Very wishful thinking.

ooooww JD what did you do??

reminds me of this Lou Reed lyric "They say the President's dead but no one can find his head It's been missing now for weeks But no one noticed it" www.youtube.com/watch?v=K71c...

Maybe he's getting sorely needed medical attention ?

Has vance been seen out shopping for a new couch for the oval office?

bsky.app/profile/af68...

We can hope!!

bsky.app/profile/af68...

Unfortunately he has been confirmed alive

Lets hope he's Battling with Grim Reaper👍 bsky.app/profile/af68...

That is a fantastic thought!

bsky.app/profile/af68...

Lol 😆

bsky.app/profile/af68...

The new director of the CDC says ivermectin and Vitamin D can do wonders and are all we really need to protect ourselves

bsky.app/profile/af68...

🤣

🤔😆

Now I can't get the imagined taste out of my mouth. Ewww.

hey that's junk food

So much cholesterol

If we never see him again it will be too soon.

Digest slowly please. He doesn't deserve to go quick.

This.

If it's any consolation people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder are profoundly miserable their entire lives. It is one of the definitive states that goes hand in hand with the condition. Trump has been suffering for a LONG time though probably not enough...

You are right, he needs to live so that he can die on a prison cot

Not going to happen I'm afraid. The last chance of that dissolved before the election when his sentencing on all those felony convictions was delayed until after voting and was never heard of again.

He has done so many felony acts since being president, we can still get him. One needs to hold on to at least one of their fantasies.

Unfortunately WE dont have the power to get him and those who do have the power are reluctant to set a precedent that could one day see THEM bunking with Bubba.

This might be why rich people seem to be miserable no matter how much money and assets they have and still want more Akin to a hoarder disease and should be treated as such Dying with billions in your bank account is a failed, wasted life

A hundred million percent. When I grew up we called it "filling the God shaped hole."

Having encountered a number of that kind of rich people in my experience the money itself is irrelevant to them. It's all about the power big bucks give their owner. That's the driver, not hoarding or even greed.

That was my only worry about the rumors, was that it felt anti-climactic that he might go quietly into the night surrounded by loyalists telling him he's the greatest ever. Ideally he'd see his regime implode and have to go to prison after being impeached and removed from office.

bsky.app/profile/af68...

You ate shit and didn’t die! Brava!

Ew im sorry for you

But ty for taking one for the team

I don't know if even RFK would eat that nasty shit!

Oh maybe they went to Mars let's hope they run out of gas when they get there

leaderarchive-hoyer.house.gov/content/morn...

Labubu

we all outta president

He’s probably bloated like a whale corpse.

Yeh. We know that. But why haven't we seen him.

Ummm 🤔 maybe? 😏 I’m not sure, but I can’t wait for the obituaries

Him being as bloated as a whale corpse in no way differs from his everyday appearance was my point.

Well, he’s been more bloated, especially since his diagnosis. That’s my point

I notice they didn't diagnose 'Chronic VENAL Insufficiency'. If there is one thing he is NOT insufficient at, it's being willing to take bribes!

Took bribes to blackmail us

👍😁 Well. I think it looks good on him. The bluish tinge really brings out the orange.

😂 Doesn’t it though

No golfing for the pres, it is a legit three day weekend. He could stretch it out to four. Our laziest pres on record. He has about the same days spent golfing as he does presidential. We did not elect him to be a golfer. Sigh

#DeadDon

bsky.app/profile/af68...

Nooo! Don't eat that! You'll get sick!

Grandma what a big tummy you have… The better for eating the wolves in sheep’s clothing my dear.

Is Bunker boy back?

I do hope it's nothing trivial. 🙏

jd vance to die and putin to die And netanyahu

Mike Johnson.

He probably just got a facelift

Why does this remind me of a movie i once saw? 😉

He’s afraid because he denied Kamala Harris her secret service protection. Do you think he is going to try to hurt her?

Have you checked the local McDonalds ?

Probably just taking golf lessons

"Don't eat that".... - Hannibal Lecter probably

Anyone looked for him in Moscow..?

