I call it βthe Jimβ instead of βthe Johnβ so I can say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
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I Belushiβd the hell outta the Jim this morning. π€ͺπ
aug 30, 2025, 9:34 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Me too π
aug 30, 2025, 2:14 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
aug 30, 2025, 6:36 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Put a jar by the door to drop change into. You can say you pay your Jim fee.
aug 30, 2025, 2:26 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Brilliant!
aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
I was straining and working hard at the Jim this morning. Definitely worked up a sweat.
aug 30, 2025, 2:11 pm β’ 4 0 β’ view
I see my joke has already been made. I'll delete it.
aug 30, 2025, 4:23 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Plus, we're long past formalities.
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
My toilet seat is made by Church. I go to Church every day.
aug 31, 2025, 1:56 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
An oldie but a goodie
aug 30, 2025, 7:18 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Haha
aug 30, 2025, 3:11 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Blasting some Johnnycakes at the Jim- am I doing this right?
aug 30, 2025, 7:20 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
ππ
aug 30, 2025, 10:42 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
INGENIOUS!
aug 30, 2025, 10:21 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
I like that because I'm John and I don't like to be used in that way π€£π€£
aug 30, 2025, 2:19 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
I know you are an overachiever and get to the Jim several times a day.
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
brillaint!
aug 30, 2025, 2:13 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 30, 2025, 9:50 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Definitely lost some weight at the jim this morning
aug 30, 2025, 6:41 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Also go to the Jim every morning! #itoo
aug 30, 2025, 2:12 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Keep it up! πͺ π¦β²οΈ
aug 30, 2025, 2:21 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
To have a Jimmy riddle, one assumes?
aug 30, 2025, 6:53 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Sei una strana anatra, Sundae. π€·πΌββοΈπ€
aug 30, 2025, 2:17 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
I like it!
aug 30, 2025, 2:28 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 30, 2025, 2:11 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
πͺπΌπͺπΌ
aug 31, 2025, 11:50 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Did you know that the clients of prostitutes are called "Johns" because they refuse to give their real names on arrest--thus they are registered as "John Doe" on the blotter?
aug 30, 2025, 10:36 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Chuckle. I knew it dude who had a gew affairs and each of the women had the same name as his wife. While dreaming and talking out loud he removed that trap door. Slept around and slept like a baby.
aug 30, 2025, 5:26 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
May I borrow this?
aug 30, 2025, 3:15 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 31, 2025, 6:35 am β’ 2 0 β’ view
Now I'm older, I find myself going to "the Jim" more often in the middle of the night.
aug 30, 2025, 8:50 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Personally, Iβve always preferred anything but the John.
aug 30, 2025, 11:20 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
I go to the Jim every morning after coffee. I go to the Jim after coffee any other time of day too.
aug 30, 2025, 2:52 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
I should try that!
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Hilarious!ππ
aug 30, 2025, 2:14 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Appreciate it.
aug 30, 2025, 2:22 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Smartest thing I've heard in a long time.
aug 30, 2025, 2:54 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view