avatar
slop enjoyer @slop.guru

they’re saying feet are the hands of the legs

aug 25, 2025, 5:19 pm β€’ 265 39

Replies

avatar
james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social

And your toes are merely foot fingers.

aug 25, 2025, 6:03 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
R James Harvey @aliveagain.bsky.social

Walken is the GOAT of SNL guests

Winston Churchill once said,
aug 25, 2025, 8:35 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social

can't put my toes in my butt, though

aug 25, 2025, 7:50 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
avatar
slop enjoyer @slop.guru

you might be surprised

aug 25, 2025, 7:51 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 7:52 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
homelesswanderer.bsky.social @homelesswanderer.bsky.social

It must be annoying to her that you are doing it wrong. Slow and gentle not just in one spot. Visualize her feet as cotton candy. Use a little lotion preferably the ones that get a little warm. This is an all women's mood switch.

sep 1, 2025, 1:41 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
AgentCooper @agentcooper1983.bsky.social

this is from big lebowski

sep 1, 2025, 1:46 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
Old Ball Of Rage @oldballofrage.bsky.social

The butthole is the mouth of the butt. And the mouth is the butthole of the face.

aug 26, 2025, 3:33 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
avatar
Simulflow 🍁 πŸ€ @simulflow.bsky.social

Ugh, that means fingers are the toes of the hands

aug 25, 2025, 5:36 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
avatar
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social

this is probably why fish and whales almost never text

aug 25, 2025, 5:34 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
avatar
Mark S's Desk Toy @incredible-scene.bsky.social

Yeah, almost never

aug 25, 2025, 6:17 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
avatar
james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social

Whales are fish. Everything is fish.

aug 25, 2025, 6:04 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
Maria Thaldore β˜€οΈπŸ”†πŸ³οΈ πŸ”΅ @mariathaldore.bsky.social

Some might even say that fingers are the toes of the hands

aug 25, 2025, 5:27 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
avatar
🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

big if true

aug 25, 2025, 7:11 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
avatar
slop enjoyer @slop.guru

not sure if i believe it personally

aug 25, 2025, 5:19 pm β€’ 16 0 β€’ view
avatar
aaron @hillenjoyer.bsky.social

toes are to the butt as fingers are to shoulders? i don't know about all that

aug 25, 2025, 5:22 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
avatar
Bob @bobappleyard.bsky.social

my wife once said "hand ankles" because she had forgotten the word "wrists" i think it might be an improvement?

aug 25, 2025, 9:09 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
avatar
Mickie Fabulous πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβ™₯οΈπŸ«‚ @mickiemarielove.bsky.social

I've heard the eyes are the "testicles of face".

aug 25, 2025, 8:29 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
si oppington @stillwellgray.ca

That makes wrists the ankles of the arms

aug 25, 2025, 5:38 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
avatar
Conundrummer @conundrummer.bsky.social

youtu.be/JB0rvbwkD4U

aug 27, 2025, 12:28 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ @streamedhams.bsky.social

lobes are the pinkies of the ears

aug 25, 2025, 5:22 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
avatar
dylanbriscall @dylanbriscall.bsky.social

Finally someone who understands what am talking about. Have been saying that nostrils are the gills of the face for ages now.

aug 26, 2025, 2:31 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
A cat Driver @acabdriver.bsky.social

Getting word the mouth is the asshole of the face

aug 25, 2025, 5:31 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
avatar
slop enjoyer @slop.guru

hence β€œtalking shit”

aug 25, 2025, 5:32 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
avatar
π–’π–”π–”π–˜π–Š βœΆβˆ™β—¦ββœ¦ @onthebarbedwire.bsky.social

looking into this

aug 25, 2025, 5:50 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
avatar
The Denali @the-dallas-denali.bsky.social

You ever look at a foot so long it starts to look like some sort of malformed hand?

aug 25, 2025, 5:27 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
avatar
pershing48.bsky.social @pershing48.bsky.social

In German their word for gloves is "Hand shoes"

aug 25, 2025, 5:28 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
avatar
Tommy Edwin @tommyedwin.bsky.social

In German gloves are literally hand shoes (Handschuh)

aug 25, 2025, 6:35 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
mykie @mykie.org

the left leg is the right leg of the left side

aug 25, 2025, 5:33 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
avatar
slop enjoyer @slop.guru

damn really makes you think

aug 25, 2025, 5:34 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
avatar
Ⓕгα𝐧𝓒 Ρ‚ΟŒΠ³π”ͺᡉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social

Fingers are the toes of the hand. Legs are the fingers of the torso.

aug 25, 2025, 9:00 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view