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Matt (Communes with the night)

@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social

Eternal adjunct trying to ward off despair. Pfp from Boxer Hockey, banner from Final Fantasy 6 Anti-AI til I die

created April 23, 2025

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Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

I always heard it as "nectar west" somehow. Good to know!

2/9/2025, 3:42:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

It’s “Team by team reporters, baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped, Look at that low playing, fine, then

1/9/2025, 6:11:34 PM | 466 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, water? Pretty wet!

2/9/2025, 3:23:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Defaulting your bravely?

2/9/2025, 2:44:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuh-LAY-ming!

2/9/2025, 2:42:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Alternately: The Girl with the Gary Tattoo

2/9/2025, 2:34:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social)

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Gary

2/9/2025, 2:26:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Who cares? Not everything has to be for everyone. In fact, everything *shouldn't* be for everyone.

2/9/2025, 2:20:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they zap you again??

2/9/2025, 2:19:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

And you consider this fighting back against fascism? Seriously?

2/9/2025, 2:19:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminds me of that Portlandia sketch about the company that intentionally picks out shitty art for new coffee shops.

2/9/2025, 2:14:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social)

In September, the light changes

2/9/2025, 2:11:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

At a time when police are assisting a private secret police force that's kidnapping ordinary people

2/9/2025, 2:09:59 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking at the US at this moment, you don't think defunding the police is a good idea? Seriously?

2/9/2025, 2:07:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely breathtaking

2/9/2025, 1:13:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

pwnt

2/9/2025, 1:11:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

AI is the aesthetic of fascism.

2/9/2025, 1:08:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

For real. Even people who've spent their whole lives in the suburbs know this is crap.

2/9/2025, 1:07:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd take John Belushi in the COLLEGE sweatshirt in a heartbeat over any of these.

2/9/2025, 1:02:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect for the golden age of scammers: caring about quality is for suckers; just get yours with as minimal effort as possible.

2/9/2025, 12:55:00 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what happens when only idiot rich kids can afford to pursue a career in the arts.

2/9/2025, 12:53:21 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, potato, potahto

2/9/2025, 12:48:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

ahahahaha, imagine having a reminder of your time as a Liz Warren supporter emblazoned on your body forever

2/9/2025, 12:43:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

A banker? Last I checked there was a cop running

2/9/2025, 12:42:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah like Kamala would have done shit to help medication costs.

2/9/2025, 12:40:46 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone hasn't seen Gavin Newsom's (staffer's) sassy all-caps tweets, I see!

1/9/2025, 11:59:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Those guys are Dunning-Kruger incarnate. They don't read, so they think what ChatGPT churns out is good. Same with anything else -- they never look at visual art, so they think AI images are good. Meanwhile people with actual skills can see what obvious mediocrity it all is.

1/9/2025, 11:58:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

The Israeli people want this. They love it.

1/9/2025, 11:50:05 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

You had the ultimate centrist candidate running last fall. How'd she do?

1/9/2025, 11:49:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're just going to parrot rightwing talking points...

1/9/2025, 11:24:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Israel now and forever.

1/9/2025, 11:16:43 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

What you're saying right now is indistinguishable from what magas say about trans kids. Sorry if this is too much of a purity test for you.

1/9/2025, 10:36:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they saying it more and more?

1/9/2025, 10:09:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

That'll be the line: "He might have been a little rough around the edges, but he always loved America!"

1/9/2025, 9:42:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

You could totally rock a beret.

1/9/2025, 9:39:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

And with an AI image no less. Fuck off.

1/9/2025, 9:32:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 9:01:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

You're joking, right?

1/9/2025, 9:00:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell, remember when he got covid and Russia Maddow wished him a speedy recovery?

1/9/2025, 8:57:20 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

The "fuck your feelings" crowd will be all up in its feelings.

1/9/2025, 8:43:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

"Folks, they wanted to feel his spirit. People are teling me, 'Donald,' they say, 'We love his spirit, Barron has the best spirit, we want to feel it.' They're saying it more and more."

1/9/2025, 8:12:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the democracy you're so apparently eager to save. People vote for who they want. That's how it works.

1/9/2025, 8:05:34 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Kamala would have done the same thing, dipshit.

1/9/2025, 7:46:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Not bad, but you'll need to have a more clearly established persona if you want that monthly $8k.

1/9/2025, 7:45:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

His supplies of bronzer

1/9/2025, 7:07:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

People can choose who to vote for. That's how the whole democracy thing works.

1/9/2025, 6:48:45 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Hells yes

1/9/2025, 6:14:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

What's your favorite soup?

1/9/2025, 6:09:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

No, dumbass.

1/9/2025, 6:08:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Except when someone says they won't vote for Gavin Newsom because of his record on trans right and you call that a purity test. Not sure how deliberately obtuse you're being.

1/9/2025, 6:07:47 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

It's to warn you when he's feeling threatened.

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1/9/2025, 5:55:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

You've got to be the softest mf alive to think a piece of cloth on your face is tyrrany.

