Trump has been working harder to conceal the Epstein files than a three-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor.
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Do go on! I am awaiting your hysterically true and witty descriptions of Mike Johnson, Karoline Leavitt and the others who are trying to conceal the files as well.
aug 29, 2025, 2:18 pm โข 4 0 โข view
Epsteinโs files are more classified than Trumpโs BMI.
aug 29, 2025, 3:25 pm โข 8 0 โข view
Brilliantly expressed! Love it!!๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ฅโค๏ธ
sep 1, 2025, 6:54 pm โข 0 0 โข view
It's literally killing him๐
aug 29, 2025, 2:02 pm โข 3 0 โข view
โBusier hiding the Epstein files than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contestโ.
aug 29, 2025, 9:30 pm โข 1 0 โข view
Working harder than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
aug 29, 2025, 5:16 pm โข 1 0 โข view
You come up with stranger and wittier metaphors than Oscar Wilde on a six day cocaine binge.
aug 29, 2025, 2:01 pm โข 6 0 โข view
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aug 30, 2025, 8:15 pm โข 2 0 โข view
Perfect.
aug 30, 2025, 10:31 pm โข 0 0 โข view
aug 29, 2025, 2:00 pm โข 5 0 โข view
That's about the only way you will see him working.
aug 29, 2025, 2:01 pm โข 4 0 โข view
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aug 29, 2025, 2:00 pm โข 4 0 โข view
aug 29, 2025, 6:35 pm โข 2 0 โข view
I know the name of the 3 legged cat - "Tripod"
aug 30, 2025, 4:30 pm โข 0 0 โข view
We aren't shutting up.
aug 29, 2025, 2:06 pm โข 2 0 โข view
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aug 29, 2025, 5:18 pm โข 1 0 โข view
Catturd ! Again !
aug 29, 2025, 2:04 pm โข 2 0 โข view
Just what I was thinking. Uncanny.
aug 29, 2025, 4:00 pm โข 1 0 โข view
Dumpy is increasingly desperate to throw anything against the wall to distract from Epstein.
aug 29, 2025, 3:19 pm โข 2 0 โข view
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aug 29, 2025, 3:07 pm โข 2 0 โข view