If I win tonight's $800 Million Powerball I'm sharing with all my followers on Bluesky. I'm not sharing the money, but I'll let everyone know I won.
If I win tonight's $800 Million Powerball I'm sharing with all my followers on Bluesky. I'm not sharing the money, but I'll let everyone know I won.
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Generosity that knows no bounds. Or starting points.
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you too
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Well I would share but I canβt get a ticket. Itβs immoral in Utah. Gambling is forbidden π«. Me, Iβll go to Idaho.
Luck!
Itβs mine all mine
Yes but I alone know what you did last summer everyone has a price. I only accept cashiers checks π€
aww... thanks!
Donβt tell anyone. Just creep and crawl into the night and just like that, poof sheβs gone
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NO worries we don't care, though djt may want to talk to you
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You know that's not as much fun(for us) right?π
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Thx - good luck
Fair
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Tell us what climate destructive items you have purchased and how many slaves you have looking after you.
You go girl!
Dangβ¦ I had stopped reading after the first paragraph. Just came back from Post Office and mailing you a letter requesting a small as peanuts start up financing infusion. π«βΉοΈπ₯²
The drawing is tomorrow night. Good luck though! π
Iβm not telling anyone. Not even my familyβ¦π
Well that's sweet of you. Do we add you to the list of eating the rich? LOL JK
I buy mine online. Power ball is Wednesday night. So you can buy more tickets tomorrow. I suggest use the Power up feature that gives you 2-10 times your winnings on everything but jackpot. Itβs $1 more but when you donβt win jackpot you still maybe get your money back for more tickets π€π€
Iβm A firm believer it only takes one ticket To win that is all you need. You donβt need to worry about odds when You Are on the path to win
No sharesies?...
just dreaming but does one share such a big prize u want to split it with family? i want to split my winnings 5 ways
lol. anyone one know a good fincial advisor- just in case. lol
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Did you see @johnales.bsky.social description of trying to spend a billion dollars? It's prime.
Not me. I will ghost 99.99% of the planet.
Never share that you've won the lottery except with a financial advisor.
Trumpβs going to take a 10% stake.
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It's the thought that countsπ
You are sooooo funny
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I want to buy a small town and turn it into women only.
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Be careful. Your heart of gold might end up on a White House door ππππ
Oh boy! Thank you for sharing... oh, wait... what... π€ ...
You'll win it. Not the money, but the last ball drawn.
Winning would be bittersweet. Last thing most of need is another billionaire taunting us with their extravagant lifestyle.
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You'd have earned it for all laughs you've given us. Thank you and good luck. Will you use a pseudonym if you win ?
I'm not telling anybody but there will be signs....π
Thanks...I hope I remember to buy a ticket...I am not letting anyone know if I win, as I am only sharing with charities that I choose
Well, allegedly, itβs the thought that counts, so thanks, I guess π
Heard.
My 2 dollars. I want my two dollars.......
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If I win I will be sure to remember all the little people... At least long enough to laugh at them.
Can't wait to find out if you win. Best of luck!
Lol. Noted..
If I win, I'm going to buy the white house like Elon did. Only I'm giving it back to the people where it belongs.
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You're funny...thanks for the chuckle
May the force be with you!π«‘π€© (Feels like everything is a battle now.)
Hey, it's Tuesday, the drawing is tomorrow πbut, May the gods of fortune shine on you. Also, I'm winning it so, good luck πππ
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You're "fibbing" (being generous). You will just disappear from sight. *poof* Occasional sightings will be reported from London, Paris, St. Tropez, Belize, Bali....
A lot of people who win the lottery end up ruining their lives, so if you really want to keep it, I guess, but you might not want to. Just trying to be helpful of course. I'll DM my paypal just because I am so helpful.
I appreciate that. If TACO won, I'd consider it rigid.
Did I mention how becoming ur Hair looks in that light? Lol!!.
True generosity
Hey!...Hey!...Hey! Let ME know! Let ME know!
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Gotta be honest.....I would fucking disappear
Like Ron White said - if I win the lottery youβll never see my fat ass again
Hell yes, don't let the door hit that ass...mine is not fat, just a little old. π
I could remain a recluse, but in style
Lol
You do know it's tomorrow night!!!
