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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

r/AskReddit There is a scratch and sniff map the United States, what does your state smell like? Scoob1978 replies: I'm from New Jersey and I don't want to play this game
aug 26, 2025, 2:13 pm • 36 3

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Ned Wilcox @nedwilcox.bsky.social

Victory.

aug 26, 2025, 2:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Orel McKawkholster @orelmckawkholster.bsky.social

Did I mention he's also the most RACIST, INCONSIDERATE, POLLUTING POS I've met? Of course...he's also a MAGAt.

aug 26, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Orel McKawkholster @orelmckawkholster.bsky.social

Not sure about my state, but my property smells like pesticides all the time because my neighbor is OBSESSED with having a "perfect" yard...so KILLS EVERYTHING else on his 10 acres. He's sprayed more MULTIPLE pesticides this year than I would use in a lifetime. Any animals...he SHOOTS them.

aug 26, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

oh crap.

aug 26, 2025, 2:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Orel McKawkholster @orelmckawkholster.bsky.social

Did I mention that he's burned (giant smoke bombs of wet or green shit) at least 35 times this year? Not "lawn debris...it's wet shit he rakes in his woods..he literally weed eats and sprays glyphosate on the whole thing. Air-quality alerts, Canadian wildfires, don't matter. "Fire" dep. doesn't care

aug 26, 2025, 2:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

WTF is wrong with him? yikes.

aug 26, 2025, 2:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Orel McKawkholster @orelmckawkholster.bsky.social

If not running a tractor, then it's a weed eater, a blower, stump grinder (he grinds any bumps in his woods)...and get this...this mutherfocker has tilled his garden at 7:00 in the morning...4 times already this year...that he HASN'T planted for nearly 10 years. It's REALLY fucked up.

aug 26, 2025, 2:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Orel McKawkholster @orelmckawkholster.bsky.social

I think the same thing EVERY day. In addition to everything I mentioned, he runs 1 of his 3 tractors the whole time (NOISE)...while raking, walking around, anything..for 50-60 hours a week. He really cares about nothing but his lawn. I think he waits for a leaf to drop so he can run out & pick it up

aug 26, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tatertahts @tatertahts.bsky.social

Benzene and Cheesesteaks

aug 26, 2025, 2:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

Don't forget shit and oil refineries

aug 26, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tatertahts @tatertahts.bsky.social

coal and amish baked goods

aug 26, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Walkabout @walkabout-usa.bsky.social

AZ smells like salsa verde.

aug 27, 2025, 1:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Stoned Feminist @ladylinds.bsky.social

Dunkin donuts

aug 26, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mel @melwin7777.bsky.social

Whatever a black hole smells like. Missouri.

aug 26, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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knowledgebender.bsky.social @knowledgebender.bsky.social

Hey

aug 26, 2025, 2:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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🌸 It's me, Sheri 🌸🌵🇺🇸💙🇺🇦 @agedandamused.bsky.social

Dust - Arizona

aug 26, 2025, 2:16 pm • 1 0 • view