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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com

If the President dies then either SCOTUS rules 6-3 that Stephen Miller can keep running the country because "Trump's Mandate Persists In Heaven" or JD Vance has the entire Cabinet entombed with Trump so he can replace the US government with an evil Palantir AI.

aug 30, 2025, 5:59 am • 361 51

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Bogwitch @therealbogwitch.bsky.social

They call him President of Heaven. It's an honor.

aug 30, 2025, 6:09 am • 2 0 • view
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turn-left.bsky.social @turn-left.bsky.social

🤣

aug 30, 2025, 6:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social

Or the 6 maga justices eat cyanide pills ala Frau Gobbles because they can’t live in a world without maga nationalism.

aug 30, 2025, 12:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paint it Blue @kimberlysaysnope.bsky.social

(SCOTUS): Can Confirm....

aug 30, 2025, 6:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Bthjf1 @bthjf1.bsky.social

Just like the nose of the dead president in Sleeper from Woody Allen. They can always clone Trump forever

aug 30, 2025, 6:06 am • 4 0 • view
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Nazi Slayer @trumpisnazi.bsky.social

The maga cult will dig up and cut off his baby dick to worship on an altar.

aug 30, 2025, 6:25 am • 2 0 • view
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Steve Being @stevebeing.me

The constitution is clear on this matter. They who wear the tiny mummified Trump Paw around their neck, wield the Sharpie of Might and wear the glittering sporran of woven Golden Hair shall rule.

aug 30, 2025, 8:47 am • 2 0 • view
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.dotdisplay()TAURUSForUkraine🇺🇦 @ddotdisplay.bsky.social

Evil palantir is redundant It’s like saying chai tea

aug 30, 2025, 6:14 am • 7 0 • view
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social

Someone had to

aug 30, 2025, 6:53 am • 0 0 • view
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mememorgan @mememorgan.bsky.social

Vance will allow the Rockbridge Network takeover

aug 30, 2025, 3:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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James D. Worth @jamesdankworth.bsky.social

Surely in a despotic dictatorship it's a fight to the unaliving among Eric, Don jr, Baron, Ivanka, Tiffany and the myriad others.

aug 30, 2025, 8:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Richard K @rkemb.bsky.social

The best Mandate of Heaven, most popular president in Heaven ever

aug 30, 2025, 6:01 am • 6 0 • view
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Dirk Voletrouser @dirkvoletrouser.bsky.social

Bigly so

aug 30, 2025, 6:42 am • 1 0 • view
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eddiemiller9000.bsky.social @eddiemiller9000.bsky.social

JD the couch f*cker is not going to be accepted by MAGA, he will be mulched.

aug 30, 2025, 6:26 am • 2 0 • view
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Dirk Voletrouser @dirkvoletrouser.bsky.social

Fly tipped

aug 30, 2025, 6:42 am • 1 0 • view
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eddiemiller9000.bsky.social @eddiemiller9000.bsky.social

along with a lot of merch.

aug 30, 2025, 6:48 am • 1 0 • view