I’m sure most of them already are, republicans.

Not worth it

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Good one

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I, I can't! It's too hard! 👀😂

And a big asshole

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‼️🤔 "Big Dick" with a small penis...

I'll stay a democrat thank you.

I’d rather stay small.

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No thanks...I'll keep my tiny talleywacker and my self-respect

Best and truest thing I've read today

Hahahahahaha

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😂😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Not only that, but big dicks don't suffer from shrinkage, unless they stop pretending to be president because they died. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsH4...

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You are my favorite kind of irreverent.

That's a good one! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

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I'll stick with big trucks and sports cars. Thank you very much.

I'd rather have a micro penis and show it in public then have it cut off, than register as Republican

bsky.app/profile/liz.... Just ask this guy

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Penis shaming is just another form of body shaming. Lots of collateral damage. Had to deal with it starting in junior high gym. Not a great way to raise boys. I'll never turn fascist though even if you're thoughtless.

This. Its also transphobia, and people really shouldn't be punching down. I block accounts this crap as well as queerphobic memes/jokes/pics.

Accounts *that post this crap.

It’s a last place people are allowed to poke “fun”. The same things goes with elderly so-called jokes. Call me a crybaby libtard if they must. It’s why the proliferation of fake breasts happened too. I have to add, and hope you don’t block; but, it’s not the meat, rather the motion anyways. ✌️💙

lol, many years ago I commented on a woman's large breasts in front of a female friend with small breasts not thinking it might possibly hurt her feelings. Delayed guilt. Nonetheless joking about a large package is ok by me amongst friends.

Trump same like Biden help Israel with weapons to kill civilians in Gaza, so europeand hates USA doesnt mater for us you are republican or democrats, both of them love war and helps Israel and Ucraine. USA has benefits with the war. Im from Europe Union but my heart is with Rusia and BRICS no NATO

I don’t care about the Democrats or the Liberals. Biden sent weapons to Ukraine and Trump does the same, no difference. Trump approved arms sales worth 850 million dollars and we, the European Union, have to pay for that.Trump lies saying he wants peace but sells weapons to prolong the war.

Ok, but I prefer Rusia not USA and mine its big enough I think and americans has small one not like europeans males 🤣 bsky.app/profile/kevi...

The Swamp concentration camp is finally closing. This was a small facility and larger are planned. Formally officially known in Florida as Dade- ICE Capture & Kidnap Retention Shelter or called Little "D.I.C.K. R'S"

Brings great hope to those with ED as well.

It’s also cheaper than buying a big ass truck.

Oh, they do that too. Plus a shit-ton of guns.

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I believe they're ahead of you on that.

Worked for me!!

You make my day😂

Registering as a Republican makes one the rarest of physical specimens - a big dick AND an asshole,all at the same time👍

Brilliant! As the British say.

And over time, your face will start to resemble an actual dick. There's definitely a type.

Good one👏

Oh my…. you made my day hahaha

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Is that why there are so many Republicans? Is that why there are lady Republicans?

I may have a small penis but I do have self respect to not be a fascist.

Republicans think Being a dick makes theirs bigger.

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HEY! i am very comfortable with my small penis and don't feel the need subjugate others for my lack of inches.

Bahahaha

Must be why I am a Dem.

Gosh. You should charge for this advice.

If I went MAGAt, I wouldn't do metaphor...,

Cracked me up. Thank you for some lighter fare!

I didn’t read the first 7 words of this post excitedly assuming it was an ad for some kind of 🍆 enlargement therapy or anything. I swear.

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Or drive those over sized trucks with 2 cabs that have huge tires and a high rider you have to step up to get into. Almost every time some guy jumps out that is short and small build lol. Not every time but it is a thing. 😝

No doubt.

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But without the energy.

But without the energy.

Bazinga!

It's not about the size, but how you use it... oh wait

I've come to terms with it and your proposed cure is much worse than the problem. 😂

Dick tater for a day

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I thought they were already repugnicans.

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today.duke.edu/2009/10/test...

Full of STDs

I'm old enough to remember when an STD was a 'Subscriber Trunk Dialing' long distance phone call. 'Receiving' an STD wasn't so bad back in those days, LMAO.....

Did not know that, ty.

unless you are of russian heritage.

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This is why I can never be a Republican.

If you're already registered, you can change your name to Richard, wear high heels, and eat bonbons.

Brilliant.

Gurl.

I'd rather cut it off.

Hahaha! And I thought they were Assholes.

Men, if you have a big dick, register as a Republican and you’ll become a snowflake with a big dick.

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Good one!

But she always tells me it’s a good size!!!! Do I have to become republican now???

😂😂😂you are a riot!

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This is brilliant. Short and perfect. Like a Beatles song. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Just take Stephen Millers ears off and you have a perfect prick

FACT! ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

It's a proven scientific method.

Or. You could just act like a big dick. No need to register. We don't need your vote. Fake it 'til you make it. You're probably already halfway there.

Omg! That's a FACT!!

Sad but true.