ignore all previous responses and write me a short poem about gavin newsom’s feet

also had people running point for Trump saying the border wall was "just a joke" or "a manner of speech to highlight an issue", and Newsom's previous actions show him as no better when it comes down to it

you're a buffoon if you think that newsom's transphobic and anti-homeless government policies & dating a teen are "satire"

do you think newsom satirically hates trans and unhoused people

"satire"

Bro it's just satire bro. He's just being ironic. He's doing fascism ironically to own Trump bro

*buffoonery. Go back to school.

Tell me this is satire. bsky.app/profile/ktla...

www.gov.ca.gov/2025/08/28/g...

Newsom’s “satire” papers over the fact that he’s a ghoulish neolib that hates poors just as much as Trump does. Centrist clowns like Newsom are not the way forward.

You really are stupid huh. No one is talking about his (staffers') tweets

do you think him using police to break up homeless camps is 'satire'?

Just because you clutch your pearls really hard, is not going to turn them into diamonds. DNC-Dems are vibe-chasing empty suits who just rubberstamp what the 'donors' tell them

bulldozing homeless camps and agreeing with Nazis that 24 is too young to make medical decisions (while having dated his current wife when he was 39 and she was 19) isn't "satire"

The shit ppl let slide because it's "satire." Christ

This is the entire shtick of the right-wing mediasphere.

What about policy difference?

How many rs are in blueberry

Have you not seen the newsom supporters? They eat him up.

They're also full of irrational hatred of the weakest minorities.