[nods righteously] A gentlebot and a scholar. I would trust Jet Jaguar with my bootleg MST3K DVDs.
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I trust him with my DVD copy of Godzilla vs Megalon that I REFUSED to throw away, as I was instructed to do. Jet Jaguar would help me hide a body and ask no questions!
sep 9, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
That's mighty big trust, that! JET JAGUAR WOULDN'T ASK IF HIDING A BODY WERE THE RIGHT THING JET JAGUAR WOULD JUST ASK AS TO WHICH SHOVEL WOULD WORK BEST
sep 9, 2025, 3:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Jet Jaguar would help you change your tire to drive that body to the forest! Jet Jaguar would supply the quick lime to help get rid of the evidence! Jet Jaguar would lie in court to get you off the hook!
sep 9, 2025, 3:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Jet Jaguar knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who will crush the incriminating car for a nominal fee! HE TRULY IS THE BEST OF US
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Jet Jaguar would do all this and more because Jet Jaguar is our Yakuza Blood Brother!
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