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my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast: - www.killthecomputer.com - https://www.illconceivedpodcast.com a reputable journalist at @theonion.com
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"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row
WH aide: Uhh has anyone seen the president Other aide who just threw out what he thought was a sack of old mashed potatoes: No
donald trump is serving prince philip
he looks great!
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Causing a Führer
this is genuinely insane how does your body handle this
NEW EPISODE of kill the computer after the recent death of a french streamer essentially being tortured to death for content on a livestream, we talk about the dangers of the attention economy
i started my new hobby today
new episode of ill concieved about christian dads who want to date their daughters
astounding he’s purposely being a cartoon villian
streets are saying that donald trump is a clone
@literallyjustadog.online thank you for the cool picture!!!!!
it could never be that. ridiculous
i don’t think he’s actually dead, but it will be one of those moments we had in bidens administrstion where he vanished for like 5 days and came back a clone of the original version and looked entirely different
wait yes!
i think i heard it was some sort of raspberry pi device
someone finally did it
i commentated lube wrestling today. commemorating the day with a picture someone took of us on a strange device
the streets are saying trump is dead
i have stated dozens of times they were primarily jokes that went to far and don’t stand by. don’t know what you really want from me, not much else i can do
thankfully france is suing kick for this
i think centrist libs got mad at me for saying sincerity is good and pure cynical nihilism is bad and they accused me of beinf a pure cynical nihilist because i use ironic humor sometimes, genuinely the only thing i was able to put together
getting to the point for me where i’ve said this enough, if anyone continues to imply otherwise or that i’m somehow a russian agent i’m just going to block and be done with it. no reason to continue this when i’ve been clear on this for awhile
yup! the dude is an autocratic dictator
i didn’t really think this keeps needing to be repeated for people but some people have vendettas out for me, i obviously support ukraine against russia, putin is evil and has been for a long time
conservatives love having cool beliefs like “political ideology is genetic”
NEW EPISODE of kill the computer after the recent death of a french streamer essentially being tortured to death for content on a livestream, we talk about the dangers of the attention economy
its difficult to watch but i think thats what makes this an incredibly effective interview and also potential downfall for ritchie as a politician
if you haven’t watched the adam friedland show interview with ritchie torres you absolutely should. he really confronts him on his sycophantic support of isreal, and this end “hot mic” clip to me is so revealing
in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
KILL THE COMPUTER episode where we talk about how spotify is using ai to make the music industry worse
come on man lol
anyone who uses tragedy to attempt to take away trans health care is a genocidal maniac who wants to inflict pain on an entire community
do not give into thoughts like “nothing matters”, it’s not true. everything matters as long as we are all alive
the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
its unrelated to the band itself as far as i know
i think for the 764 group it’s primarily aestheticism
they’re calling the most recent shooter in minnesota trans to ignore the fact that there has been an organized group of far-right suicidal school shooters and this person is very likely going to be linked to them as well
politics should not be about money, that’s what the problem is
famously people do not get excited and report positive things such as democrats changing their view on gay marriage legalization in the 2010s
what should i have done here
how is it telling on myself that i denied to change the way i post to favor the democrats for money which in turn would not let me criticize them?
nope, they could never do that
the idea of being paid to post positively about a party i have serious disagreements over and want to see them completely change course on would drive me absolutely crazy and would feel like i’m lying to myself. what a horrible life that would be. i’d rather be unemployed than that
i’m not surprised by this at all, during the 2022 midterm election someone reached out to me on behalf of the democratic party offering to pay me to post positively about them. i denied of course, but when you think about the type of figures you see go down this path it’s obvious money is involved
the right used to blame video games on school shootings, they moved on to blaming being trans (???) for school shootings, once the hate cycle on trans people is over they’ll move on to blame something else that has nothing to do with school shootings
the average liberal response to the far right doing what the far right has historically always done: this is just like communism
social media is awesome you get to slowly get to watch people go completely insane and become worse
the only real application for generative ai i have seen so far is that it makes people want to kill themselves
the democratic party leaders are still operating in a world where israel is popular, it’s just not true and until they reverse course on israel they will continue to have branding issues
yet another victim giving into the vicious cycle of cancel culture, when will it end
i love holding real news in my hands
i had to get this prediction our for when this inevitably becomes real i’m sorry
Indeed.
they’re going to make a new american flag with 51 stars and the 51st star will stand for MAGA
lol
Also got "Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check" on there.
those “it was so much better in the 80’s!” ai videos are prime examples of how nostalgia is an aesthetic of fascism
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
other fun parts of this is where he started taking crypto and had to reassure people it wasn’t a scam and the part where they don’t put soy sauce in their teriyaki probably due to the typical reasoning with rightwing and soy lol
this guy on twitter with a beef tallow fried food restaurant started melting down about his business failing and when you look at the details, like being in a shoprite with horrible hours, a website with completely different branding with no menu other than beef tallow, you start to understand why
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
the most baffling part of school in the 2020s to me is that parents are actively communicating with their kids and teens all throughout the day. why is this needed at all, don’t parents get tired
there will be more of this to come
yaaaay
and these people will still complain if you call trump or his supporters nazis or fascists
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to make you mad that it does
oh my god hello again!
january 29th, 2026
NEW EPISODE of ill conceived where we have a more relaxed episode, talk about the evil james dobson dying, and go over a few recent listener emails
dying at this reply
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pretty wild how the worries and the loss of freedoms i had seen on the horizon as a high schooler in like 2013 are becoming reality now. would be a great time to do a mass flag burning
goon hype
what the hell is “hype” on youtube
zohran mamdani is making me filled with too much hope for the future whatever happened to the good old politics of “everything must be dog shit”
if i had to wake up everyday and pretend to care about “wokeness” in ads or whatever mentally brain dead rightwingers have to do everyday i think i would eventually kill myself. reading their words is so tiring. i imagine pretending to care writing them is much worse
the reason rightwingers care so much about the cracker barrel logo change and take it as a personal attack is that most conservatives areas don’t have any actual community and the only semblence of identity these days is based around consumption
they want americans to think slavery was good
i think we should replace school and education entirely with videos like these
we recently did an episode of ill conceived about james dobson (BOZO DOWN) if anyone wanted to learn about him and his evil ways
i’m not exaggerating when i say that i thought james dobson was going to live to 100. there’s something about the moral clarity of being fueled by pure hatred that keeps a person like him going strong
BOZO IS DEAD
eric adams continues to be the funniest mayor new york has ever seen
trans is inevitable
lmfao
it makes it better a bunch of rightwingers are dogpiling this specific old post by crackerbarrel too, like why this one? so amazing
that and that cowboy
cracker barrel simplified their logo and rightwingers are calling it “woke” and are melting down
dope song of the day!!
