Last year at Christmas I wore a plaid limber jacket, borrowed a friend’s golden retriever, and sold Christmas trees. Still single 🤷♂️
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What more could you do?
aug 16, 2025, 11:01 am • 17 0 • view
It is of vital importance to have a pre-teen child whom you’ve raised as a single parent using the proceeds from your family’s Christmas tree farm.
aug 16, 2025, 12:17 pm • 14 0 • view
So the gifts I delivered to the orphanage on Christmas Eve wasn’t enough?
aug 16, 2025, 12:37 pm • 3 1 • view
“… Santa…?”
aug 16, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 16, 2025, 12:17 pm • 6 1 • view
And they must be either preternaturally kind or extremely precocious.
aug 16, 2025, 10:51 pm • 2 1 • view
And weirdly aware of the emotional state of adults around them: “He doesn’t ever say it, but my dad has been so very lonely since mama died…”
aug 16, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
That too lolol
aug 16, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view