Me: "Forgive me, Father, for I voted Republican." Priest: [sighs] "My child...why?" Me: "I just wanted lower taxes." Priest: "Say ten Our Fathers and sacrifice a Tesla." Me: "Do I get to keep the AR-15?β
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Fair point. If the brits want to fuck the Good Friday Agreement .... Seriously. m.youtube.com/watch?v=fZBj...
aug 31, 2025, 11:00 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Me: "I just wanted lower taxes." Priest: "Form a new church and live tax free"
aug 31, 2025, 5:50 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Please shareβΌοΈ find your Labor Day September 1 protest here. Search the map for your local protest. www.mobilize.us
aug 31, 2025, 2:07 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
And three Hail Ghislaines
aug 31, 2025, 12:49 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
jizz-lane
aug 31, 2025, 4:11 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
NATIONWIDE PROTESTS September 1st on LABOR DAY. Stand up for America!! Show Up! Find a protest near you by clicking findaprotest.info. Show your photos or videos tomorrow. Show courage! Resist! No shows don't deserve to complain if we lose this shitshow. Repost on all platforms & in comment sections
aug 31, 2025, 1:42 pm β’ 1 1 β’ view
aug 31, 2025, 1:41 pm β’ 6 2 β’ view
Priest: "Of course. Just go shoot up your local elementary school if you insist on keeping it."
aug 31, 2025, 4:10 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
π€£ππ
aug 31, 2025, 11:38 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Solo uno.
aug 31, 2025, 2:22 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 31, 2025, 12:54 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Based on II Fuckwadians, amirite?
aug 31, 2025, 12:48 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Priest: "Yes, but you are no longer allowed to take any pictures of it or with it. also you are not allowed to have sex with it."
aug 31, 2025, 11:00 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
aug 31, 2025, 11:41 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
Never a truer word spoken in jest.
aug 31, 2025, 10:48 am β’ 3 0 β’ view
Speaking of Tesla's Elon has been kind of quiet lately. I'm saying 100 our fathers that he is quietly working out the details to pay somebody big bucks to leak the Epstein files.
aug 31, 2025, 11:02 am β’ 3 0 β’ view
Yes, bigly
aug 31, 2025, 11:21 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
Lol
aug 31, 2025, 3:07 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
The Lord would never take that from you, child ππ«
aug 31, 2025, 11:48 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
Lower taxes for whom? The Republicans always planned to raise taxes on working families.
aug 31, 2025, 10:59 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
Priest: Fire off 10 hail fucking marys in his name. In Jesus name, blast amen.
aug 31, 2025, 11:54 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Sound about White
aug 31, 2025, 12:18 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
You are an hysterical little fuck!
aug 31, 2025, 12:34 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view