Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
LOLs, Nothing Matters! (Until It Does)
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We're going to need a lot of new Constitutional Amendments ...
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social)
With no Federal government, will the employees even need unions?!?!
Rebecca E (@spoutiblegirl.bsky.social) reposted
My newest lawn sign soon to arrive...
Spud Lovr (@spudlovr.bsky.social) reposted
The Minocqua Brewing Company Super PAC Just Filed A Class Action Lawsuit to Unmask ICE in Wisconsin kirkbangstad.substac... #wiunion #wipolitics #WiReists
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social)
"It's the stroke, stupid." Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) (@adamscochran): "1/31 I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes. AND that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this week."
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I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
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I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Truth Social(ist) (@twitterrefugeeog.bsky.social) reposted
HOLY CRAP!!! Iโm coming home from the gym in The Villages and I drive by this Labor Day protest. IN THE VILLAGES!!! ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson defies President Trump by leading a "no troops in Chicago!"
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I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Mari Rochelle๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ โข ๐๐งฌโฎ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ (she/her) โค๏ธ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท๐๐ถ๏ธ (@mari-rochelle.bsky.social) reposted
Somewhere in Iceland.
Indivisible Chicago Alliance โ๐ (@indivisiblechicago.bsky.social) reposted
Proud to march with unions and grassroots organizations in support of workers and our Chicago community! #WorkersOverBillionaires #NoTroopsInChicago @indivisiblegwlchi.org @indivisible.org
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
Reminder: Most mass shootings are carried out by cisgender men.
Randi Weingarten ๐๏ธ๐โ๐บ๐ธ (@rweingarten.bsky.social) reposted
Chicago this Labor Dayโฆ Thousands fighting for what #WorkersDeserve
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I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social)
I'm just going to assume that Trump has already been dead for a couple of days. I'm curious to see how credible his body double will be or if the next State of the Union be made by AI.
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Anagram Man (@conserveletters.bsky.social) reposted
Thoughts and Prayers for โ๏ธ #DonaldTrump ๐ฉบ
Gabe Ortรญz (@tusk81.bsky.social) reposted
โIn the wake of new federal guidelines limiting the groups for whom new #COVID19 vaccines are approved, the New Mexico Department of Health is removing โbarriers to the administration of the COVID-19 vaccine.โโ www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_n...
this is awkword . com (@awkword.bsky.social) reposted
What could possibly go wrong?
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Hog Butcher for the World, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler; Stormy, husky, brawling, City of the Big Shoulders:
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If our country were run by adults, we'd have a long-term strategy for how to convince India to stop buying Putin's oil -- and thereby funding Russia's war. Not immediate, but incremental and long-term.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social)
It's not the outrageous lies, it's the fact that a sizeable faction of citizens gobbles this shit up like it's manna from heaven. I mean, everyone is Fucking Stupider because of this dynamic.
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Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
DESCRIPTION: self-described alpha male, wearing body armor, assault rifle, and wraparound sunglasses because heโs โafraid of nothing.โ
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David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted
They should do it anyway for the environmental benefits.
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Wages of unionized workers are 13% higher than their nonunion counterparts. But unions also set a higher pay standard that all workers enjoy. In high-union-density states, median household income is $12,000 higher than in low-union-density states. This is why unions are vital.
Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted
Assuming he's sick, l just pray he follows the medical advice of "one of the world's foremost voices, advocates and experts on public health," RFK Jr.
George Conway ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Fifty-one of the 85 Federalist papers were written by a guy born in Nevis.
Jonathan Eisen (@phylogenomics.bsky.social) reposted
Gratitude. Just made a little video while out for a walk on my birthday to express my gratitude to all the people and organizations that help protect and preserve the natural world and make it accessible. Thanks to all of you. #gratitude #nature #birds #hiking #birthday #california #yolobypass
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
Revoking an entire nationalityโs visas is collective punishment and never acceptable โ especially in this moment when millions of Palestinians lack equal rights, basic healthcare, and so much more at home, forcing them out of the US is unfathomably cruel. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/w...
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
Happy Labor Day, Illinois!
philaretey.bsky.social (@philaretey.bsky.social) reposted
Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch. Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted
I'm going on record. You don't cover up dead. He's not dead. However, he's sick as shit. That you can cover up for a bit. But just a bit. Mostly I hope he feels like absolute shit and is very scared of death. That I can work with.
๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
They're both lying to you.
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3/3: the help of a good woman at a twelve step treatment center in Minnesota. Alas, Lupus Love and Consequences In A Million Little Pieces will now be self-published, perhaps, if I can raise the dough. (Any help would be much appreciated, of course!)
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2/3: My book tells how I was first raised by wolves in northern British Columbia, then grew up in a mixed-race family as a foster child in south-central Los Angeles before becoming an alcoholic and drug addict who rehabilitates with ...
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social)
1/3: You know, a certain prestigious publishing house was recently all set to publish my memoirs, and pay me an enormous sum of money for the work, with major studios already involved in a major bidding war for the movie rights, and then it all came crashing down ...
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3/3: He thinks he earned his survival and intends to make it harder for anyone who isnโt a descendant of Joseph Kennedy Sr. to survive those problems. He is one of the scribes and Pharisees.
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2/3: He had for years the absolute most destructive to health habits possible, and somehow the fact that he had such a large cushion of money that these habits didnโt kill him or leave him homeless never penetrated his wormy brain ...
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1/3: I have spent a lot of thinking about what I hate the most about RFK jr. Is it the dishonesty? The hunger for power at any cost? The evil substance of his โpolicies?โ No. I have concluded that his worst quality is his shamelessness. He is a โrecoveredโ heroin addict and tobacco-chewer ...
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social)
TL;DR: The top marginal tax rates are too fucking low, and capital gains need to be taxed as income.
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social)
Fire ... and ICE! www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...
Metro Chimp (@metrochimp.bsky.social)
Mark my words: Post COVID inflation was something Joe Biden did. Post tariff inflation, on the other hand, will be something that just happened ...
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President Trump has not been seen for three days, raising fresh questions about Bidenโs health!
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President Trump has not been seen for three days, raising fresh questions about Bidenโs health!