So heβs Lazarus, but with a golf cart.
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aug 30, 2025, 2:44 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Trump's "demises" are as reliable and as permanent as this fellow's π-
aug 30, 2025, 10:46 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Jesus wept.
aug 30, 2025, 1:50 pm β’ 65 1 β’ view
Don't we all
aug 30, 2025, 3:06 pm β’ 2 1 β’ view
aug 30, 2025, 2:11 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
My his stroke on the course be the best the world has ever seen!!
aug 30, 2025, 2:38 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
sep 1, 2025, 3:34 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
Tragedy in Washington as Donald Trump was seen to be still alive and well.
aug 30, 2025, 1:56 pm β’ 47 2 β’ view
Well I don't know about well. He looked sickly in that pool photo
aug 30, 2025, 4:12 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
To paraphrase the classic Onion headline... "President Donald Trump Tragically Found Alive In White House Residence"
aug 30, 2025, 2:45 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
"well" being a relative term
aug 30, 2025, 1:57 pm β’ 11 0 β’ view
"SEEN" is also a relative term. There is no actual footage from this morning.
aug 30, 2025, 2:04 pm β’ 10 0 β’ view
Boo
aug 30, 2025, 3:08 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
MAGArus
aug 30, 2025, 1:52 pm β’ 9 0 β’ view
aug 30, 2025, 3:41 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
He is Lazarus with a body full of life enhancing drugs from the downstairs drug lab. RFK has brewed him up a new cocktail that guarantees at least 5 days of golf and hurting all of us little minions. JD went home with tears in his eyes and new vacation plan. Another day in paradise!
aug 30, 2025, 1:57 pm β’ 18 2 β’ view
Thank you for this report!
aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
It was my pleasure!
aug 30, 2025, 6:44 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQee...
aug 30, 2025, 1:57 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view