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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com

so wait a tic people are surprised that this man is gay? that closet was glass, honey

Sawyer Hemsley, the founder of Crumbl, is a white man with short cropped, impeccably styled brown hair. He's wearing a black apron and sitting on a stool holding a stack of crumbl cookies while smiling down at his dog, a golden doodle, who is standing on her back legs sniffing the cookies. He is wearing stylish shoes with no socks. Sawyer is a white man who obviously works out, wearing a well-styled pink polo shirt, smiling as he takes a mirror selfie. Sawyer is sitting on a treadmill taking a mirror selfie. He's wearing a camo shirt, but the sleeves and sides have been cut off to make it a muscle shirt for working out.
aug 26, 2025, 11:11 pm • 38 0

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Daniel Farnitano @dfarnitano.bsky.social

This is quite possibly the least heterosexual a human being has ever been.

aug 26, 2025, 11:24 pm • 5 0 • view
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Kendra Mellifera @kmellifera.bsky.social

The slight crop + oversized rib on the polo alone 👀

aug 26, 2025, 11:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com

YEAH. I saw that photo and was like "honey."

aug 27, 2025, 12:03 am • 3 0 • view
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Jam @jamfish728.bsky.social

Stained Glass, even!! Dude looks like he could own a tiffany lamp.

aug 26, 2025, 11:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ellie and five cats @brynstar7.xyz

I have no idea who this man is, but I do know that he’s not straight.

aug 26, 2025, 11:30 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com

he's the co-founder of Crumbl.

aug 27, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 0 • view
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gochenourabout @sjgochenour.bsky.social

my desire not to stereotype is currently engaged in a death match with thirty-seven years of being alive and having eyeballs

aug 27, 2025, 12:05 am • 10 0 • view
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com

*exactly* That is a fitness gay if I've ever seen one.

aug 27, 2025, 12:05 am • 8 0 • view
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gochenourabout @sjgochenour.bsky.social

anyway that’s a cute dog.

aug 27, 2025, 12:05 am • 3 0 • view
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Ellie and five cats @brynstar7.xyz

Oh, the excessively sweet cookies. Huh.

aug 27, 2025, 12:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Chelsea M. Cameron (she/they) @chel-c-cam.bsky.social

The amount of people who know him IRL on Reddit who have been saying it for YEARSSSS. The Mormon church is a hell of a drug.

aug 27, 2025, 1:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Chelsea M. Cameron (she/they) @chel-c-cam.bsky.social

You should see his thirst traps.

aug 27, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view