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Yael @elle91.bsky.social

In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

jul 30, 2025, 12:23 pm • 12,637 1,301

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huckleberrymike.bsky.social @huckleberrymike.bsky.social

"Too young too long. Too old too soon."

jul 31, 2025, 11:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Cat Mom Mask On @wearyourdamnedmask.bsky.social

We grow up so slowly and grow old so fast. - from Robbie Robertson's "What About Now"

jul 30, 2025, 7:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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cjdit.bsky.social @cjdit.bsky.social

For sure. We always say that in connection with our children growing up so fast, right before our eyes.

jul 30, 2025, 4:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lori Sirianni @4animallife.bsky.social

The 20 years between my late teens and late thirties seemed to pass by a lot slower than the 20 years between my late thirties and late fifties, too. Just like my grandparents always said, time does seem to go by faster the older you get. The last 20 years just *flew*.

jul 30, 2025, 4:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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Alyazia @alyazia.bsky.social

The teacher was correct 👍

jul 31, 2025, 12:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Noreen @ducknor.bsky.social

I read recently where "middle age" starts at 38 years of life expectancy is 76 year. 😳 Make most of and enjoy your years.

jul 30, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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DaLena @elvenqueen.bsky.social

Just wait till you're in your 60s! See how fast time goes then. LOL Seriously...make every moment count, even if it's just time to rest and recharge!

jul 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bobbie Bees🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @bobbiegarnet.bsky.social

Wait till you hit your mid 50s......

jul 30, 2025, 4:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jack Straw 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪🥄 @jxkstraw.bsky.social

And they go faster and faster with each new year.

jul 31, 2025, 3:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Roookii @roookii.bsky.social

They only get shorter the older you get.

jul 30, 2025, 4:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Melissa Hunter @mommyhunter.bsky.social

And then you are staring down 60 wondering where your life went.

jul 30, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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StayingCovidSafe @starlightshelling.bsky.social

🤭

jul 30, 2025, 3:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sphermetatron @sphermetatron.bsky.social

Don't you worry baby, pretty soon you'll be in your 60s. By the time, you'll surely understand the law of gravity better, and I'll be long gone...🙏

jul 30, 2025, 11:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Jolene @thejolene.bsky.social

PS: I hope you live a long, healthy, and happy life. 🥰

jul 30, 2025, 4:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Jolene @thejolene.bsky.social

65 chiming in. Take care of your knees. Seriously.

jul 30, 2025, 4:14 pm • 8 0 • view
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Optimistic Rationalist @rationalist44.bsky.social

ABSOLUTELY. "Sunscreen" told us that, remember ? But you're a mere youngster. I've just crested the big seven-Oh...

jul 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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jerzeygurl.bsky.social @jerzeygurl.bsky.social

And your back! Keep a strong core

jul 31, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Dawn @alongcomesalady.bsky.social

Hahaha… so true

jul 30, 2025, 4:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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SG Hendricks @sghendricks.bsky.social

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jul 30, 2025, 4:36 pm • 39 3 • view
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nicola @gleanniucha.bsky.social

Christ that is depressing - and true

jul 31, 2025, 1:05 am • 4 0 • view
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Nancy Harris @nancyimagines.bsky.social

Oddly enough I was remembering that phrase when I was out walking out dog this morning. When we were children a friend of the family said. When you are young the days are short and the years are long. When you are old the days are long and the years are short.

jul 30, 2025, 5:08 pm • 4 0 • view
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Eric Zanconato @ericzanconato.bsky.social

I saw the following quote on Reddit recently, “you know you’re old anytime you’re entering your DOB with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin that bitch like you’re on Wheel of Fortune.” 😆 Who says I’m 46? No, I recently turned 24 for the 22nd. time. 😂 Live life with intention! 😁

jul 31, 2025, 11:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Skye Wolfer @biolard.bsky.social

cursed by the bell that makes you old

jul 30, 2025, 4:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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couture-50.bsky.social @couture-50.bsky.social

Yep, it happens that way. Sometimes we don’t realize that until we take a look in the mirror or find that clothes don’t fit as well as they did in years previous. It can be disheartening.

jul 31, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Colorado Nature Gal @conaturegal.bsky.social

I’m in my early 60s and each trip around the sun seems to go faster and faster!

jul 30, 2025, 3:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dawn 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🫣 @badgerbleu2.bsky.social

70’s here. Boy those last ten years sped by like a roadrunner!

jul 30, 2025, 3:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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Annie Haz @anniehaz.bsky.social

🎶"And you run & you run To catch up with the sun But it's sinking Racing around to come up behind you again"🎶

jul 30, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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sam1am4bg.bsky.social @sam1am4bg.bsky.social

Time goes by faster than you think, don’t waste it because you can never get it back.

jul 30, 2025, 4:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Connie @connie4spirit.bsky.social

Hahahaha

jul 30, 2025, 4:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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PaSandy @pasandy.bsky.social

Pretty much it! Parents find the same to be true of their children. One day infants, next day learning to drive.

jul 30, 2025, 1:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Janet Greaves🇨🇦🍁 @janetgreaves45.bsky.social

Try 80! The years get shorter except for January. It suddenly seems like 90 days instead of 31.

jul 31, 2025, 9:44 am • 0 0 • view
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TF? 😼💙🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸🇬🇱🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mind-ur-business.bsky.social

Enjoy those 25 minutes in your 30’s because tomorrow when you wake up your be 49.

jul 31, 2025, 8:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Walkingdude01 @walkingdude01.bsky.social

Yeah really!

jul 31, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
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AZ Sunrise @diann66.bsky.social

Amazing, huh! 💙

jul 30, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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fortismaximus.bsky.social @fortismaximus.bsky.social

Buckle up. Time goes faster the closer you are to the finish line. Enjoy life, do good things, help others. You'll be glad you did.

jul 30, 2025, 3:08 pm • 67 4 • view
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Optimistic Rationalist @rationalist44.bsky.social

