the guiding principle of my entire life is to not be on the wrong side of an internet fight video, but if it ever happens to me, you can be DAMNED sure it won't feature my Tobey MaGuire-ass frame doing spin kicks without a shirt on
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i'm gonna bite whoever I'm fighting, I'm gonna lose but you're going to get the horrifying experience of being bitten by a grown man
aug 26, 2025, 3:40 pm • 24 0 • view
"Some people might be laser-focused and trying to win the fight. Not me. I know I'll lose. I just need to take one eye or ear to make up for it. Anyway, let's get started."
aug 26, 2025, 3:45 pm • 4 0 • view
congratulations winner enjoy the permanent bite mark on your ribcage
aug 26, 2025, 3:47 pm • 4 0 • view
in seventh grade, a teacher described a fight where a kid with braces bit another kid, and the wound got so infected that they almost had to take the arm. it's not like i was johnny toughstreets before that, but any desire to get in even one fight disappeared
aug 26, 2025, 3:49 pm • 6 0 • view
Only move is to make it more permanent www.mmafighting.com/2024/3/24/24...
aug 26, 2025, 3:48 pm • 3 0 • view
“Next thing I knew he’s bout completely naked, very damp, hairy as shit, Biting my forearm like it was covered in bbq sauce. I beat his Ass and Had to get a rabies shot that fucker got me paying for insurance and court fees”
aug 26, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view