1/9/2025, 5:54:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

They fetishize logic and rationality just the same as any based Pepe. They're the adults in the room while anyone who doesn't want the allegedly good party to not support genocide is "hysterical."

1/9/2025, 5:52:27 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

No one is saying they need a candidate to be flawless. That's what liberals say in order to portray leftists as unreasonable.

1/9/2025, 5:44:41 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social)

So "Like a Rolling Stone" is just Bob going "lol you're homeless" to some guy, right? What a dick!

1/9/2025, 5:20:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're going to apologize, make it real or else forget about it.

1/9/2025, 5:08:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

That scamp!

1/9/2025, 5:01:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

It's healthy actually to think about other things besides Drumpf

1/9/2025, 4:53:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear it in Tommy Wiseau's voice

1/9/2025, 4:48:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't you just hear it??

1/9/2025, 4:47:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

The tiger's like, "Woah! Titties!"

1/9/2025, 4:46:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social)

Cartman singing "Hot to Go"

1/9/2025, 4:42:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

No shit, we were saying it first.

1/9/2025, 4:41:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Kamala would have done exactly the same.

1/9/2025, 4:41:18 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Then go to Allston and look for salvageable stuff left on the curb

1/9/2025, 4:10:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Super. AI has no place in education and whistleheads like the op stand in opposition to education.

1/9/2025, 4:08:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey who was giving Israel billions of dollars last year?

1/9/2025, 4:07:32 PM | 30 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, we're all hysterical and emotional about silly things like psychosis and suicide!

1/9/2025, 3:46:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Take a hint, bud.

1/9/2025, 3:44:49 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

AI has no place in education. What you do for a living is at best superfluous, at worst actively hostile to the entire project of learning. Lots of people here value education, and so we don't welcome you.

1/9/2025, 3:43:28 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

You're as believable as ChatGPT.

1/9/2025, 3:33:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

The industry shoving AI down our throats wouldn't be necessary if it were genuinely helpful.

1/9/2025, 3:31:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck off. AI is the death of the mind.

1/9/2025, 3:29:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Made his cartoon wife more conventionally attractive too as a little bonus "fuck you."

1/9/2025, 5:55:25 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember when Biden said he wanted to fund, fund, fund the police?

1/9/2025, 5:47:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha, the horse's name is Greg?

1/9/2025, 5:45:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Yo that's a bit racialist, innit

1/9/2025, 5:18:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social)

I don't care about anything but her. I want to throw away my life and be with her. And if she doesn't want me I'll need to figure something else out but at least I'll have said something. I can't take this.

1/9/2025, 2:57:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social)

I love her so fucking much and it's eating me alive.

1/9/2025, 2:33:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social)

In Rudy's private heaven, it's 9/11 every day

1/9/2025, 2:03:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Fred was *intentionally* stupid, though.

1/9/2025, 2:03:28 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know what you're talking about. Don't negotiate with fascists and don't throw any vulnerable groups under the bus. That's it.

1/9/2025, 2:03:02 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is hating whom? And no one is looking for 100% agreement. That's something liberals say to mischaracterize anyone to their left with actual, y'know, convictions.

1/9/2025, 1:43:49 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

?

1/9/2025, 1:42:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to hit things

1/9/2025, 1:29:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure what you're saying here.

1/9/2025, 1:27:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Kamala ran the ultimate centrist campaign last year and ate shit. It doesn't work. It's not pragmatic.

1/9/2025, 1:17:59 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

What change? The "incremental reforms" democrats have sold us the last 40-some years have failed. They don't want to change. You don't want to change. You just want to be able to be able to safely ignore the horrors again.

1/9/2025, 1:15:43 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

You're all so fucking tiresome. You use the same infantilizing language like "kick and scream" to flatter your ego that you're the sane, rational ones. All you do is make it clear where your allegiances lie when push comes to shove. You will always, ALWAYS, side with the fascists.

1/9/2025, 1:13:40 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Where's your savior of democracy Kamala Harris?

1/9/2025, 12:29:12 AM | 91 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Good stuff here

1/9/2025, 12:13:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the most unique singers ever.

1/9/2025, 12:05:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Album, probably Sibylle Baier's "Color Green." Song, Katell Keineg's "There You Go." www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqT2...

1/9/2025, 12:04:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

She was trying to appeal to the right too much.

1/9/2025, 12:03:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Solid choices!

31/8/2025, 11:06:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

How does he feel about capybaras?

31/8/2025, 11:00:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus, there have been several reboots/remakes of those IPs, so it's silly to treat them as relics of a past era when media corps clearly don't.

31/8/2025, 10:55:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

"Yeah, no, you're not putting anything in there."

31/8/2025, 10:42:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they all know they're long dead because of Israel's brutality.

31/8/2025, 10:32:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt (Communes with the night) (@hwbrgdtse.bsky.social) reply parent

The hostages are dead. Israel killed them.

31/8/2025, 10:29:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view