Great advice. No one tells you how it accelerates do they. A thing I first heard mid-life, still quite shocked me - easily shocks a youngster: "3000 weekends". "Whaddaya mean 3000 weekends ?? " " Just that. Leave school - you've got 3000 weekends. Don't waste em... " 😱🤣

jul 30, 2025, 5:31 pm • 25 0 • view
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p @burnseternal.bsky.social

Ut oh! Never looked at it like that. I'd better get enjoying!

jul 31, 2025, 1:48 am • 2 0 • view
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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social

That's a lot of weekends

jul 31, 2025, 12:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Optimistic Rationalist @rationalist44.bsky.social

Not when you've already had 3,500...

aug 2, 2025, 2:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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🇨🇦 Mike O'Doyle 🇨🇦 @thetruemichael.bsky.social

If you've already had 3,500 weekends I think it's fair

aug 2, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maggie @liberalgamer.bsky.social

It’s our perception of time that changes. As kids, we have such a short history that the future feels like forever. As we age and realize we have less time left than what we’ve already lived, it just feels like it was a blink of the eye.

jul 31, 2025, 1:50 am • 0 0 • view
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randomone2000.bsky.social @randomone2000.bsky.social

Truth

jul 30, 2025, 5:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Greywolf @grawarg.bsky.social

Turning 60 this year 😳 Still remember me laughing about not sure if I would see my 30th birthday.

jul 31, 2025, 4:48 am • 3 0 • view
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Just Me @mdenn.bsky.social

Just wait.

jul 30, 2025, 3:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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db5156.bsky.social @db5156.bsky.social

Turn around and you will be attending your 50th high school reunion !

jul 31, 2025, 10:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Make America Honest Again! @throwingstones6.bsky.social

Wait till you hit 70... It's astonishing.

jul 31, 2025, 5:06 am • 1 0 • view
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peckhamdog.bsky.social @peckhamdog.bsky.social

Lucky you. I’m going to be 60😱

jul 30, 2025, 2:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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John_R @johnjrock.bsky.social

Wait until you hit the 70's. . .

jul 30, 2025, 6:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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biscuitdrives.bsky.social @biscuitdrives.bsky.social

Oh to be back in Chemistry class.

jul 30, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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kelleywillis.bsky.social @kelleywillis.bsky.social

Oh, wait until the hands of the wall clock double as a fan!

jul 30, 2025, 4:36 pm • 4 0 • view
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Georgia 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦉 🌻 @georgiegeeez.bsky.social

Oh, honey child…🙃

jul 30, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Danny Mittleman @dannymittleman.bsky.social

I’m 67 and the years keep getting shorter.

jul 30, 2025, 3:39 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ministry Of Truth @truthministry.bsky.social

Was your teacher Khlyen from Killjoys?

jul 30, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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robertazim.bsky.social @robertazim.bsky.social

Wait until you’re in your 80’s.

jul 30, 2025, 4:01 pm • 4 0 • view
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3Crows @pamelab52.bsky.social

And when it rings again you may be in your 70’s It goes fast

jul 30, 2025, 4:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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gmarie55🍁📎🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺🇬🇧 NAFO Fella #NastyCanadian 🇨🇦🦫 @gmarie55.bsky.social

😌

jul 31, 2025, 5:35 am • 0 0 • view
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WT @scifibro.bsky.social

😜

jul 30, 2025, 4:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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sallimae.bsky.social @sallimae.bsky.social

😂

jul 30, 2025, 4:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tduff @tuffy129.bsky.social

This applies to parenting. Sometimes I wanted to turn myself into the fire station & not go home. lol. When I thought, I got this, a new stage began. It’s all natural & difficult. Teen yrs.were difficult & I taught high school. Teaching & living w/ teens totally different. You are always a parent

jul 30, 2025, 3:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jen Williams @jenwilliams.bsky.social

I'm getting close to 50. It only spirals faster and faster. I blink and the year has gone.

jul 30, 2025, 4:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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Antoni Lorente @toni-lorente.bsky.social

Just wait until your sixties, you’ll see then.

jul 30, 2025, 8:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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🇨🇦 Ontario 🇨🇦 @monty18aj.bsky.social

It’s shorter still when you’re in the 70s! You’re welcome!

jul 30, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Desert Liberal @malvhett.bsky.social

My wife and I decided to have kids and I blinked and now my oldest is starting kindergarten. If I didn't know better I would think Q was fucking with me

jul 31, 2025, 1:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Viola @violamayer.bsky.social

For most people, the older we get, the faster we get caught up in everyday life and don't notice anything. Every day becomes routine, but we need to live for ourselves too and not forget about ourselves. We need to try to change our lives so that they are not monotonous.

jul 30, 2025, 4:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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tommykbs.bsky.social @tommykbs.bsky.social

I'm 70. The years are not long enough and the decades are shorter still. Hail to the teachers who ask us to think!

jul 30, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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IndianaSolo @indianasolo.bsky.social

I was playing football with my friends at recess yesterday. Now I’m 51. 🫠

jul 30, 2025, 4:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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4🍔+1GoBerian💙🦋💙 @4burgersand1gober.bsky.social

lol 😂

jul 30, 2025, 2:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Regnad Kcin @flufffighter.bsky.social

Wait until you hit 70! 🙄

jul 30, 2025, 4:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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angelannie43.bsky.social @angelannie43.bsky.social

The unfortunate reality is we never listen to our elders. We thought they were FOS and rolled our eyes when they told us these things. We thought they were old fuddy duddies. Now I’m the fuddy duddie.

jul 30, 2025, 5:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jennifer Keith @jkcreative8.bsky.social

In your 60s, weeks go by in a minute. Enjoy still being young!

jul 30, 2025, 2:56 pm • 10 0 • view
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tinybluedrop.bsky.social @tinybluedrop.bsky.social

Yup. It's like "Oh ANOTHER Wednesday is about to be over".

jul 31, 2025, 2:35 am • 2 0 • view
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Jennifer Keith @jkcreative8.bsky.social

It is literally always about to be Friday. 😄

jul 31, 2025, 2:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Mean Mr. Mustard (DAN) @dan6098.bsky.social

