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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social

Mario and Luigi are sitting on a park bench. Princess Peach walks up and listens to a story Mario is telling. “Emma? She come-a first. I come-a second. The two-a asses … they come together. I come again, the two-a asses come together again. I come a third time, pee twice, and come one last time.”

aug 26, 2025, 1:26 am • 1 0

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social

Peach can’t believe it. She’s absolutely disgusted. “Mario, how dare you. You knew I was standing there, and you still finished that filthy story. How dare you!”

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social

Mario puts his hands up and says, “Hey-a, calm down, a-princess. I was-a just telling my brother a-how to spell ‘Mississippi.’”

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