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Alex Houchens @linklex7.bsky.social

Only until lesbians ask to get married. 😂

aug 26, 2025, 3:29 pm • 39 0

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Ungovernable Swan @lobleytea.bsky.social

Afterwards we revert to ‘straight’ tho. I was approached by a pickup artist as I was getting off the bus after work who would not take no for an answer, and being a married lesbian only seemed to sweeten the deal in his mind. Like, “what part of ‘I don’t like dick’ don’t you understand, buddy?” 😅

aug 26, 2025, 3:37 pm • 24 0 • view
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Kyle D Ghostspydr @ghostspydr.bsky.social

Was he recording it? Dudes are nuts.

aug 26, 2025, 3:55 pm • 5 0 • view
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Killer Cyborg @killercyborg.bsky.social

Pick-Up is basically sales, and one of the rules of sales is that you never know who's a buyer until you give it a full pitch. A bunch of "No"s sometimes leads to a "Yes." Which is one reason why PUAs and other salespeople are irritating as hell.

aug 26, 2025, 4:29 pm • 12 0 • view
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theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social

ABC: Always Be Closing!

aug 26, 2025, 5:41 pm • 5 0 • view
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Killer Cyborg @killercyborg.bsky.social

Indeed! :D

aug 26, 2025, 5:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Killer Cyborg @killercyborg.bsky.social

And of course, part of the problem is that people out there DO fall for stuff. PUAs keep trying when they're told No because if they keep trying, it sometimes works. Dudes keep sliding into DMs with "hey" or dick pics because if they do it enough times, eventually they get some result they want.

aug 26, 2025, 6:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Killer Cyborg @killercyborg.bsky.social

I've known women who identify as Lesbians who sometimes have sex with men. I've known married women who have extramarital sex, either sanctioned by their partners or unsanctioned. Taken at face value "Married Lesbian" is a double-shot of "Don't Waste Your Time," but face value is often a facade.

aug 26, 2025, 6:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Killer Cyborg @killercyborg.bsky.social

I've run into problems myself sometimes, when I tell flirters I'm married, because for so many people the word "married" doesn't mean much, or it means something different than the relationship I have with my wife. People don't balk at "married," because it doesn't stop many married people.

aug 26, 2025, 6:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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🏳️‍⚧️ Miss Moos Alot 🏳️‍⚧️ @annabellemoos.bsky.social

This. and it even worse if they advertize their "100% fool proof formula for picking up chicks." its always edited clips to make them seel like a real "lady killer" when the reality is the dude likely get shot down 9 times out of 10.

aug 26, 2025, 8:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ungovernable Swan @lobleytea.bsky.social

lol no he wasn’t.

aug 26, 2025, 9:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kyle D Ghostspydr @ghostspydr.bsky.social

Good. Wouldbt be surprised if they were since it's a growing YT thing.

aug 26, 2025, 9:36 pm • 1 0 • view