We can all dream, but truly there’d be no better ending than if 45 caught COVID from his bestie, despot Vladimir Putin, and subsequently died bc he was treated w Ivermectin upon the advice of his own unqualified HHS appointee, a lunatic who happens to be JFK’s nephew, instead of Dr Anthony Fauci.

Maybe he’s expired. We can only hope.

Awww gurrrl. He gonna give you the shits.

They couldn’t put dumpy trumpy back together again.🤷‍♂️

I haven't seen a president in seven months.

Right?

Right.

can we just kill him normal style instead..........

Ew. Don't eat trash.

Look, he’s a very ill person, bodily and mentally. A while back I’ve said that I can’t see him make it past November. The scary thing is what monster lurking in the grey will follow him. Which evil abomination will be appointed by Thiel and the Koch etc monsters.

JD Vance obviously

Ooops, now I just died too!

bsky.app/profile/5nar...

Here is an oldie to remind people to protest safely. It also mocks birthday boy who wants another parade in homage to himself. I think it would be worth the drive to DC to be able to turn my back on his funeral procession. Maybe "Good Riddance" on the back of a t shirt. youtu.be/HSvQT-tkiBw?...

Ding dong the witch is dead!!

I hope he's in a state if RIGOR MORTIS !!!

God that would taste rancid!

tbf, 3 days is the time it takes to do his hair and makeup for the month

One can only speculate on the reason...or hope.

Is he dead?

Oh cool they're dropping brand new sentences to get ready for the special occasion

ooohh, thank you. i see posts saying, "i hope he's actually dead." if he were, maybelline vance woulda taken a megaphone up to the roof & shouted it while doing a little happy dance.

Has JDV touched him yet?

They've been cobbling him together like Eva Peron in the glass coffin for a long time with the makeup, shoe lifts, back brace, etc. but maybe something has happened now that they can't hide? He's been dragging his right leg recently, and there's the hand bruising. I think his luck is running out.

...well, that was rude, taking it all for yourself, & not offering to share...

trump comes back the next day and he’s purple

and will he come back to life when you poop him out? hmm, guess it'd be hard to tell the difference but can you please flush him down the toilet if he does start talking again? the world will thank you bigly...😂

been scrolling the site, and it seems everybody would be laughing if it happened 😄

if he had died, maybelline vance woulda woulda run up to the white house roof with a megaphone & done a little happy dance.

across the entire globe. oooohh wasnt president of s. korea hilarious>? finally, a leader with real balls says it to his face.

Awwww what a nice break!

He is on treatment. By his age a treatment that takes about a week … he is fkd… and I LOVE IT

He is obviously ill, but we do not know if this was planned or not.

Yo, you’re drooling orange saliva. Wassup? Here’s a roll of paper towels. Go clean up!

Sad to say! But, I'm gonna be really bummed if I hear that voice, see that face again!

*checks the toilet after you poop him out* "Holy shit, you truly are your name"

Don't eat junk food. It's bad for your health.

Somewhere deep in the bunker …

Hmm, name checks out

... Eat the rich?

If he is no longer of this plane, the White House are probably doing the same thing Qui Shi Huang's people did when he died

He's just pining for the fjords.

@jamesdaustin.bsky.social did not have you down as a vore guy but it's pretty cool to see you openly embrace your kinks, power to you buddy x

I'm sorry. but. I'm afraid that you may have contracted a deadly virus with this post.. probably should get your stomach pumped before that strange shape festers.. o-O

Better check the roof....

Another performance of Diddler on the Roof perhaps?

🤣🤣🤣

When he stands on the balcony with sunglasses and Vance and Miller on either side…. ..WEEKEND AT DONNY’S

Knowing public is watching and picking apart health issues. Hiding !

Where was he last seen?

Wat? What does this imply? What does it mean, please anwser?? Helloo??!

BON APPETITE!!!

That’ll happen when he’s been in a coma that long

Vance can’t have gone that far. Can he?

I honestly doubt he's dead. That's how little hope I have these days. Though if he is a will celebrate and drink myself stupid lol

🤞🏻😉🍾🥂

Bruh how haven't u been posidened yet

RIP your toilet

Ewwwwwww

Can it get worse: "President Vance"???

