The Mythical Witch Month

Blair WIP project

No, her mom did, the night before it was due.

Unfortunately as I understand it she got an incomplete and has to retake the course.

Josh will go on display at the Met in 2028-ish, I hear, with his shirt-wrapped teeth nearby (in a separate display). See you there!

Unfortunately she didn't get subsequent funding...

She ran out of glue...

Nah. She started 12 more unfinished projects & has a house full of unused craft supplies.

Hey! Stop talking about my house.

Ma’am, I speak of what I know. My house, I’m taking about my house. 🤓

My house looks like someone picked up a Michael's and shook it really hard. It took me years to realize that my hobby is collecting craft supplies.

I thought it was the name of her neighbourhood

It was a diorama with a lot of sticks but it fell over and she has to do it again.

yeah, but her lab partners really phoned it in so she was only able to get a b-.

Once she gets more glue and newspaper strips for the paper mache part and another piece of bristol board for the poster and she’s golden

Not if she's an ADHD witch.

Bunked off school with Tony Rich…both missed the deadlines

All done but not signed off by building control apparently....

Oh god I hope she graduates

Alan Parsons ended up doing a cover version of it

It was that symbol made of twigs right? That was the project and she got an F

... it's the friendships she made along the way

The Blair witch is always starting projects and then leaving them standing in the corner unfinished

I think so.. She just has to find the right file. I think it's... cursedForestRitual_draftfinal_REAL-03.avi

Mhm she's got a whole Blair Witch Portfolio now

Oh damn, this whole time I've been waiting for Blair to finish her witch project 😬

she’s getting to it okay??

Yes, but not to time and way over budget.

Well, all the kids in all three movies died or disappeared, soooo mission accomplished, I would say

A witch’s craft is never done

Well it was a ball caddy and she kinda fell out of all ball related sports shortly after the movie released so…

arts and crafts is fun

It was a group project and she was the only that did anything ok?!

I heard she had to stand in the corner

you're not the boss of her

Did “she”? Ha! I’m her mom, had to drive her ass around to find an open Walgreens at 10:00 pm on a Sunday night to get the damn supplies because she “forgot it was due tomorrow”. It’s called executive function & time management, BLAIR.

Damn, your version is so much better than mine!

diy queen

It was really the Blair Which Project

she's got executive diswitchcraft

Doesn't have to. It's a federal contract.

Not to be confused with The Blair Witch Projects, the worst housing development ever

Department of agriculture cut her funding. She is coauthoring some new grant submissions.

If I recall correctly the project finished her. 😉

Yes but one guy did all the work

Some sort of hovercraft, wasn’t it?

I heard she bailed and took an Incomplete...

Her dog ate it

Well, it was a group project and her original group bailed on her. I heard that she found some others while out hiking to help her though.

that’s nice i hope nothing ancient and foreboding happened

It's a great story of the witch taking revenge against the second group who kicked her out & decided to do the whole thing without her.

Yea, she even moved to Penn North and found some nice studio space

*Station North sorry I brainfarted

No and that’s why they should’ve hired a Blair witch project manager.

started 25+, finished… she’ll get back to you on that

Third time she tried.

It was a group project ackshually and everyone knows how those tend to go

Feels like any day now

I think she started a new hobby before the project was finished, and now it's in a WIP pile in the corner of her crafting room.