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π•Šπ•¦π•Ÿπ••π•’π•– 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social

β€œFor the man who says β€˜not now’ to Armageddon.” TWO WEEKS by Trumpβ„’ The scent of indecision. The essence of delay.

Trump cologne
jun 21, 2025, 1:17 pm β€’ 527 116

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Fluffy Xenomorph @fluffyxenomorph.bsky.social

So, a combination of fecal matter, makeup, McDonald's and failure?

jun 21, 2025, 6:22 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Cricket's Ghost @mustang-919.bsky.social

"With a hint of brazen cowardice...."

jun 23, 2025, 2:34 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Patient Advocacy @patientadvocacy.bsky.social

Concepts

jun 21, 2025, 1:57 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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CanLug @canlug.bsky.social

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jul 1, 2025, 11:06 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Pete Kotz @petekotz.bsky.social

I've been waiting all my life for a male fragrance that smells like standing in line at the DMV.

jun 21, 2025, 4:00 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Patty Farley πŸ¦πŸ€πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ @patty003.bsky.social

Two weeks... a diagnosis

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jun 21, 2025, 8:40 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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ElbatheOne @elbatheone.bsky.social

Alternate name: Eau de Merde

jun 21, 2025, 7:35 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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bbem.bsky.social @bbem.bsky.social

Smells like a mix of urine and baked cod

jun 22, 2025, 12:15 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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donnah @donnahook.bsky.social

The lingering smell of decay. The odor of ignorance.

jun 21, 2025, 1:20 pm β€’ 6 0 β€’ view
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ee.ii.bb @eeiibb.bsky.social

Mmmm, rot never smelled so sexy

jun 21, 2025, 1:23 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Freedumb of Shpiel @freedumbofshpiel.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/free...

jun 21, 2025, 1:55 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Itgetzbybuckner @itgetzbybuckner.bsky.social

Smells like a scam. and shit.

jun 21, 2025, 2:33 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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wollybuger.bsky.social @wollybuger.bsky.social

TACO Two Weeks.

jun 21, 2025, 1:37 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Tisha7895 @tisha7895.bsky.social

empty promises

jun 21, 2025, 3:23 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Mama Nichols @dawgmother.bsky.social

He needs Congress.

jun 21, 2025, 2:02 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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philpixy7.bsky.social @philpixy7.bsky.social

Looks like recycled cider.

jun 21, 2025, 6:22 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Hookcity - πŸš«β€œWar Plan” DMs Please πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯ 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social

F*cking hell, you are toooooo funny Gurl

jun 21, 2025, 1:38 pm β€’ 8 0 β€’ view
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PuckFutin @puckfutin.fellas.army

Too Weak

jun 21, 2025, 1:18 pm β€’ 9 0 β€’ view
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chantalligator.bsky.social @chantalligator.bsky.social

Winner!!!

jun 21, 2025, 1:25 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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TaxtheRich @raemcrobie.bsky.social

#DonnyDoubleWeaks

jun 21, 2025, 1:45 pm β€’ 4 1 β€’ view
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Tom Votes Blue @tomgambell.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯

jun 21, 2025, 1:28 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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RFH @house13.bsky.social

Darling, you got to let me know Should I bomb, or should let Tulsi go?” If you say that you are mine I'll be here till the end of time So you got to let me know Should I bomb, or let Tulsi go? Apologies to the Kinks

jun 21, 2025, 1:32 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Maryland Blue Girl πŸ’™ I have words and know how to use them @quothpam.bsky.social

It's TACO all the way!

jun 21, 2025, 2:27 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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captain obvious @captainobviousn132.bsky.social

Should it be To Weak.

jun 21, 2025, 1:40 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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eg Alice Lastname @pseudonym2025.bsky.social

Another fetid smell coming from Trump. Metaphorical & otherwise.

jun 21, 2025, 1:55 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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scorpioox.bsky.social @scorpioox.bsky.social

The rancid smell of Trump's armpit.

jun 21, 2025, 1:40 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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TDancer πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @tdancer.bsky.social

🀣🀣

jun 21, 2025, 1:18 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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foulmouth-kat.bsky.social @foulmouth-kat.bsky.social

Top note - bullshit Middle note - arrogance Base note - greed

jun 21, 2025, 1:24 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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ardashes-man.bsky.social @ardashes-man.bsky.social

I can solve that conflict in a fortnight. Biden would have needed a score.

jun 21, 2025, 2:01 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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margie1000.bsky.social @margie1000.bsky.social

Same as always, who checks in two week when on to the next show.

jun 21, 2025, 1:59 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Ryoz @ryoznc.bsky.social

jun 21, 2025, 3:04 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Ralf W @raflw.bsky.social

"Also available as a TACO seasoning."

jun 21, 2025, 1:32 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Jane S. Cass @janescass.bsky.social

Two Weeks TACO, the weak chicken out scent.

jun 21, 2025, 1:31 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social

🀣 Is it made from Russian prostitute piss?