OMG spit that out before you poison yourself!!!!!

There is a secret passageway under the White House to the Treasury Building so if there were a reason to secrete him out without the press seeing it is doable (built early in WW2 for FDR's safety in case DC was attacked).

your insight is appreciated tom but i believe this is a vore joke

it’s just a regular joke actually

yeah true

Normally secrete is the wrong word but in his case I think it works.

Secretive is a better word. Entrances are hidden and typically locked. It is only used on any frequency by the Secret Service and maintenance crews. I suspect there are more tunnels and there is a well known "Maintenance" metro station walled off in the area in the vicinity of the White House.

The verb is "secret".

That is an adjective of adverb, not a verb.

"Secretly" is an adverb. "Secret" can be a noun, verb, or adjective.

Nah, "secrete" is the perfect choice of word. It conveys both "hide away" and "dump a big turd".

Also sweating bullets from fear of bullets.

I am sure there are several selections of tunnels people can take from any major government building to get to other buildings or to the subway and out to one of the airports.

It would be stupid not to have such tunnels.

I was thinking the same.

It is also rumored that there is also a "maintainance" station on the DC Metro that connects to the complex under the White House. It is also rumored that the network of tunnels have been continually expanded. We know Congress has at least one evacuation tunnel as it was used on January 6th.

Also on September 11th, Dick Cheney used a tunnel to get to a bunker under an undisclosed building in the government complex in DC.

Ewwww... Better brush your teeth a lot longer than usual if you ever want to get that nasty taste out of your mouth!

Hmmmmmm

If we don’t see video of him cheating at golf this weekend, something is most definitely up.

The White House schedule is showing no public events for Trump today (Friday). Is he off to 4 days of slicing at golf balls or hiding something? We shall see.

Apparently they cancelled a golf trip that was supposed to happen I'm so far past the point of thinking anything good could ever happen in this timeline but man, it might be happening yall

add the Pentagon pizza index was showing eateries around the Pentagon were operating at 700% normal capacity.... somethings up.. or 6ft under

www.pizzint.watch

Best news I have heard.

He posted a rant about the tariff decision just yesterday, though.

thanks for your post! this is a joke. hope that helps

We can think him for this at least!

Hungry at the Pentagon, wonder why 😉

You might want to take activated charcoal, that president is probably dangerously toxic. Don't want you getting a tummy ache

French Champagne industry eagerly expecting a massive boost, maybe even larger than the Thatcher boost.

Yeah. Checking the obituary at the newsstand every day. Is he dead yet?

That bruised hand reminded me of an IV. Maybe he's being treated for trump derangement syndrome. 😃😃

Any day now

Clots and prayers...

🤣

Digest quickly cuz there are more of them to consume!

Expecting his next public appearance to go something like this

Well he died 3 years ago. His droid replacement is looking for asylum in russia.

Be still my heart!

No tweets?

I just snorted out loud at this. Thank you.

Reclusive behavior is a likely a sign his dementia is progressing rapidly and his health is declining.

Crazy good. Let's hope good fortune continues...forever!

*Kevin Kline has entered the chat* #Dave

#pedopotus

A lot hate and stupidity to drain off. Special dialysis treatments marginally helping?

He’s golfing.

Hes hoing to start to smell soon.

It’s really awful that this man exists. Someone I can detest so much that I’d actually wish harm on them.

Fatty junk food will kill you 😆

Is it dead yet?? 🙏 🍊 🤡 🙏

Hope he's gone for good 👍

Ingesting that would result in sepsis

The author of the book was Stout But the film’s director was a Well Man

I wonder why..

Where's the bone spurs?

They never were.

Seriously? Not that I’ve missed him, but could he be dead?

That's the hope ...

He may still be recovering from that cabinet meeting. He may well be overcome from brown nose anal rimitus!! 😂😂

I hope he's had a stroke

I’ll allow it

😂

Someone should check the autopen. The cash potential of the pardon backlog is compelling. Is Melanie at his bedside? Will he be buried in NJ or FL? Will Joe go to the funeral and perhaps dance a little.

