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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social

instantly got a migraine because of the amount of effort needed to keep from laughing when one of the neighbor’s kids went down the slide and shouted OW MY BOOTYHOLE

aug 29, 2025, 11:31 pm • 366 20

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RomeTwin @romecartoons.bsky.social

used to be a K-12 substitute teacher, kids say and do some of the wildest things especially when they're in elementary school! had a 1st grader who would flop onto the floor from his desk if i gave him an answer he didn't like. "no kevin, it's not snack time yet"

aug 30, 2025, 12:20 am • 6 0 • view
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Moo @mooeena.site

One time one of the library kids asked me what an "anus" was and I explained it to him, and he walked away muttering "Bootyhole. Bootyhole..." to himself.

aug 30, 2025, 12:49 am • 10 0 • view
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𝔉𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔞 @freb.bsky.social

kids are so funny it’s so pure hahaha

aug 29, 2025, 11:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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michael plastics @alopex-ii.bsky.social

I saw two kids roughhousing at a park once and when one of them got hit below the belt a third kid yelled “RIGHT IN THE NUGGETS”

aug 29, 2025, 11:42 pm • 8 0 • view
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véronique emma houxbois @emmahouxbois.bsky.social

diva down

aug 29, 2025, 11:31 pm • 20 0 • view
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dinosprout 🦖🌱 @dinosprout.bsky.social

kids are hilarious

aug 29, 2025, 11:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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🌸 Chaz the Weasel 🌙 (9/9) @chaztheweasel.bsky.social

almost spat out my tea jesus

aug 30, 2025, 12:26 am • 5 0 • view