64 here, yes! There's actually a chemical in your brain that changes as you age, your perception of time

jul 30, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jennifer Keith @jkcreative8.bsky.social

Really! It sure feels like it.

jul 30, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Opinionated Retiree and Nasty Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @opinionatedretiree.bsky.social

Wait till you're in your 60s.

jul 30, 2025, 8:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bernie (Gummo Marx) Jacobs @gummomarx.bsky.social

Yup: Inside every 60 year old is a 19 year old wondering what the hell happened!?

jul 30, 2025, 8:20 pm • 9 0 • view
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Steely Calm @altja.bsky.social

Ha, all of a sudden you'll be 70!

jul 30, 2025, 3:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nora Paterson @norapaterson.bsky.social

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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social

Wait until 40-50, fairly rockets along

jul 30, 2025, 9:09 pm • 4 0 • view
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jean winters @jeanwinters.bsky.social

Indeed☺️

jul 31, 2025, 5:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Daniel O 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @dan60-mjo.bsky.social

It feels like I blinked, and I’m suddenly 60. Something my body insists on regularly reminding me with gifts for old people. “ Doc, I have what?” I take the good and take the bad, it’s a fact of life 🎶

jul 30, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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DEATHBORNE @deathbourne.bsky.social

Try being 53 youngster.

jul 30, 2025, 1:45 pm • 7 0 • view
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Tony @togeyboi.bsky.social

Growing old ain't for wimps...but better than the alternative. I freak out every morning when I catch a glimpse of some old dude in my bathroom.....mirror.

jul 30, 2025, 1:50 pm • 22 1 • view
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᯽Ჽƭⲉꭾ𝚑𝚊𝑛𝔦ɛ᯽🤸 @stephjmom.bsky.social

.... oh that's not so bad, i see my mother in the mirror....

aug 22, 2025, 9:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tony @togeyboi.bsky.social

Nice to know it isn't some creepy old dude in your mirror too ! Have a great day !

aug 22, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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DEATHBORNE @deathbourne.bsky.social

I've taken great care of myself. And people often think I'm considerably younger than I am. But I've been here for the entire ride. And I know it's short, and that it has more and more demands the further into it I get. But, it's been a good ride. And I'm thankful to have made it this far.

jul 30, 2025, 1:53 pm • 12 0 • view
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🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @ncyankeegirl.bsky.social

I am 59 and get the - you look younger- but for me - it is my hands - they tell how long I have been here. But still grateful - yes!!

jul 30, 2025, 2:04 pm • 9 0 • view
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DEATHBORNE @deathbourne.bsky.social

Yeah, the hands and, for me, fingers do tell the tale.

jul 30, 2025, 3:47 pm • 5 0 • view
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Mean Mr. Mustard (DAN) @dan6098.bsky.social

64 here. Hands are the give away. I, to, look younger than my age

jul 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tony @togeyboi.bsky.social

64 now, time flies and often look back to all my friends who didn't get the chance to grow old, worked at the same company for 35 years, a lot of us were just 18-19 yo kids when we started in the mine, we started families together, babysat each others kids, it was just yesterday.

jul 30, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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DEATHBORNE @deathbourne.bsky.social

It's the changes in drives and priorities too. Some unexpected, some welcome, some not so much...

jul 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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DEATHBORNE @deathbourne.bsky.social

Yes, it does go quickly. There is a lot of living that happens, in the brief passing time.

jul 30, 2025, 3:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Derrik V @derrikv.bsky.social

I still see a youngster in the mirror. When I see a PICTURE of myself, I wonder who that old person is. I'll be 70 in 23 days.

jul 30, 2025, 3:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Li Qin @linqin511.bsky.social

In Chinese physiognomy culture, there is a saying: “Appearance is born from the heart.”

jul 31, 2025, 5:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Blanche Devereaux @gingerkap23.bsky.social

I always wanted to grow up so fast and now I’m in my 40’s and have no idea why I did that

jul 30, 2025, 4:09 pm • 13 0 • view
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᯽Ჽƭⲉꭾ𝚑𝚊𝑛𝔦ɛ᯽🤸 @stephjmom.bsky.social

You not wishing it wouldnt have chaned it...

aug 22, 2025, 9:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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jimnoz.bsky.social @jimnoz.bsky.social

It gets faster...can't believe I am in my 70s.

jul 30, 2025, 10:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Epstein Files @democracyisaverb.bsky.social

Yep!

jul 30, 2025, 5:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk

Suddenly I’m in my 50’s and the 80’s is still like 10 or 20 years ago..

jul 30, 2025, 3:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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nathanschneider.bsky.social @nathanschneider.bsky.social

Time doesn't change, but our concept of it does and the fact that our stupid brains interpret 20 year old memories as yesterday doesn't help much either.

jul 30, 2025, 2:43 pm • 30 1 • view
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nathanschneider.bsky.social @nathanschneider.bsky.social

This is also why 50 yr old people say "I can do a cartwheel" because they just did a bunch over 30 years ago, but their body quickly reminds them that they're 50, not 20 like the brain thinks.

jul 30, 2025, 2:45 pm • 15 0 • view
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᯽Ჽƭⲉꭾ𝚑𝚊𝑛𝔦ɛ᯽🤸 @stephjmom.bsky.social

Tree climbing too... trust me

aug 22, 2025, 9:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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nathanschneider.bsky.social @nathanschneider.bsky.social

Yep. Young Nathan: scampers up a tree like a monkey. Adult Nathan: suddenly my entire body feels like 5,000 lbs and I'm as weak as a baby.

aug 22, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Larre Bildeston @larreau.bsky.social

50 year olds shouldn’t get up on the roof. Middle aged men seem particularly prone to overestimating their balance. I know several cases where this has gone horribly wrong.

jul 30, 2025, 6:55 pm • 5 0 • view
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Angry Persian Gardener @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social

