Bullshit. Hank would have hated Trump. He once had existential crisis about voting for W because he had a soft handshake. He may not have voted Kamala but he sure as shit wouldn't vote for Trump.

Cheating at golf would also be a dealbreaker.

Trump likes his steaks well done. That's an automatic disqualifier for Hank.

And with ketchup!

But that wasn’t the question. I don’t see that there is any other option other than Trump or Harris. No third party, no write in, no abstain. Looking at the list, I don’t know why we are focused on Hank Hill. There is no way in FUCK that Tony Stark votes Trump.

Because dumb people think Elon is real life Tony Stark.

Depends on which Tony Stark we're talking. The early Elon-inspired billionaire spoiled child or.. literally any point in his life after, lol

Have you ever actually watched the show or do you just see Texas and go "hurr durr rootin tootin redneck scum"

I lived in Lubbock for six years. The nicest, sweetest people you'd ever meet there would happily vote for Trump.