4. Hammer criminally underutilized Christopher Lee in all their Dracula movies. He shines most when he talks, and in most of the Dracula movies, he primarily grunts and hisses.

5. The Ring (2002) is just as good if not better than Ringu (1998). Maybe it's because I'm from the PNW and The Ring does the PNW so well, but I feel more immersed and therefore more full of dread when I watch it vs the original.

6. [REC] is the best found footage movie and it's not even close.

7. Anyway Mike Flanagan. The characters in his projects talk too damn much. They talk forever. I don't have time to listen to this shit. The acting is good, whatever, please stop talking.

8. Annihilation didn't even come close to mimicking the strangeness and fear of the book. They didn't include the scariest/weirdest element of the book at all, which left me feeling like I'd been robbed of the opportunity to see something truly special.

9. vampires hot

10. The HOTTEST vampire is Vampire Hunter D. He was so hot they had to nerf him by giving him a weird hand mouth.

11. There need to be more horny horror movies for gay men. This is an untapped market. We love horror movies too and want to see some sexy dudes getting into life-threatening situations, please!