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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social

The tenets of Scientology allow for the transmutation of Norm Macdonald.

Tom Cruise as Norm Macdonald
aug 24, 2025, 1:32 pm • 503 41

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Fi 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I STAND WITH PALESTINE & UKRAINE 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @asenathmagic.bsky.social

Good grief! Why can’t these celebrities age gracefully? (That was a rhetorical question, I know they work in a youth-obsessed industry 😒) But seriously, don’t they have people who care about them, & can tell them to just STOP? 😳

aug 25, 2025, 7:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr Bill @billiusweasley.bsky.social

If Scientology could convert Tom Cruise into Norm MacDonald this would be a huge win for humanity.

aug 24, 2025, 5:20 pm • 7 1 • view
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Kansas Grant @kansasgrant.bsky.social

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's noticed, ya' know.

aug 24, 2025, 2:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net

wow

aug 24, 2025, 1:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ecoprairiepainter @ecoprairiepainter.bsky.social

I think Tom is finally getting old?

aug 24, 2025, 2:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ecoprairiepainter @ecoprairiepainter.bsky.social

Wow, it’s startling! Totally see it!

aug 24, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Just_LookingK @justlookingk.bsky.social

Yikes 😬

aug 24, 2025, 1:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

That someone as rich as Tom Cruise, with access to the very best plastic surgeons, can wind up looking like that should be a caution to the rest of us.

aug 24, 2025, 7:27 pm • 89 5 • view
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Stephen Robinson @playtyperguy.com

This is Harrison Ford around the same age as Cruise is now. I would ask my plastic surgeon for the "Ford."

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aug 24, 2025, 7:30 pm • 17 1 • view
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Winnie Frolik @winniethewitch.bsky.social

Best of all 'The Keanu.'

aug 24, 2025, 7:32 pm • 8 1 • view
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Winnie Frolik @winniethewitch.bsky.social

2. Or The Noah Berlatsky.

aug 24, 2025, 7:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social

?! I'm pretty sure no one wants to look like me!

aug 24, 2025, 11:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Winnie Frolik @winniethewitch.bsky.social

Ooops! I meant the Noah Wyle!

aug 25, 2025, 12:49 am • 4 0 • view
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social

that makes a lot more sense.

aug 25, 2025, 12:51 am • 3 0 • view
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Winnie Frolik @winniethewitch.bsky.social

3. Correction...the Noah Wyle!

aug 25, 2025, 12:49 am • 3 0 • view
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Kuhlcat ❌️👑🇺🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @calvinonthebeach.bsky.social

Didn't even recognize him 😳

aug 24, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eden @edenarachnelatro.bsky.social

He actually looks like he’s got a cortisone moon face.

aug 24, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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brelen yagi @byagi.bsky.social

are we looking at the result of a Face Off cosplay?

aug 25, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Majestic Twelve @majestic12.bsky.social

Not cosplay. Xenu got a hold of Norm’s genetic material for cloning purposes.

aug 25, 2025, 12:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Topher Brennan (he/they) @topherbrennan.bsky.social

I do wonder if many rich people end up at higher risk of this sort of thing because they have so much money no one will ever tell them "no". See also: Jeff Bezos' wife.

aug 24, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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RitaLopes @ritapassal.bsky.social

I wouldn’t do it even if I had money better to look old than trying to look young you end up looking worse.

aug 24, 2025, 7:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cayenne @cayisblue.bsky.social

aug 24, 2025, 1:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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kpeterkrog @kpeterkrog.bsky.social

I saw that picture yesterday and have been trying to figure out who he looks like. You nailed it.

aug 24, 2025, 1:39 pm • 11 0 • view
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natnewscot🇨🇦🍁 @natnewscot.bsky.social

Did she ever!!!

aug 24, 2025, 1:47 pm • 4 0 • view
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The Resistance CO 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @theresistanceco.bsky.social

That camera adds 50lbs

aug 25, 2025, 1:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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camusorbust.bsky.social @camusorbust.bsky.social

Jesus. #yikes

aug 25, 2025, 4:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Muttsylvania @muttsylvania.bsky.social

omg LEAVE NORM ALOOOOOOONE

aug 24, 2025, 2:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Leslie A. Larson @lesliealarson.bsky.social

