This is quite possibly the least heterosexual a human being has ever been.
aug 26, 2025, 11:24 pm • 5 0 • view
This is quite possibly the least heterosexual a human being has ever been.
The slight crop + oversized rib on the polo alone 👀
YEAH. I saw that photo and was like "honey."
Stained Glass, even!! Dude looks like he could own a tiffany lamp.
I have no idea who this man is, but I do know that he’s not straight.
he's the co-founder of Crumbl.
my desire not to stereotype is currently engaged in a death match with thirty-seven years of being alive and having eyeballs
*exactly* That is a fitness gay if I've ever seen one.
anyway that’s a cute dog.
Oh, the excessively sweet cookies. Huh.
The amount of people who know him IRL on Reddit who have been saying it for YEARSSSS. The Mormon church is a hell of a drug.
You should see his thirst traps.