I’m 56, until 2 years ago I was still getting up on ladders 1.5 stories tall on uneven surfaces and using power tools. The other day I was in a restaurant walking like an old man because the tile on the floor was making me dizzy

jul 31, 2025, 10:55 am • 2 0 • view
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Larre Bildeston @larreau.bsky.social

Noticing is the key, I think. The men I know of who were killed falling off their roofs (both good friends of my uncle, separate incidents) probably didn’t realise they had lost muscle mass and therefore balance.

jul 31, 2025, 11:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Angry Persian Gardener @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social

I’m a chick. My 25 year old employees go up ladders now and I spend a shit load of $$ on worker’s comp insurance. I was so much cheaper when I went up ladders since I didn’t have insurance on myself. I miss being the monkey on ladders going up and down at speed

jul 31, 2025, 11:11 am • 1 0 • view
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🌎AnneO'Moss💙🆘🇺🇸🆘 @wokeegalitarian.bsky.social

😱 brutal...😥

jul 31, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view
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m-ia.bsky.social @m-ia.bsky.social

uh-oh… you know that I now have go to the park to try one, yes? (I’m 61…underinsured…)

jul 31, 2025, 8:08 am • 0 0 • view
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tamagowithchips.bsky.social @tamagowithchips.bsky.social

When a stranger approaches you in the street and demands that you guess his age, the answer is always 83. I don’t know why.

jul 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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MaMaDonnae @mamadonnae.bsky.social

Ding. 🛎️

jul 31, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Adam (Aitch) @adamaitch.bsky.social

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you...

jul 30, 2025, 4:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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italianstylemeats @blagueplague.bsky.social

Spaceman Spiff has entered the chat

jul 30, 2025, 8:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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defeline.bsky.social @defeline.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂 this hit!!

jul 30, 2025, 2:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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omaggiepr.bsky.social @omaggiepr.bsky.social

The bell rang and I’m in my 70’s

jul 30, 2025, 4:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bill Leibenguth @bill-leibenguth.bsky.social

Just wait until you arrive to your mid 70s.

jul 30, 2025, 2:32 pm • 8 0 • view
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Bossmang Drumma aka GraveRobyn @graver0byn.bsky.social

I barely remember high school

jul 30, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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fletchermagee.bsky.social @fletchermagee.bsky.social

💯 it only gets worse....

jul 30, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Scott Anderson @room34 @room34.social

Five minutes ago I was also in my 30s and now I’m 51.

jul 30, 2025, 12:59 pm • 76 0 • view
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.bsky.social

This is what got me. Time wasn't flying until I got to a web form where I had to change the dropdown for age bracket from "18-35" to "36+" and suddenly I am nearing half a century.

jul 30, 2025, 4:46 pm • 22 0 • view
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Scott Anderson @room34 @room34.social

So the highest age bracket they specified is 36-death? Yeesh.

jul 30, 2025, 5:07 pm • 12 0 • view
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YourKingMob @yourkingmob.bsky.social

I can't remember if it was 36-45 or 36-50, but yeeeah

jul 30, 2025, 5:09 pm • 6 0 • view
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Carrie07876 @carolynjane.bsky.social

I’m at the bottom of the dropdown list. 65+ The end…

jul 30, 2025, 9:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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patfromthestix @patfromthestix.bsky.social

Truth. Just yesterday I received a notice about my 60th! HS reunion.

jul 30, 2025, 3:03 pm • 20 0 • view
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bob-fisher.bsky.social @bob-fisher.bsky.social

"I had more fun being 20 in the '70s than being 70 in the '20s".~Joe Walsh

jul 30, 2025, 10:20 pm • 9 1 • view
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Drew Webb Free @Azbrittney and @Donkoclock @archeryfan93.bsky.social

I couldn't wait to get out of high school when I was just 14 and now I'm going on 36. Time flies

jul 31, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
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@Libraryadvocate.bsky.social @librayadvocate.bsky.social

I've been working in a high school library for many years. I'm in my early 60's now, and regardless of how many times I tell our students that it's a truth universally acknowledged that young people don't appreciate their youth until it's gone. In an instant. Appreciate it while you're living it xxx

jul 31, 2025, 9:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Dave Kahn #FBPE @dkahn400.bsky.social

““Youth is the most beautiful thing in this world—and what a pity that it has to be wasted on children!” – attributed to Bernard Shaw

jul 31, 2025, 9:32 am • 1 0 • view
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@Libraryadvocate.bsky.social @librayadvocate.bsky.social

That desire to move beyond the control of your parents and the other adults in your life is normal. Whether or not they are good and decent people. Until you realise being a responsible adult is not actually the utopia you thought it was.

jul 31, 2025, 9:53 am • 0 0 • view
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gcm198.bsky.social @gcm198.bsky.social

Right and I’m now 77

jul 31, 2025, 12:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sandra @2centsworth.bsky.social

That bell will ring again & you’ll be 50. Trust me.

jul 30, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Y.M.Cameron @notyaniece.bsky.social

😭🫠

jul 30, 2025, 6:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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sandi-r.bsky.social @sandi-r.bsky.social

Oh so true!

jul 30, 2025, 3:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Arch 🇺🇦 @arch45.bsky.social

It's been a minute.

jul 30, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Plicketyplunk @plicketyplunk.bsky.social

Wait till you are in your 60's, whippersnapper. 😏

jul 30, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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KurtRexCooper @kurtrexcooper.bsky.social

When I ask my mother when she was in her 80s how fast the days went she snapped her fingers, “Like this.” And she was active . She volunteered for the library bookstore, for the bettered women’s shelter, she went to political meeting, she went to the gym every day, she had miscellaneous clubs.

jul 30, 2025, 5:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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adayinmylife64.bsky.social @adayinmylife64.bsky.social

I started feeling old when I realized the music I listen to is over 50 years old. It’s called grandpa rock now. 🙄

jul 31, 2025, 2:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Andy 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @clindyguy66.bsky.social

Pink Floyd illustrated this best with, youtu.be/Qr0-7Ds79zo?...

jul 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 31 3 • view
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KT & Ollie @dogs4ever11.bsky.social