They all get pudgy faces at this age… Botox baby!

aug 24, 2025, 3:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jack Bean @jack-bean.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxfR...

aug 24, 2025, 3:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sheffield @michaelsheffield.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂😂🤔

aug 24, 2025, 1:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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BL @carecompasionlove.bsky.social

Shit. What the hell happened to this former pretty boy. lol. 😂

aug 24, 2025, 7:16 pm • 2 1 • view
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Susan @mumsthewordle.bsky.social

Time & gravity

aug 27, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paint it Blue @kimberlysaysnope.bsky.social

aug 24, 2025, 4:53 pm • 7 0 • view
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social

Yikes!

aug 24, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Effinay @buffylowe.bsky.social

aug 24, 2025, 1:34 pm • 8 0 • view
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TRIFAN @trifan.bsky.social

aug 24, 2025, 4:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Breck Wilhite @breckwilhite.bsky.social

Allowing something doesn't mean it should happen. Ever.

aug 25, 2025, 2:45 am • 4 1 • view
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social

C’est vrai!

aug 25, 2025, 2:54 am • 5 1 • view
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Pete Michaels @toplinesman.bsky.social

Tres.

aug 25, 2025, 3:34 am • 0 0 • view
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miner44.bsky.social @miner44.bsky.social

He's getting old, but he has plenty of nice toys to play with in retirement.

aug 24, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Plumberette @plumberette.bsky.social

Alright, this is freaky…

aug 24, 2025, 4:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Debbie Chavez Vinette @debbiecvinette.bsky.social

😲

aug 24, 2025, 1:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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craktactor.bsky.social @craktactor.bsky.social

Tom Cruise could be so lucky.

aug 24, 2025, 2:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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craktactor.bsky.social @craktactor.bsky.social

Lol

aug 24, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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goshsaidbill.bsky.social @goshsaidbill.bsky.social

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aug 24, 2025, 3:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Golfer Dan ⛳ @golferdan.bsky.social

And I thought it was just a cult but if they can turn people into Norm McDonald, I might join.

aug 24, 2025, 6:02 pm • 4 0 • view
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luvnhonesty.bsky.social @luvnhonesty.bsky.social

aug 24, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social

I miss Norm Macdonald.

aug 24, 2025, 2:53 pm • 8 0 • view
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jpsfo.bsky.social @jpsfo.bsky.social

😵‍💫🤮Ozempic face!

aug 24, 2025, 1:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social

WTH did he do to his face?

aug 24, 2025, 1:38 pm • 11 1 • view
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Self Driving Humans @selfdrivinghumans.bsky.social

That's interesting. Does the shrinkage hurt?

aug 24, 2025, 1:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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germingham.bsky.social @germingham.bsky.social

CRISPR still has a few bugs to work out

aug 24, 2025, 1:36 pm • 8 0 • view
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All41and14all @ttgfla.bsky.social

Fucking hilarious 😂

aug 24, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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John MacCuish @jcuish.bsky.social

That’s a metempsychosis I can get behind!

aug 24, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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brelen yagi @byagi.bsky.social

maybe he just drinks tom collins while on a cruise >.>```

aug 24, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Paulo🐝 @mno.bsky.social

I read a Scientology book not long after reading Freud's "Interpretation of Dreams". Very similar....

aug 25, 2025, 7:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Erwin Rommel @bigx-1.bsky.social

Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, prime example

aug 25, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wally Kibler🇨🇦 @wallykibler.bsky.social

Wow!

aug 24, 2025, 1:47 pm • 11 0 • view
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akat831.bsky.social @akat831.bsky.social

Norm wore it better.

aug 24, 2025, 4:22 pm • 5 1 • view
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📣 April @rnapril.bsky.social

My guess is he's on a few rounds of steroids for some medical thing. I don't think he's done any surgery. Yet.

aug 24, 2025, 1:48 pm • 5 0 • view
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beetlebaum2.bsky.social @beetlebaum2.bsky.social

I think he's had lots of things done to his face. This is he looks before he gets tightened up

aug 24, 2025, 2:15 pm • 3 1 • view