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π•Šπ•¦π•Ÿπ••π•’π•– 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social

Update: I just slept with my therapist - it was amazing, and I’m getting a half off discount on therapy! Meanwhile, my boyfriend is DMing Ana de Armas’s fan club on Twitter.

aug 29, 2025, 3:08 am β€’ 142 5

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dejasday.bsky.social @dejasday.bsky.social

People should always get legal advice when they make lists, but isn't that guy going to be de-registered now. I hope it was worth it.

aug 29, 2025, 9:07 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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michaelspoint.bsky.social @michaelspoint.bsky.social

You should sleep with her tooπŸ˜€

aug 29, 2025, 11:54 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Michael Irvin Pollard @michael-i-pollard.bsky.social

Congrats! Your therapist will do anyone, but the discount is reserved for a select few.

aug 29, 2025, 2:20 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social

Same vibe

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aug 29, 2025, 3:12 am β€’ 12 0 β€’ view
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mrm6md.bsky.social @mrm6md.bsky.social

Yup, like Taylor sang...the girl next door...You belong with me.

aug 29, 2025, 3:34 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Pulp Friction @davynox.bsky.social

You’re cashing in benefits. He’s probably collecting auto-replies.

aug 29, 2025, 7:54 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Edward @edoreilly.bsky.social

Let us know how things work out with your shirtless neighborπŸ€žπŸ˜‰

aug 29, 2025, 3:19 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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MidnightRose @midnightrose.bsky.social

What's the book called? lol

aug 29, 2025, 3:10 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Fabritzio Fabricato (Satire) @produkshun.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 3:10 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Bill Sandweg @notbillsandweg.bsky.social

Charlize is single. www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...

aug 29, 2025, 12:56 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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oldmidwestdude.bsky.social @oldmidwestdude.bsky.social

A 50 percent discount but now you'll need to be in therapy three times as long! I'd count that as a loss, financially anyway.

aug 29, 2025, 3:23 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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kindagerry.bsky.social @kindagerry.bsky.social

Half off on therapy. You must be saving a fortune.πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

aug 29, 2025, 5:03 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Steve McCormick @hopeandresist.bsky.social

I think we have a Winner!

aug 29, 2025, 4:48 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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brelen yagi @byagi.bsky.social

so that's how you get access to the really good coping mechanisms

aug 29, 2025, 3:36 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Pete Michaels @toplinesman.bsky.social

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

aug 29, 2025, 3:22 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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$80 Guitar @80dollarguitar.bsky.social

Deborah Vance would be proud.

aug 29, 2025, 3:33 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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LFC Joe @lfccincinnati.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 3:13 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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jackhowland.bsky.social @jackhowland.bsky.social

You don’t see like the type to see a male therapist - so that’s how I’m going to imagine it.

aug 29, 2025, 3:45 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view