Love!!!! The entire album❤️

jul 30, 2025, 3:40 pm • 9 0 • view
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📎WTF JFC WTF WTF WTF @auntieemwefucked.bsky.social

The older you get the faster it goes. Someone once told me life is like a roll of toilet paper all I know is toilet paper is mother fucking pricey.

jul 31, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
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thatamerican.bsky.social @thatamerican.bsky.social

That's Okay. The bell rang and Now i'm in my 60s. LOL and remember the next time you make fun of some old guy That's actually what you will end up if you're lucky. Take your vitamins and exercise.

jul 30, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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doremibussolati @bussolati.bsky.social

Add a sneeze to your tale and then you're in your 60s...

jul 30, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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kina48.bsky.social @kina48.bsky.social

Wait until you reach your 70s, 80s, etc. Good luck!

jul 30, 2025, 4:05 pm • 4 0 • view
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Sammy @sammy1956.bsky.social

Just wait. I literally lost the last 20 years of my life. They are just gone. I'm 69 and I know I am living on borrowed time.

jul 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jester's GT @jestersgt.bsky.social

Then your son is born and like 3 or 4 months later he's 18 and wants your old Mustang 😂

jul 30, 2025, 11:09 pm • 3 0 • view
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Teresa°❀ ੯*໒꒱❤︎ 🐩❀⋆.🐩ೃ࿔*:🐩°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*🐩:⋆。°❀🐩🐾🐾 @poodlemom58.bsky.social

Truth!

jul 30, 2025, 2:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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altrocks 🫥 @altrocks.bsky.social

Yeah, the years are short because the traumatic memories being repressed in our minds cover the majority of every day we spent in school, at work, or just trying to survive. When you look back and the only happiness you can remember is a couple vacations you had as a kid life seems short.

jul 30, 2025, 4:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sumo Mouse @chuuzumou.bsky.social

She got your ass

jul 30, 2025, 4:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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leajacobsen.bsky.social @leajacobsen.bsky.social

My mom would say Buckle up Buttercup. Anyhoo 🤷‍♀️ My 50th High School reunion is fast approaching

jul 30, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Annie @annie21380.bsky.social

My son will be 16 soon. Came too fast 😢

jul 31, 2025, 1:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Tonya @tpittsyork.bsky.social

HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 VISION. YEAH. YOU MADE IT. 🏆

jul 30, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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jaegan.bsky.social @jaegan.bsky.social

"not, while the evil days come not"

jul 30, 2025, 3:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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Katieann @katieannsorenson.bsky.social

I’m old now and can confirm.

jul 30, 2025, 2:34 pm • 4 0 • view
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tyson60.bsky.social @tyson60.bsky.social

I just turned 60 in July, I remember those long days in school, there’s a song by the name I’m too old to die this young that sums it up perfectly. Enjoy every second of every day with the ones you love and trust, and see as much of the world as possible. Love.

jul 31, 2025, 10:24 am • 1 0 • view
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peaches - beth @peaches18.bsky.social

yep

jul 30, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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suebee10.bsky.social @suebee10.bsky.social

Yup

jul 30, 2025, 3:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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pharmboy81.bsky.social @pharmboy81.bsky.social

Accurate

jul 30, 2025, 7:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Linda Oswald @lindaaoswald1.bsky.social

I'm 68 and it was 50 years in May since I graduated from high school!!

jul 30, 2025, 1:41 pm • 31 0 • view
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Reclaiming My Mind @spooner704.bsky.social

Mine was last year. WTAF?

jul 30, 2025, 4:32 pm • 7 0 • view
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Optimistic Rationalist @rationalist44.bsky.social

CONGRATULATIONS !

jul 30, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Linda Oswald @lindaaoswald1.bsky.social

Thanks!

jul 30, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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brzl66.bsky.social @brzl66.bsky.social

Class of 75! Yay!

jul 30, 2025, 7:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Linda Oswald @lindaaoswald1.bsky.social

The years have flown by!

jul 30, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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JTyler @jtyler5.bsky.social

Just wait.😂When you hit your sixties it's crazy fast.

jul 30, 2025, 3:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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perry4u.bsky.social @perry4u.bsky.social

I think of Jessica, my old girlfriend’s teenage daughter. Her mother hated her dating cholos. “They’re better than the old man you go out with,(me)!!!! Jessica is now 6 years older than I was when she screamed that 😂

jul 30, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Denise Newell @deninewell.bsky.social

My grandma always said, “The older you get, the faster time goes by.” She was right.

jul 30, 2025, 6:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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katmike.bsky.social @katmike.bsky.social

I was 21 and poof! Now I’m 77… time flys!!

jul 30, 2025, 4:36 pm • 24 0 • view
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rad_thundercat @radthundercat.bsky.social

Modest Mouse said that too, years go fast but the days go slow ..so slow

jul 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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G Allen @gwallen.bsky.social

60 years old, time freaking flies!!! Seems like I was 30 years old yesterday!!! Just understand that life is short, live life, and enjoy it.😊🥃

jul 31, 2025, 5:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Nudsy aka Ian’s doodle @nudsy.bsky.social

You ain’t seen nothin.

jul 30, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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MustangPrecious @mustangprecious.bsky.social

& just like that, it's your 50th class reunion!

jul 30, 2025, 4:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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whopado.bsky.social @whopado.bsky.social

Time flies, but only in retrospect.

jul 30, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Put a little love in your 🖤 @gmakp.bsky.social

It gets faster

jul 30, 2025, 4:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Derrik V @derrikv.bsky.social

The mathematical reason I've subscribed to is this. Each year is a proportionately smaller percentage of your life. When you're 5, a year is 1/5th of your life. When you're 20, it is 1/20th of your life. I'm almost 70 so now a year is gonna be 1/70th of my life. That's my story & I'm sticking to it.

jul 30, 2025, 3:27 pm • 18 0 • view
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tinybluedrop.bsky.social @tinybluedrop.bsky.social

That's EXACTLY what I've always thought.

