✅ I don't like getting screwed by stupid. It's hard enough to be fucking smart. ;) MAGA are clueless what getting fucked good is, but fucked over, bent or in the head you are stupidly good at. 'thinking' fucking yourself over is hot. We know where all the missing socks are. youtu.be/bV9SOv_Y61s?...

That would be fucking stupid, agreed.

Smart girl!

That would be too kinky.

Had a convo somewhere else about this and I'm not against it. I think everyone should get together. There does come a time when singularity exists and that's when the hard decisions need to be made. Like, I would ask a Republican girl, why. Why do you think like that, if it came down to it.

Sadly, there are countless beautiful MAGA ladies. No idea how any woman could stomach the Orange Messiah.

If beauty is more than skin deep then no, no there aren’t and beautiful MAGA ladies

🙋🏻‍♀️

🎯

thankfully charlie kirk just clarified that maga republicans don't have sex, they breed

Based on recent news reports, most GOP men wouldn't date you anyway. You're too old for middle school. FUCK THE GOP.🖕🏾

I continue to write his office to offer, and I am sure someday Speaker Johnson and his wife will accept my invitation

Not even for cuck videos?

that's why I am celibate down here...maga as far as the eye can see

Sensible

I take it that a Republican asks you about every two weeks, too?

Depravity thy name is Republican!

I am sure you would use a maga as a s-x toy.

Giant drug fueled orgy on their graves sounds fun

Solid rules to live by.

What if- and hear me out here- you fist them with a medieval plate gauntlet? Without lube!

say, speaking of sex, or in this case sexy. what to do you think of DC's new monument????????

Guaranteed vaginal dryness. A more pointless endeavor, we cannot imagine..

Sensible -

Amen! Political alignment is important, otherwise those morning conversations are way more awkward 😬

Babam!!

They’re already fucked, so you don’t have to!

Let evolution take care of them and breed them out of existence in a generation. #NeverFuckARepublican someone write it on a T Shirt!

If someone tells you they are Republican, what they want you for is to break ya in a like a horse if you are left-leaning. See single Pickme Pearl. If you are gay, they are DL or masochists. But like, not in the fun kink way. Like in the unhealthy, he'll burn down the world with you both in it way.

Thankfully, you aged out of that program a while ago, @sundaedivine.bsky.social

If you can't shag them can you Bbq them ? They must surely have reason for being on Earth.

Their role is to serve as bad examples. Of everything.

So the sort of person my parents warned me about.

Definitely the creep Steven Miller.. Ewwwwww!

Charlie Kirk’s offspring

Even Satan won’t have sex with Trump anymore

Huh. If you're not alone, that may explain MAGA in-breeding.

Me too

Wait … go w me for a second… what if the other person in the equation is MAGA but has lost faith in it, and is having serious doubts… and your body and seductressness is the tipping point for the other and they flee the dark side! I wish MY body could do something that isn’t taking out the trash.

Repuglicans syndrome.

Yes, all that plastic and not wipe clean.

Yes

Ew. Even the thought…

Rumor has it Republicans prematurely ejaculate too. Bad decision all the way around.

So Libertarians are right out?

Libertarian is another word for moron

But I rarely run into one. Over them, a lot.

I like saying to them. Ok. I just paid a court 1 million for an order to kill your family with forks. Now what dumb ass.

Indicating what 'libertarian' is: shilling for free for Billionaires, not even a contract, making them, by their own definition, worthless.

Libertarians are just like Republicans, but without the honesty, generosity, sense of humour and empathy.

🔥🔥

If I was young and dating, and a guy did he was a maga, the date would be over and I’d never take his calls again.

Wise. Republikkkans are *notorious* for their sexual depravities and refusal to respect consent. Check the news.

Ewwww, I don't care if a Republi-can, bc I definitely won't.

they don't have sex well, not with someone else

They say that, and yet the male escorts in DC seem to be raking in the cash... Anyone wanna let Larry Craig weigh in?

You have to start slowly with Repubs: "So this is your penis..."

Amen!

im not interested in those bananas either

I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but you're too old for Republicans.

That’s a BIG Taboo!!!!😂😂

Dry like a desert

Funny, me too, and I don't work like that lol. Nothing kills my drive like GOP gals

Yeah, I know. Everyone keeps encouraging me to fuck Cankles McTacoTits, but I wouldn't fuck him with Uncle Festerman's dick.

That's a level of dark humiliation that I couldn't fathom

You don't like pegging men?

They're the kind of people to want to be pegged but would cry and call themselves gay and eventually take it out on you. Enjoy.

Nailed it!

Or take it out on a couch......js

Same BIG TIME

It's best to date within your own species.

Republicans = libido killer, yet another thing they’re killing 😏

Right?

Let them mate with their own species.

Same