift. I'm happy with my Lenovo.
Gonna take this line.
I think it goes straight to cubed.
Wait, is he driving a Ford Tourus!? Hahahaha
My favorite quotes!
"Don't you fall in love with me, Anna Kendrick...cause I won't be able to tell." -deleted scene from The Accountant.
It's good that I don't make movies, cause I would cast Anna Kendrick in a period piece and make her do the cup thing again, as a goof.
And my click!
I was ordering some late night fast food and the cashier said to me,"you rule!" After my order. I was kinda flattered until I realized I was at Burger King.
Show me that smile again...
Should have more likes.
Nice try, Red.
We will also take, "I didn't care about politics until I was filthy, fucking rich."
Great fucking question.
UN-BREAKING NEWS!
I wasn't going to look up the stripper boots, so I'm glad you gave us this sexy screen shot.
I'm Sure the asshole getting kicked out of the bar for trying to fight everyone is just secretly testing how good the security is.
I can hear the labored breath between those two syllables.
What is the opposite of stroke face?
Disney Plus is celebrating Pride month with a series of shorts dedicated to these two faggots (Source: tinyurl.com/ybjnk2e3)
Maximum effort.
Is she in a fucking cemetery? hahahahah
I might try this later. Reclaim my youth.
"Oh God, oh God, where is it!? Fuck! Ok, bye bye.
Looks like a C-130
Just pulled some Kirkland dogs out of the freezer.
Crush it. CRUSH IT!
Look out for my new book, A True Struggle: The Pleasuring of Vince's Mom.
"I guess that's what they are doing, otherwise they are freaking the fuck out and that kinda bums me out." - research scientist
"Based on a TRUE STRUGGLE" is pretty good.
Why i always keep a little Hillary email server on my Keychain. Always settles em down when I shake it.
Probably 45 before he realized the fridge doesn't make the groceries. 35 before he learned what a refrigerator was. "So, it is like a bank for my food?"
I can never remember who my customers are because my brain just refuses to remember shit like, Excelitas or fucking Microtek.
My work is calibrating lab equipment, so go to several different companies every week. I spent my school years being very self conscious about my poor spelling and grammar. Now everything is just made up bullshit.
You're describing The DaVinci Code.
Fuck me, is that how he spells it?
"World's richest man reprograms his website to spew White Genocide pro-Boer propaganda" is pretty dark, even for 2025.
AND POLLS!
With the right wording you could pitch that to VC. 6 billion into "Radical Business Re-zoning."
Most anatomy drawings and historical artwork usually had us pretty shredded, but not THAT shredded. I would like to see Michaelangelo's dumpy David.
Jason, I'm very flattered.
The dirty south of not the south.
Maybe if it was a little bigger.
Are you asking where to get some PCP?
What, like the Titanic?
Can you please do a 5-10 min recap of each episode. Something for the Frotcast YouTube channel? Im sure you have LOADS of free time and your children give you ample space. I think he is genius but I physically can't watch any of his shows. My skeleton tries to leave my body whenever I try.
In France in the late 1970s, Toyota mailed out promotional envelopes that folded into a hand-held vinyl record player. The envelope contained a record, a needle was placed on it, and when the record was turned, you could hear an audio recording about the Toyota Corolla.
Sounds like an excellent question to ask all the AIs. Hey Grok...
Looked like 80% effort. Daily looks irritated that his cocktail is getting warm.
Me too. Ben was great on the Kevin Smith commentaries. Fight club has four great commentaries.
I miss dvd commentary tracks
Man, this one hurts. Just a true talent. One of the few artists where the live show was better than the album.
Yeah, the smell of spaghetti and sounds of wine sloshing can get distracting. Hope everything went well for you.
Medical grade sperm extractor asking how your day was.
Kinda surprised he hasn't been put in charge of something. What would he be perfect for? By that I mean kill thousands.
Put it on a gold disk speeding out of our solar system. Sponsored by Prime.
Hang on we'll go in a minute. Joe Rogan is high in my passenger seat thinking about the universe.
I'm 100% in.
Damn, I'm kinda into it. Like cruising in a sensory deprivation tank.
Holy shit, can you imagine how good the buttons feel.