jul 31, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
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zeDotenator 🏳️‍🌈✴️🌹 @zedotenator.net

I've had this same exact thought for years!

jul 31, 2025, 5:41 am • 1 0 • view
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tomcinillinois @tjdcrny.bsky.social

I agree. The longest year of my life was between my 4th and 5th birthdays. My older siblings were of school age and had more freedom. I expected to morph into that world at 5. My grandmother turned 80 when I turned 5. I thought she'd been 80 forever. She died a few years later.

jul 30, 2025, 3:36 pm • 10 0 • view
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Lori Sirianni @4animallife.bsky.social

My Gram and I shared a birthday. In the 1980s she, my Mom and I took a fabulous weeklong trip to NYC to celebrate my 20th birthday & her 66th. Seems like yesterday. Now I'm late fifties and she's gone, passed in 2016 at age 96. Miss her, she was such fun. Glad I spent so much time with my family 🥰

jul 30, 2025, 4:33 pm • 16 0 • view
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social

My mom said pretty much the same thing. She said “Keep on living, you’ll get to the age where it’ll be a new year every time you turn around.” She didn’t lie. It feels like Christmas was a couple of weeks ago. Day after tomorrow is August. The next time “the bell” rings, you’ll be 50. 😄

jul 30, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Persistence 🇺🇸✊🏼Ω @persist-and-resist.bsky.social

100%

jul 31, 2025, 1:39 am • 1 0 • view
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erma-gerd.bsky.social @erma-gerd.bsky.social

Waitll your knees go out. Then you'll really get it

jul 31, 2025, 4:51 am • 2 0 • view
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Chris Wade-Evans @cwadeevans.bsky.social

The years are short but the next few decades are even shorter!

jul 30, 2025, 4:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dr Katherine McNeil @adhd-teacher.bsky.social

Just wait…there is a whole different level awaiting you at 70.

jul 30, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Show Me The Hope @show-me-the-hope.bsky.social

The days are even longer and the years even shorter when you have children. 🥹

jul 30, 2025, 5:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Peggy @peggybishop.bsky.social

💗

jul 30, 2025, 1:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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MikeGH @migeha.bsky.social

A lesson nobody hears until they are in their 30's or so. I got that lesson again in my forty's last week and now I'm in my 60's.

jul 30, 2025, 4:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Incommunicado @raoul-ny.bsky.social

Wait until your 60s or 70s

jul 30, 2025, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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naturecures.bsky.social @naturecures.bsky.social

And then the bell rang again and you are in your 70's

jul 30, 2025, 3:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Miriam @miri100.bsky.social

Love it

jul 30, 2025, 2:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hectotane @hect0tane.bsky.social

Going to school when I was young was like; "I'm water and the system is oil, we don't mix." It was so bad that I had to take a HSPE. I'm now in my 50s and missing the good parts of going to school.

jul 30, 2025, 1:38 pm • 6 0 • view
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Sachi-Conway @sachikarla.bsky.social

Sooooo true

jul 30, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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rbingham.bsky.social @rbingham.bsky.social

that bell gonna keep ringin

jul 30, 2025, 6:09 pm • 4 0 • view
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azurespirit.bsky.social @azurespirit.bsky.social

Just wait, you'll be 45 by the weekend. . . it goes faster as you older.

jul 30, 2025, 4:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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cosmicwrangler.bsky.social @cosmicwrangler.bsky.social

Yeah, you’ll be 50 next week!! Shit flies by man!! I’m 57, at most I might have 20 years left, that ain’t nothin!!

jul 30, 2025, 1:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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mfer1973.bsky.social @mfer1973.bsky.social

Same thing happened to me last time I blinked it was 1989👵

jul 30, 2025, 2:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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hornlm.bsky.social @hornlm.bsky.social

I remember in elementary school when I learned to read the wall clock and all of a sudden I knew how much more time I had to sit in the classroom. So enlightening.

jul 31, 2025, 4:26 am • 6 0 • view
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GoddessArmor @goddessarmor.bsky.social

That's a cool memory

jul 31, 2025, 4:51 am • 1 0 • view
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hornlm.bsky.social @hornlm.bsky.social

Yeah. It surprises me how I still remember it some 65 years later. A real “aha” moment. Thanks.

jul 31, 2025, 5:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Duane 'Dewey' Larkin @deweyordeweynot.bsky.social

Overheard

jul 30, 2025, 9:10 pm • 6 0 • view
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Nanjde @nanjde.bsky.social

Wait until you your Grandchildren are going to college...I was there the day they were each born!

jul 30, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Royle-Grimes @paulroyle-grimes.bsky.social

The bell rang and she retired.

jul 30, 2025, 3:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dave G @rocketmann55.bsky.social

Yesterday I was in my thirties, and today I'm facing my 70's

jul 30, 2025, 3:26 pm • 13 1 • view
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Optimistic Rationalist @rationalist44.bsky.social

Me too, wishing you well from England.

jul 30, 2025, 5:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dave G @rocketmann55.bsky.social

I'll be in Leicester in about a month.

jul 30, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Secret Wanderer @secretwanderer.bsky.social

Me too.

jul 31, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
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C Latner @digory29.bsky.social

Relish your 30s--they're the best decade. I'm almost eligible for Social Security

jul 30, 2025, 2:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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canadianborn.bsky.social @canadianborn.bsky.social

So true.

jul 30, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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pjruthenberg.bsky.social @pjruthenberg.bsky.social

When I was in high school, my Government teacher said democracies generally last about 250 years. I felt, oh hell, that's so far away and ZAP...here we are.

jul 30, 2025, 4:28 pm • 8 0 • view
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᯽Ჽƭⲉꭾ𝚑𝚊𝑛𝔦ɛ᯽🤸 @stephjmom.bsky.social

Yep. I remember waving flags at the bicentennial celebration. i also know that i had chicken pox that year because i remember i wanted to get back to school in time for the assembly (We had historical costumes).

aug 22, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Land Of Ketchup Chips @landofketchupchips.bsky.social

