wiarg 36
Cute drawings and bad thoughts, courtesy of your favorite trans dork (she/her) 🏳️⚧️
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Listen whatever force I need to capture to get comics done, I’m going to make use of it
don’t mind me I’ve been playing Bravely Default
really weird that the president isn’t addressing the glowing blood-red number 9 floating over his head — wait it just ticked down to 8??????
nine more days………….
「✂︎-------✂︎」
He’s so closely flanked on every side I’m assuming in case his legs go out
New product on my shop, The Longest Cat. This is a set of four stamps to create cute mutant cats. guypradel.fr/produit/the-...
we take those
I had to draw a fish from several angles and I didn’t give up please tell me I’m a good girl
ah so that’s who she’s been calling
Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
(same goes for visual language, BODY language, basically everything humans conceptualize!!! Nothing is ever not that deep!!!)
you may not be actively aware of it but every word you choose comes with a mountain of baggage, drags a cultural and personal history along with it. Sometimes it’s fun to pull out the web of concepts and take a close look
this comic(???) is my gentle reprisal for anyone who ever told me “it’s not that deep”
i can't stop thinking about the implied syllogism of "macaroni is a food i like. this is a food i like. this is macaroni"
I put in a little effort!!!! That’s what makes this so frustrating 😓
I’m not bragging about the length it’s just a 2-hour nap in the evening goes against my Code. I was just too tired to fight with my sleepy passenger
I am extremely gay but did you know I am also sleepy (took a nap 7-9PM)
🌞🌴
wow blue you too!!!
that’s me
I’d have to assume you didn’t which is a shame. I’ve been trying to get the word out!
for the record I think it would be kind of the PA DMV to update their website so that instead of saying that they’re closed for “Labor Day” it could say they’re closed for “Labor Day Weekend” which would be a more accurate description.
went to get my license renewed but the DMV was closed for the holiday weekend. Taking a photo of myself anyway just so I can feel a little bit better about being out of bed on a saturday morning
Ghost cat oil painting on this #caturday
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Nothing! I ain’t heard nothing from Dean and Cas!
For me, as someone who’s weighed the scales a lot. It’s always been about having one more night under the stars and the chance that things might get a little better tomorrow.
lantern light
Babes 😤✨
listen I ain’t gonna believe nothing until I hear it from Dean and Cas
Undertale
I’m not gonna lie there was a small part of me hoping he’d hold out until 9/11, really turn that date around
instantly got a migraine because of the amount of effort needed to keep from laughing when one of the neighbor’s kids went down the slide and shouted OW MY BOOTYHOLE
B"AWWWe~~ i got to make a cockatrice design for Emma 🫰🐔💕 it was really fun rekindling that chicken essence
Hey. Count on surviving this. I’ll try to do the same
i'm being so good and virtuous in my daily routine, why do i feel like i'm dying
Ships passing in the night… Say hello to the ocean for me! Tell her I miss her 🥲
Drawing that damn bug again because it’s always there… in the back of my mind
The correct answer is: “I like strawberries.” Were you close? Please find the annotated translation attached.
so this is why all the makeship representatives are clawing at my front door………….
We got nowhere else to go so we just hide
I think there’s some vague understanding there. She recognizes that macaroni is a kind of noodles
I did this Muppets Take Manhattan piece for a zine a while back and I still think it’s super cute
Shut up alexxxx don’t make me cry ;0;
I’m really trying to let her discover her own interests but I’m not going to pretend this wouldn’t make me SO HAPPY
Oh but the really fun thing is I understood what she was saying automatically, with all the flavor of recent events that led to these word choices, and I was like oh I need to unpack this. I could write more and more and more about each of these words but I tried not to come off like a maniac 😅
Back in college I did run of semantics classes because the mechanism of language is so fascinating to me, so it always throws me for a loop when she does something exciting with words. This is me trying to vent my growing desire to write a full paper about her 🤭
she asked me to draw a blue bunny and I showed her how to move it around
time adventure
I think this is the closest guess, congratulations
The correct answer is: “I like strawberries.” Were you close? Please find the annotated translation attached.
My child said to me: “Other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko” Can you understand what this sentence means? Write down your guess before I reveal the answer in the next tweet
some art I’ve done lately
bones were put there by wiarg, rushing to complete a missed assignment without anyone noticing
I do think it’s a fun idea to find my silly oversights and fill them in later once the rest of the story is done. wiarg mini-comic dinosaur adventure. wiarg learns about fungal spires. wiarg swims in the primordial soup
sometimes I show worm-in-a-rock god to people and they’re like hey Emma did you forget about dinosaurs and listen I might have completely skipped dinosaurs by accident but in my defense I was very excited to get to monkey
Hard to believe that after 40 years there still isn’t conclusive evidence over whether or not They Are Giants
This video is so excellent, I really needed it right now. It’s really fucking hard raising a kid in this moment!!!
youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4?...
Midnas
yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!! 💪😤💪✨
oh no I missed that bullet thank gosh (this was a very-white, very-catholic school, I think it took them another couple decades to Get rap)
yeah moistening
This was a freshman class so there’s a nonzero chance I talked about Green Day’s “She” in front of a room full of teenage boys
Before you ask, I have absolutely zero recollection of what I brought in and how it went — which means either it passed without incident or i embarrassed myself beyond measure and have wholly blocked the experience out
thinking about how we had this class in high school where each day for like a month someone was assigned to bring in a song and talk about the lyrics in front of the class, and one of the lacrosse boys cried while reciting sister hazel lyrics
interpret it how you like
How I Became Invisible - “Heat Death”
28 days to go! that’s only how many days you have to wait before you wake up to a zombie apocalypse (but instead you'll get a book)
a trans masc in your life is out there dampening fictional men as we speak
I’m glad it reads as Ms Pac-Man, I’m pretty sure the beauty mark is what sells it
A single press-on nail on the end of the worm tail
her cuteness and sweetness #deltarune #ralsei #art
how do you work again
I can see how this would happen 😌
how do you work again
I’m going to BITE SOMEONE
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I’m dyinnnnnngggggg I adore them
these cockatrice designs were sooo much funn~ the yokohama long tail was a custom design someone reached out and asked for. i love looking at chickenss!! 🐓✨
Did you guys know there are beaches out there. Beautiful sun-drenched beaches just laid out bare to the sky, with comfortable spot for you to sit in the sand and watch the churning of the tide? Did you guys know that? Anyway I have to jump on this teams call
first day back at work 🫥
went to la brea and here is my Theory
😌📝📝
I said “yeah I have a deep voice 😌” me and Jessica Rabbit
Anyway they all hung around talking and one of the kids told me I “kinda sound like a boy” and you know what, I’m choosing to take that as gender-affirming.
took the goose to the pool and she found a little toy teapot and then ran around gathering a scattered assortment of plastic cups, and decided to host a tea party with me and any other kid in the baby pool who could be convinced to hold a cup and toast with her (two others, ultimately)
I’m so excited :>
Gutsy my silly kid
You gotta squeeze your eyes shut and trudge through the swamp. It’s gonna be bad but you need to trust the you that was excited about the idea before you spent 9999 hours building it brick by brick and can no longer see it in its magical wholeness
GRABBING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS THAT VOICE IS HOW THE SWAMP *GETS* YOU
mainly I’m just telling this to myself because the voice almost got me again!!! (thank you twist for the reminder)
I need you to listen and I know you’re not going to because I tried to listen when someone told me and this isn’t the sort of thing you’ll ever really LEARN until it’s happened to you a dozen times: you gotta learn to ignore the voice in your head that starts talking you out of your projects!!!!!!!
DRINK UP !!!