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slop enjoyer @slop.guru

thought of a great new trick where i say i’m sick in order to avoid working on a monday, but i’m actually not sick

aug 25, 2025, 3:41 am • 42 3

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bela @jaql.net

careful it might work too well (never have to go in again)

aug 25, 2025, 4:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social

When I had my first job, my work ethic was awful. I remember one day my boss (a nice Korean lady) was telling us about an event for which they needed all of us. She said to me " ... Don't plan to sick, eh?" 😆

aug 25, 2025, 3:45 am • 1 0 • view
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David @dondanger.bsky.social

I call them mental health days, not sick in the literal sense but will miss many more days if I don’t sign off for a minute

aug 25, 2025, 3:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social

Why does nobody do this??

aug 25, 2025, 3:57 am • 1 0 • view
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caminmd.bsky.social @caminmd.bsky.social

“But you said you were sick last Monday” “Yeah”

aug 25, 2025, 5:50 am • 1 0 • view
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru

has this been done?

aug 25, 2025, 3:41 am • 14 0 • view
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Donna @therealdonna.bsky.social

Hee hee

aug 25, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view