And if I win, I'll take a pic of it all stacked up and send it to you.
Bond ladder
I'm not telling anyone. I want to live to enjoy it.
trickle-down!
Blah ha ha
Gonna follow you anyway, just in case you change your mind. Good luck!
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Youβre so thoughtful π
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Same, same
(shrug) tomato, tomahto
If I won that money, I would take billboards in rural parts of America educating people on how Donald Trump is a fascist I swear to God I would spend a minimum of $10 million just to annoy him
Hahahahaha
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Thanks so much!!!
Such epic generosity will never be forgottenππ
In the spirit of such largesse,I feel obliged to make my own small contribution - I hereby donate all my winnings from tonite's powerball to you and your followers. No,there's no need to thank me. I'm very glad to do itπ
Ha ha ha ha ha. Good one
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Excellent. Iβll do the same.
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Oh no. Iβm thinking I might win. π°
C'mon... you could give each of us $1000 and still have $688,000,000 for yourself. Be a mensch!
My dread, should I ever be so fortunate to win, would be all the friends and relations angling for handouts before I even get to consult with an investment professional on how I should handle my winnings.
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I can assure you that you won't win it tonight
Loser.
Iβll settle for the 253 million tonight π€·π»ββοΈ
Good luck SundaeβοΈ
With everything we've been through, you won't buy me a coke from McDonald's?
Great idea! Good on you! And thank you, just in case.π
No donβt do that because people will work to find you and harass you for money. If I win Powerball, I will quietly drift off into the abyss without talking to anyone.
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Funny Sundae Gurl.
I think PowerBall is tomorrow
The extra day will cause you great consternation.
Hereβs a little secret, Iβve already wonππ π
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Adding to the agony of defeat!
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Good one.
Sorry to disappoint but that money is mineβ¦
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Offer not valid in the certain states
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$800 million you say? Hmm, that might be enough to get me to buy a ticket. How much are tickets now?
βI donβt want your filthy Powerball money.β - The Penguin
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You go girl!
you must be a day ahead of me or have a different powerball. doesn't draw until Wednesday here.
RBAY!
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Wink wink nudge nudge. I'll DM my bank details. Mum's the word.
800 million, how many Republicans will that buy?
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Thanks for sharing!
What a sweetheart
π€£ππ Sharing Information is cheaper than money!
Come on, weβll probably never hear from you again π€
Iβd like my part in cash π° if you donβt mind
You Rotter!
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If I win, Iβm buying all new friends.
If I win I'm going to offer 100 million to anyone who will leak the Epstein files. Trump put a lot of doj people out of work. I'm sure they could use a few bucks.
We are overwhelmed by your kindness and generosity.
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You better share that damn loot or
I feel like at this point in our relationship we deserve a portion of it π
Fair.
And people ask "what ever happened to Etiquette?"
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awesome, youβre the best
You are selfless to a fault.
I would share the money. π
Thank you in advance.
lol!
Lmao! Good enough. I hope you win it all. Fuck yeah!
You will never know I won. But some will be invited to my private island where we donβt diddle kids.
Well I know that you wonβt be winning it tonight because Powerball is tomorrow. π«
I'm buying the tickets tonight.
Halfsies?
If you get half, can I has enough to pay off my mortgage π?
Donβt bother. Iβve got the winner.
If I win you won't hear from me ever again.
It's tomorrow night... or is that the joke?
Lol
Not a good moveβ¦keep it secret.
Isn't the drawing tomorrow night?
Good luck isn't it tomorrow night?
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I hope you win.
Iβll win the $1B jackpot, third timeβs the charm.
Good, good. NOT sharing your Powerball jackpot is how people will know you're real and not a scambot.
Great!
We love to project onto people with lots of money. It's our national brand. So we'll live vicariously through yr win.
Could you buy me some Lego please?
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How Sweet of You!
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But the whole idea of a big jackpot is to SHARE it. Think of all the good you could do.
Fair enough
I don't buy unless the jackpot is over a billion. I still have standards.