Potential names for Trumpβs new plane: 1.Grift Force One 2.The Emolumobile 3.Flight Risk 4.Air Mar-a-Lago 5.The MAGAliner 6.Classified Express 7.The Autocratliner 8.The Covfefe Cruiser 9.Qatari Compromise 10. The Golden Handout
Potential names for Trumpβs new plane: 1.Grift Force One 2.The Emolumobile 3.Flight Risk 4.Air Mar-a-Lago 5.The MAGAliner 6.Classified Express 7.The Autocratliner 8.The Covfefe Cruiser 9.Qatari Compromise 10. The Golden Handout
Griftstream 1 Air Force None MAGAir Gilded Grifter
Lolita Express ll
Doha Dotard Express
Trojan Force One
The Grifter Clipper
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11. Sugar daddy's bitchplane.
Gold plated βStainless Steely Danβ
The Flying Fvβ¬|{
Lockheed Moron
The Cuntcorde
OH MY GOD, we are twins.
Or perhaps the Cuckcorde
Insurrection Express
Bet it's just filled with bugs. Both listening devices and actual bugs.
Official FAA Crash Investigation #06142025-42... π€©
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Due Process
The Flaming Pile of Wreckage
Air Flatus
Air Force Dumb
Air Force Down.
It's great to make light of this. This country is in decline, and allowing the President to take flagrant bribes makes us look like Rome under Nero. This country disgusts me. The lethargy of its citizenry disgusts me more.
11. Missing.
Oogie Boogie
The Cuntcorde
The Epstein Express II
Enola Cray
Federal Excess
The Auger In
I'd settle for Crashed Force One.
Qatar's Bitch Ride
How about his tomb ~~
Hair Farce One
VolΓ©e Airlines
Grift Force One. Hands down choice
Flying F*ck
The Edmund Fitzgerald.
Titanic is fine with me.
To where ever you go, it Depends.
Either #1 or #8
how about the "dope-mobile"
Qatar says it isnβt trueβ¦reallyππ
snakes on a plane
Nicely done ππΌ
Chicken Wings.
I vote for #1. That's what it is. A Grift at our expense. You know he's giving them something illegally.
11. The Golden Handjob
The Yellow Stain Air.
Evil One
Air Force None
The Exploding Cigar.
DementiAir
Trojan Jet
I like #10. Be easier to change the name to "The Golden Shower" when the jet is staffed by Russian hookers paid for by Vlad.
Pedoplane
These are great. My faves: - The Emolumobile - The Covfefe Cruiser
Was Flying POS already taken? π€£
Air farce one
Or Hair Farce One
Dementia DonOld 2 dolls
Turd of Paradise
Spirit of St. FOTUS
With any Luck we'll name it THE DISAPPEARED!!!
You missed Con Air
How about Whore Bath?
8.The Covfefe Cruiser ππ
Piece Of Sheik
TarifForce One. (say it outloud) #TarifForceOne
Air-a-Lago sounds much better
genius.
Airborne Diaper Changing Station
Canβt get it up without Epstein.
The travel bug
#1 - Grift Force One. It must be reminded everyday, such as about 5 days from now when there have 27 new scandals and this pushed to the background, that this is grift.
Con Air!
SCIF-1
The Mushroom Express
TWA (The Wide Ass)
Felonair Tango force one Air fraud one
Trump Airlinesβ¦or the fact that it went bankrupt disqualifies it.
"Coffin", I can hope.
Boeing Boeing Gone - Just like his presidency.
Hers is a couple of obscure ones The Canary II Oceanic 815 Flying Tiger 739+1 Flying Mary Celeste
Donnieβs Flying Meatbox.
Hopeful Crash One
Corruption Liner 1 & Only
#bribeplane
Flight 370.
Hunterβs huge flying hog
I vote for # 2.
Crashes
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Dammit, how did I miss 16. Swamp Force One βοΈ
The Hunter Biden
Con Air
Jumblow One.
Air Farce One. Pan AmWay, Griftforce One.
The Price is Right
Air A-hole
Never come back airline
Flight Risk... love it!
Flying Bribe
An Easy Target
Snakes on a Plane
6.
I like #1 π
Air-a-Lago
The Flying Listening Device
Rapist One
The Down Payment
Stormy D(reamliner)
Trojan Horse One. Really, the fact that it will be a huge security risk, that is what terrifies me the most.
Bribe Force One or Bribe Farce One
Is Hindenburg to on the nose?
Meanwhile Steve Miller on the plane like:
Maybe itβs the Noble Prize he kept talking about?
I prefer the headline departure of doomed flight βAeroflot 1β
Hot Air
2 is my favorite π€£π
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π #2 Bribeair, The Flying Felon
Pigs do fly!
The Diaper Flight.