Maga has to get 3, 4" subs to make a footlong. What I've been told.

3, 3" sandwiches will work for that demographic, from what I've been told.

Subway. The real danger was from Jared Fogel or whatever his last name was.

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Actually, that would be a misdemeanor footlong.

You win the Internet today. And that's no small feat.

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with no mushrooms.

Subway is now featuring a new “$5 Felony Footlong.”

“Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw meatballs”

1-5 years delivery time.

“Roark Capital CEO Donated Thousands to Former Senator David Perdue as He Sought to Overturn the Presidential Election” Subway is not our friend.

Fun fact, adding extra chicken onto a footlong now costs just as much as a footlong used to cost 10 years ago. So now it's $5 dollar extra chicken.

Don’t forget the Stormy Special that comes with a small pickle!

LOL!

Only 3 dollars with good behavior

Justice Department is full of baloney and got the bun thrown at them. Lettuce be grateful he is no longer in a pickle.

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Good for him! He is a true American Hero.

I do hope the grand jury also told the "justice" dept. to stop wasting taxpayer money and their time.

They did -- by not indicting.

You made me think of this...by my favorite artist AND mind...Dan Piraro. Check him out...he's the only one that I donate to every month.

They should add, "Remove Wrapper Before Tossing At ICE Agents" to their packaging.

I wish I had a subway franchise!

The Jared Special

Are many ways to fight encroaching fascism👍😊

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Grand Jury came to their decision when the Trump DOJ could not determine whether the defendant tossed a sub, hoagie or grinder.

Can't buy that kind of free publicity ... (Still, their subs have always sucked.)

And presumably a 6" Misdemeanor Melt?

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Try and find a shoulder holster for a hoggie.

Dang it!! 🤣

I have to be careful, they will think I'm packing a foot long! Rumshot 🥁🎶

🤔 I bet the ingredients are: a lot of baloney, a lot of chicken, topped with orange peppers and Russian dressing. 🥪 🍞

Looks like it might end being the Misdemeanor Melt on wheat.

Trump has DC hostage. Peaceful protest is met with EXCESSIVE FORCE while INCITEMENT OF VIOLENCE is WELCOME! 11/03 is National Sandwich Day and the day before the 2025 midterms DC, TRUMP IS HUNGRY! THROW HIM A SANDWICH ON THE WH NORTH LAWN! BE A HERO! THROW A HERO! EPSTEIN LIST 8 DAYS LATE!

It was a conspiracy after all. Pizzerias and sandwich shops are conspiring against the USA.

You're a marketing genius👏 Sundae🥇🌭

I hope it’s filled with whole radishes, hot sauce, and rotten tomatoes 🍅

They couldn't cut the mustard on this case.

Yep ........ the bun is stale and rock hard for maximum effect ! 😂

Well if it’s a Felony footlong, I’ll take 47 please

Subway is now featuring a new “$5 Felony Footlong.”

He had a "freedom sandwich"

With a side of fuck you

A certain felon will be jealous

It's been said you can get a Grand Jury to indict a ham sandwich- and they couldn't get an indictment on this? Ha ha ha ha ha!

Get one now, I'm two weeks it'll be a $5 misdemeanor foot long

REALLY great the NYT's is SO focused on this important story on which the hinge of our democracy is focused. Y'know, rather than pushing back at ALL against what Trump bleats in his pressers. Like does Maggie Haberman do ANYTHING but suck his dick and just report on the WH gossip and infighting?

The “$5 Felony Footlong” is very popular with Kristi Noem’s ICE goons.

Do my new pants make me look fat?

In 1985, Sol Wachtler, then the chief justice of New York’s Supreme Court said, “Any good prosecutor can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich.” But NOT a pissed off gay guy FLINGING a ham sandwich.

does that come with bacon so crunchy it breaks teeth?

Of they did, sales would jump. I haven't bought a subway in a decade, but I'd run to buy one of those, even if I will feed it to the birds at the park

Felony balony

For Fellows that have Feral Feelings towards Federal Fascists

😂😂👏

#Subway$5FelonyFootlong #SavedBySubwaySean

I wish it cost $4.70, IYKYK.

Brilliant!

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Assault with a Deli Weapon - not

Is it offered on milquetoast?

Baloney felony Sounds like a Roy Orbison song

If they’re not they’re missing out on a marketing bonanza. I would suggest that they make the foot long 6” in keeping with the tRump theme