Gonna put some DC flags on my pickup truck and drive around like ISIS. Might even block Key Bridge. Who's with me?
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aug 30, 2025, 7:46 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Looks like a Pakistani bus....
aug 31, 2025, 10:38 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
I bought a Mexican magnet for my car. Going to drive around DC tomorrow and Monday
aug 30, 2025, 2:35 pm β’ 8 1 β’ view
Make sure you're driving a Cybertruck.
aug 30, 2025, 2:47 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Sounds like a plan!
aug 30, 2025, 2:37 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 30, 2025, 9:51 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
If Key Bridge is the way I remember it, the spiders will overtake you within minutes, wrapping your pickup in a silken sarcophagus until the eggs hatch and eat their way out. But that was a long time ago.
aug 30, 2025, 2:47 pm β’ 4 0 β’ view
Watch out for the trash collectors
aug 30, 2025, 2:40 pm β’ 4 0 β’ view
If I live there Sundae I'd be right there with you!
aug 30, 2025, 3:19 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Iβm in!!!!!!!!!!!!
aug 30, 2025, 4:04 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
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aug 30, 2025, 7:48 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
What kind of truck do you have?
aug 30, 2025, 3:01 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Just making sure! I'm in.
aug 31, 2025, 2:36 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
Be sure to mount a 50 Caliber machine gun in the bed of your Truck. The 2nd Amendment says you're allowed.
aug 30, 2025, 4:14 pm β’ 4 0 β’ view
I'll put a Mexico bumper sticker on my Audi so you can pull me over, smash my driver's side window, pull me out, cuff me, and send me to the Congo with no due process, even though I've been in this country longer than the life span of an oak tree.
aug 30, 2025, 3:26 pm β’ 8 1 β’ view
aug 30, 2025, 2:37 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
I am too old to go to jail!πππποΈ
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 31, 2025, 1:35 am β’ 1 0 β’ view