1/3: You know, a certain prestigious publishing house was recently all set to publish my memoirs, and pay me an enormous sum of money for the work, with major studios already involved in a major bidding war for the movie rights, and then it all came crashing down ...
2/3: My book tells how I was first raised by wolves in northern British Columbia, then grew up in a mixed-race family as a foster child in south-central Los Angeles before becoming an alcoholic and drug addict who rehabilitates with ...
3/3: the help of a good woman at a twelve step treatment center in Minnesota. Alas, Lupus Love and Consequences In A Million Little Pieces will now be self-published, perhaps, if I can raise the dough. (Any help would be much appreciated, of course!)