Careful, don’t blink because you’ll be in your 60s like me. 😣

jul 30, 2025, 8:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Charley 🦋💙🦋 @charleygirl.bsky.social

We were such know-it-alls back then, ten feet tall and bulletproof.

jul 30, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Just Jack ⚾️ ⚽️ @jpogolds.bsky.social

😂 “lunatic…” It’s amazing how quickly the years go by… seems like yesterday that I was in my 30’s

jul 30, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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BookHoarder @bookhoarder53.bsky.social

I wish I could get a redo. Wait until you hit your 70s. 🤦🏻‍♀️

jul 30, 2025, 2:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Miss Chanandler Bong @debbeec.bsky.social

Exactly

jul 31, 2025, 2:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Real Dr Philtrum @infinitedetritus.bsky.social

I taught for 37 years and in the last ten or so years when people would ask how I had gone on for so long I would say this exact thing.

jul 30, 2025, 5:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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geoffreymoses.bsky.social @geoffreymoses.bsky.social

It's possible to get even older than that. Believe it...or not!

jul 31, 2025, 12:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ray Aune @kerthulhu75.bsky.social

Not while the evil days come not?

jul 30, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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David Sheridan @davidsheridan.bsky.social

Next you’ll see how short decades are…

jul 30, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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The SoCal International Jewish Bund @info.socalbund.org

Yeah… every year it’s more

jul 30, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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David Mitchell @davidalanmitch5.bsky.social

Been 30 years since I was last in school. I do kind of miss it. Then I think about how we got 1 period for swimming and about 5 minutes to dry off and get dressed. Always arrived at my next class soggy. Maybe I don’t miss it….

jul 30, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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cherime.bsky.social @cherime.bsky.social

Yeah, and I'm in my 80s.

jul 30, 2025, 3:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Coreen Spencer @coreenofsylvan.bsky.social

It's such an incredibly true statement - & I am 60! I don't know how that happened!!!

jul 30, 2025, 3:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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Harry Krishna @harrykrishna.bsky.social

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

jul 30, 2025, 8:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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roseon1.bsky.social @roseon1.bsky.social

Same here...I'm going on 70!

jul 30, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Safewords @safewords.bsky.social

Read "Methusaleh's Children"? For the reference...

jul 31, 2025, 5:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Sweetiesue1111 @sweetiesue1111.bsky.social

Well, don't blink because then you'll be 70.... and take it from me, it's really weird being as old as old people.

jul 30, 2025, 1:55 pm • 240 2 • view
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Jen @eldrmllnl485.bsky.social

Im 40 this year and I was reading a reddit post about younger women and realized I no longer qualify in the demo 😫 all the "olds" were like, when I was in high school in the 90s 💀💀 (its me, im the olds)

jul 30, 2025, 11:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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Angry Persian Gardener @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social

40 is still young. By your 50’s you wish you were as old as the first time you thought you were old

jul 31, 2025, 10:48 am • 3 0 • view
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MichaelinCanada 🇨🇦 @michaelincanada.bsky.social

I keep forgetting!! I think things like "that older couple" then realize they're my age. But then I called a guy who's got to be 35-40 "that young fellow" and realized it had happened without me noticing. Put on a sport jacket and I'm a member of the OId Guys Club. We recognize each other. 🫤

jul 30, 2025, 2:49 pm • 11 0 • view
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equaloppcynic.bsky.social @equaloppcynic.bsky.social

The other day I used the "Maybe one day when I'm X" rhetorical construction, only to realize that I was in fact now older than X.

jul 31, 2025, 5:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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bluedesertdweller🫘 @bluedesertdweller.bsky.social

Yep - the bell rings in high school & like 2 weeks later you’re 70 & still feeling like you but the mirror tells a new story

jul 31, 2025, 4:31 am • 6 0 • view
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Sweetiesue1111 @sweetiesue1111.bsky.social

When I see myself in the mirror my first thought is always... WHO is that old woman and what did she do to my smoking hot body... 🤣

jul 31, 2025, 4:39 am • 4 0 • view
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bluedesertdweller🫘 @bluedesertdweller.bsky.social

And now I’m looking for the secret to getting rid of the middle of me. I look in the mirror to put on my 90 seconds of makeup & then a quick peek at the full length mirror & that’s it for the mirror till I’m getting ready to hit the feathers

jul 31, 2025, 4:42 am • 2 0 • view
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Dave Cadaqu @spek-music.bsky.social

DEFINITION: After 55, old is defined as 10 years more than whatever age you currently are.

jul 30, 2025, 7:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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tinybluedrop.bsky.social @tinybluedrop.bsky.social

Yes!

jul 31, 2025, 2:29 am • 1 0 • view
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nathanschneider.bsky.social @nathanschneider.bsky.social

Just went to a family reunion where an old guy with a big, grey beard stood up and told a funny story about being invited to a family reunion when he was 16 and not wanting to go because it was just a bunch of old people.

jul 30, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Immigrants BELONG here/Wear a Mask @notacquiescing.bsky.social

Yes. It is extremely weird. Can’t believe it; then I remind myself that I actually have memories that are from decades ago. So my disbelief is almost defeated by my own logic.

jul 30, 2025, 6:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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gonzoengineer.bsky.social @gonzoengineer.bsky.social

The older I get, the older "older" gets.

jul 30, 2025, 4:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Reclaiming My Mind @spooner704.bsky.social

I keep wondering how I got here?

jul 30, 2025, 4:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Optimistic Rationalist @rationalist44.bsky.social

Isn't it. I keep meaning to get one of those teeshirts..

jul 30, 2025, 5:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mean Mr. Mustard (DAN) @dan6098.bsky.social

I can identify

jul 30, 2025, 5:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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Angry Persian Gardener @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social

Spoke to my boyfriend from my teens recently. I said hey remember when we got caught smoking pot and the cop threw the pipe you made out of bone into the bushes and told us to get lost? And he said dude, that was 38 years ago. Nearly 4 decades. 4 fucking decades?? That cop is prob dead

jul 31, 2025, 10:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Angry Persian Gardener @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social