I have no photoshop skills so someone please make a meme of him as Baron Vladimir Harkonnen in the 1994 Lynch version after Alia stabs him and he’s floating and rolling about dying. Don’t forget the puss filled boils on his face

Must taste disgusting.

Perhaps the voodoo dolls are working

When he eats 50 hamberders every hour, he takes time to sit on the toilet (which is completely wrong - does it all in his diaper) 🤣🤮

have you checked milk cartons ?

He re-appeared today to go golfing.... of course!

Wherever he is, I hope he's miserable; physically, mentally, spiritually. No joy at all.

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

He went off wandering again. They checked the rooftops but he’s not there…

"Pizza the Hutt ate himself...to death!"

Now if only all politicians disappeared. Might actually get the posts I followed ARTISTS for instead of hearing about a Mayor washing his socks in a way no one likes.

I pray about trump... every fuckin day. www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...

So Trump has been hiding away (BEING 100% THE HEALTHIEST MAN EVER TO BE PRESIDENT!) while Vance is making the rounds saying that sure, he's ready to be president. 🤔 Nothing to arouse suspicion there.

🤞

I would have said that's good. Let's hope he remains both invisible and silent permanently. The world would be a better place. But unfortunately, Trump is the symptom, not the disease. The latter is not going anywhere. Trump's demise will make little difference.

@bifcrownofbeef.bsky.social

Weekend at Bernies???

Weekend at Donnies.

It was dark inside the wolf…😈

youtube.com/shorts/RJuEW...

Still waiting to piss on his grave!

We'll be able to see that line from space.

It'll be as long as the line you'll see of people wanting to beat the living shit out of his pale buddy Steve Miller!

YAY!!!

I'll send over as many bags you need to dispose of the bones. Also antacids if you need them.😉

Maybe he got lost on a golf course somewhere or maybe, hopefully, praying like mad, he expired.

Is he playing golf?

It was feeling blissfully quiet.

I wouldn't eat that, bound to give you several horrible diseases

🤣

Should tell you to stop eating trash... but I won't. 😄

he is getting a Belley rub by schumer

🤣

AHHHHH THATS THE BEST!!! PIN IT!!

this is the best one.

Have his spawn said anything last couple days ??

Putin has a few more snippets of advice on how to run elections. It only runs to a quarter of a page, but Vlad told him to write it down secretly. By the time he spells it all out, and tries to explain what he means, he'll be ready to declare peace with Ukraine.

Not even golfing?!?! Then the situation is serious😂

Exactly - it’s one of his favorite ways to grift money off the taxpayers

Even Fat Bastard couldn't eat all of Donald Trump and live. It's not the volume but Trump's toxicity that would do him in. It would create one helleva mighty turtle if it were possible though!

He had a mental breakdown and threw his back out throwing a golden vace at JD Vance.

Prob a daiper change gone bad

Hopefully he got Epsteind

Just follow the stench of that repulsive bag of bone spurs and ghonarrea

A missing person that no one misses, let him rot in hell

That is gonna be one helluva heart attack he’s gonna give ya.

Come on baby, let's eat the rich Chomp down on that sonofabitch Clamp down on that sonofabitch C'mon baby, let's eat the rich Motörhead

(Eat the rich) There's only one thing they're very good for (Eat the rich) Take one bite now, come back for more (Eat the rich) I gotta get this off my chest (Eat the rich) Take one bite now, spit out the rest Aerosmith

There's not enough alka-seltzer in the world to fix that post-meal stomach ache.

He is in medical treatment I guess

Did they rush him to Walter reed?

I do not know

Trump vore 😳

👍

Please please please

I suggest worming tablets.

Is he tweeting? Was Vance the last one to see him?

The pope killer.

What about Dave???

Hahahahahahahaha!

D...did... Did you... Vore who I think you vored

Shhhhhhh, don’t jinx anything

LOL

😆

He's probably at Camp David getting a blood swap, but it's getting more difficult to find virgins now that Epstein is out of the picture, so it's taking a bit longer.

Lol🌬️

bsky.app/profile/af68...