jun 21, 2025, 1:18 pm β€’ 7 0 β€’ view
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mjdiiii @mjdiii.bsky.social

jun 21, 2025, 2:06 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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jvmvo.bsky.social @jvmvo.bsky.social

Excellent. πŸ‘

jun 22, 2025, 7:04 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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DianaMac @d-kastenmara.bsky.social

That's the smell of decomposition and poopy diaper.

jun 21, 2025, 2:00 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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ee.ii.bb @eeiibb.bsky.social

Two Weeks to distinguish those too weak men in your life

jun 21, 2025, 1:22 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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gjjonesy.bsky.social @gjjonesy.bsky.social

Smells like Arse

jun 21, 2025, 1:31 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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itsharold.bsky.social @itsharold.bsky.social

Smells like old tacos?

jun 21, 2025, 1:41 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Dan On the Beach @danod.bsky.social

Eau de taco?

jun 21, 2025, 2:27 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Sam Mashina | Death Stranding 2 | MH World @krisxena.bsky.social

'The Nonsscence of the Nonce' with notes of agent orange, liquid shit filled diapers and McDonald's, with a strong diet coke profile.

jun 21, 2025, 1:21 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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DDraeπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @ddrae.bsky.social

#tooweak #felon4547

jun 21, 2025, 2:24 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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AdoboTom @adoboblue.bsky.social

🀣🀣🀣

jun 21, 2025, 1:59 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh) @drunkandcoding.bsky.social

I like it better than his other scents, TACO and Putin On The Ritz

jun 21, 2025, 2:00 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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lindalindberg28.bsky.social @lindalindberg28.bsky.social

Endless delay tactics so nothing is ever done.

jun 21, 2025, 1:22 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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KristinRuth @kristinruth.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚

jun 21, 2025, 1:22 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Jessie @jessie9mm.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

jun 21, 2025, 2:57 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Emilie P Bush @emiliebush.bsky.social

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ScottD @scott53.bsky.social

"Stay tuned!"

jun 21, 2025, 1:48 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Rerun @rerun201.bsky.social

Doubles as a preventative for premature ejaculation.

jun 21, 2025, 1:29 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Leah Bobeah @leahleahbobeah.bsky.social

Bahahaha !! PERFECT!! πŸ™Œ

jun 21, 2025, 1:59 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Albert Conforzi @albertconforzi.bsky.social

With hint of bowel

jun 21, 2025, 1:21 pm β€’ 11 0 β€’ view
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ee.ii.bb @eeiibb.bsky.social

followed by an acidic note of urine

jun 21, 2025, 1:22 pm β€’ 6 0 β€’ view
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Rob @osartereau.bsky.social

AKA, β€œEssence of TACO.”

jun 21, 2025, 1:46 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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No @jeninmass.bsky.social

🀣🀣🀣

jun 21, 2025, 1:17 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Be_three @be-three.bsky.social

He knows the morons who support him have attention spans much shorter than 2 weeks so they will have forgotten about this by the time he's meant to do anything.

jun 21, 2025, 1:42 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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ItsMsD @itsmsd.bsky.social

Priceless! πŸ‘ πŸ‘

jun 21, 2025, 1:59 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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𝐴. π‘Žπ‘šπ‘’π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘π‘Žπ‘›π‘Ž of FennarioπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ§¬πŸ”΅ @antilocapra-a.bsky.social

⭐️

jun 21, 2025, 4:19 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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The Ghost of Mark Twain @ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social

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Walt H @walt88.bsky.social

Eau de Backflow

jun 21, 2025, 1:41 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Craig @cs-lowball17.bsky.social

Why "two weeks"? That gives him two weeks to distract your attention with some other bullshit. #TrumpCon

jun 21, 2025, 1:24 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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mberna.bsky.social @mberna.bsky.social

Taco scented...

jun 21, 2025, 1:25 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Punko Wokester @rramzee.bsky.social

Two Weeks will be available at all major retailers in a very short period of time πŸ˜†

jun 21, 2025, 2:03 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Todd @toddhecker.bsky.social

I prefer, the stench of indecision.

jun 21, 2025, 3:29 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Christine Is Fed Up With Republicans @coralgableswang.bsky.social

Can only imagine the stink of it.

jun 21, 2025, 1:57 pm β€’ 6 0 β€’ view
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mariasol01.bsky.social @mariasol01.bsky.social

Don't want to imagine the stink of it!🀒🀣

jun 21, 2025, 3:29 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Christine Is Fed Up With Republicans @coralgableswang.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚

jun 21, 2025, 5:17 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Bonz @nyc34.bsky.social

Eau de Flop sweatπŸ˜–

jun 21, 2025, 2:28 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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@KeepItBlueDems.bsky.social @keepitbluedems.bsky.social

T.A.C.O

jun 21, 2025, 2:20 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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snagz_did_what @snagzsongs.bsky.social

And it glitters like....

jun 21, 2025, 1:30 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view