I was telling a friend that my sister is 68. He said, fuck that’s old! Then we both had to remind each other we’re 56 and not that far from 68

jul 31, 2025, 10:45 am • 1 0 • view
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joolzmadcat @joolzmadcat.bsky.social

shit yeah.. I'm 60 and I look at my silver hair and debate buying a cane every time I limp around the shops.. and think.. "What the hell happened"

jul 30, 2025, 2:24 pm • 76 0 • view
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Emeka Emmanuel Anyanwu @cheefkus.bsky.social

How does it feel ?

jul 30, 2025, 5:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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TF? 😼💙🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸🇬🇱🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mind-ur-business.bsky.social

It fucking sucks. Mostly because your inner you is still a vibrant being still ready to live your best life! Then you walk by a mirror and glance over and your heart stops so you back up to see who the hell that was and you move in closer for a better look because …no freaking WAY is that me. 😕

jul 31, 2025, 8:16 am • 6 0 • view
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Emeka Emmanuel Anyanwu @cheefkus.bsky.social

Damn

aug 15, 2025, 8:14 am • 2 0 • view
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idliketobelieveyou.bsky.social @idliketobelieveyou.bsky.social

Deeply, deeply weird

jul 30, 2025, 9:56 pm • 16 0 • view
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amg0125.bsky.social @amg0125.bsky.social

lol isn’t that the truth!

jul 30, 2025, 5:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jean Carl @jeancarl10.bsky.social

I blinked my eyes and I'm 75!!

jul 30, 2025, 8:53 pm • 5 0 • view
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avloser.bsky.social @avloser.bsky.social

The bell rang and my 50th reunion is next month.

jul 30, 2025, 9:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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RD-B2 @goghoti.bsky.social

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

jul 30, 2025, 3:37 pm • 8 0 • view
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Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social

This year was my 20 year high School reunion. 20. Fuck me.

jul 31, 2025, 11:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Mike O’Brien @obwankenobi.bsky.social

For real

jul 30, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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berriganpeace @berriganpeace.bsky.social

lol, so true.

jul 30, 2025, 8:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sue Bursztynski @greatraven.bsky.social

Be glad your teacher didn’t tell you how long THEIR day was! After school meetings, preparing classes, marking…😁

jul 31, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Rudi G. @ru264.bsky.social

Don’t blink; if you do, when you open your eyes you’ll suddenly be in your 80s.

jul 31, 2025, 4:02 am • 4 0 • view
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Li Qin @linqin511.bsky.social

Haha, dreams and reality really are so different!

jul 31, 2025, 5:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rudi G. @ru264.bsky.social

Unfortunately, you are absolutely right, but dreams do provide a release from reality.

jul 31, 2025, 5:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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harriedwife.bsky.social @harriedwife.bsky.social

Wait until you reach your 60s!

jul 30, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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jim jam @jkv1979.bsky.social

Parenting is the same. The days spent with babies and toddlers are both overwhelming and under stimulating. They drag on and never end. But then next thing you know they’re in middle school. Blink again and they’re adults.

jul 30, 2025, 3:25 pm • 8 0 • view
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Bruce Herbert @drbruceherbert.bsky.social

And I would answer: “Oh, stop your complaining. Wait until you are in your 60’s, where the days AND years seem short - except when you are in the doctor’s waiting room”

jul 30, 2025, 8:44 pm • 6 0 • view
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furtherexchange.bsky.social @furtherexchange.bsky.social

Tell me about it. My kid is 30

jul 30, 2025, 4:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nature Nut @goutdoors.bsky.social

Just wait...time warp coming buckle up

jul 30, 2025, 10:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stella Blue🦋 @karlamf.bsky.social

Exactly how I feel, plus it goes even faster in your 60’s😉

jul 30, 2025, 3:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cathy A. @cathysays24.bsky.social

Right?! Somehow my daughter became older than me. My brain won’t stop believing I’m still 21! My body knows…but my brain hasn’t quite caught up. 😉

jul 30, 2025, 8:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kate @katetx.bsky.social

Oh just wait. Tomorrow you’ll sneeze, pee your pants a little, and be fifty. 🤘😂

jul 30, 2025, 2:48 pm • 8 0 • view
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᯽Ჽƭⲉꭾ𝚑𝚊𝑛𝔦ɛ᯽🤸 @stephjmom.bsky.social

.... only a little? good for you!

aug 22, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Walter F X-iled 🦋 @bassdog61.bsky.social

Wait til you’re in your 60’s! 🥹

jul 31, 2025, 11:02 am • 0 0 • view
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navytrueblue.bsky.social @navytrueblue.bsky.social

LOST WISDOM. THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR YOU

jul 30, 2025, 10:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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greenereye.bsky.social @greenereye.bsky.social

Just wait… I’m laughing over here!

jul 30, 2025, 2:14 pm • 5 0 • view
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᯽Ჽƭⲉꭾ𝚑𝚊𝑛𝔦ɛ᯽🤸 @stephjmom.bsky.social

We all...

aug 22, 2025, 9:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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tomcinillinois @tjdcrny.bsky.social

Watching a dog start as a newborn puppy, then grow, age, become elderly, and die in the space of 13 years kind of puts things in perspective.

jul 30, 2025, 3:33 pm • 15 0 • view
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tinybluedrop.bsky.social @tinybluedrop.bsky.social

And it's HORRIBLE.

jul 31, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Angry Persian Gardener @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social

Had an 18 year old cat. 1/3 of my life was spent with her

jul 31, 2025, 11:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Elle 🪻 (185/$400 Sept. Mutual Aid) @elle-speaks.from.rehab

Im so sorry for your loss pet loss is the worst

jul 30, 2025, 3:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social

youtu.be/Qr0-7Ds79zo

jul 30, 2025, 2:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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Quoi? @risirius.bsky.social

Ain't that the truth

jul 31, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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rgrdgr.bsky.social @rgrdgr.bsky.social

Time,the closer the finish,the faster it runs.

jul 31, 2025, 2:47 am • 1 0 • view