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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social

This situation can easily be remedied by not testing the water.

Fecal matter ruins beach weekend.
sep 1, 2025, 1:40 pm • 531 89

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dls100.bsky.social @dls100.bsky.social

Increasing excrementally by the hour.

sep 1, 2025, 1:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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livelybear.bsky.social @livelybear.bsky.social

Yes. It's also cheaper. You would have a bright future in a Right wing think-tank

sep 1, 2025, 2:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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AFinRenoFightsBack 🌮 ❌👑 @callyson.bsky.social

“Slow the testing down, please”

sep 1, 2025, 2:00 pm • 1 1 • view
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captainwest.bsky.social @captainwest.bsky.social

Without Federal assistance from CDC, NOAH, and NIH, this will probably the last notice of this kind. Bad health and weather problems are only a hoax created by the Democrats. Just ask the First Felon. He will tell you the truth.

sep 1, 2025, 1:53 pm • 4 0 • view
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CR @littlleoldme.bsky.social

Sounds about right.

sep 1, 2025, 2:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dawn Scannell @dawnscannell.bsky.social

Cue the footage of RFKjr frolicking in said fecal water & guzzling it for health reasons.

sep 1, 2025, 3:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lynn V of Perry @lynnvar.bsky.social

Never thought of that. Was it RFK's suggestion?🤪

sep 1, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marilyn Smolen 🫘 @marilyn-smolen.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣

sep 1, 2025, 1:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steven Gill @stevengill.bsky.social

Or employ someone that will say the water is the best ever seen, and this water is dry so you don’t need a towel made in China…

sep 1, 2025, 5:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Knotabot @qbits4u.bsky.social

republicans should stop talking for a week to see if the situation improves.

sep 1, 2025, 2:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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DerMann51 @dermann51.bsky.social

Ah, the good old COVID pandemic days! It magically disappears when not looking for it!!!

sep 1, 2025, 2:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Miriam @miri100.bsky.social

Trumps way to solve issues🥹🥹🥹

sep 1, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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sydneeryu.bsky.social @sydneeryu.bsky.social

RFK Jr is all for that fix! After testing is over rated it's science based so how can it be believable! Just listen to any idiot who doesn't know anything about anything - they know! Conspiracy theories are the only truth!!!!

sep 1, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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ꈤꀎꈤꉓꀤꂦ ꌃꀤ꓄ꀤꌗ 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @nunciobitis.bsky.social

If it's safe to drink for the Kennedys, it's safe for you!

sep 1, 2025, 3:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social

Don’t test and the cases will go down to zero…

sep 1, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Turgid Jacobian @turgidjacobian.bsky.social

This is the day you truly became president.

sep 1, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sheffield @michaelsheffield.bsky.social

A true Trump solution!

sep 1, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘 @flowers4melanie.bsky.social

Please, don't give this administration any ideas. 😬

sep 1, 2025, 3:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Effinay @buffylowe.bsky.social

That’s prime swimming 🏊🏻‍♀️ conditions for RFK. Jr . who submerges in raw sewage 💩🏊🏻‍♀️

sep 1, 2025, 1:49 pm • 13 0 • view
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skibidydoo.bsky.social @skibidydoo.bsky.social

100% … that was my first thought too.

sep 1, 2025, 3:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Effinay @buffylowe.bsky.social

Our waterways are putrid 🤢

sep 1, 2025, 3:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Some Random Dude @realsrd2020.bsky.social

More testing = more cases amirite?

sep 1, 2025, 1:43 pm • 6 1 • view
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Kyr @kyr-shara.bsky.social

someone turned up Trump's shower pressure and he dissolved into the overflow

sep 1, 2025, 1:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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FunkieNYFL @funkienyfl.bsky.social

Creative way to keep away the sharks

sep 1, 2025, 1:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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RalphinGermany @ralphingermany.bsky.social

RFKjrs plan.

sep 1, 2025, 2:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bo @ascablander.bsky.social

Ok, comments, Im here for all the Kennedy Jr. jokes, don't disappoint me!

sep 1, 2025, 3:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rehana Banana 🍌 @zerosbestfriend.bsky.social

✨GOP logic✨

sep 1, 2025, 1:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr. Merri @merri24.bsky.social

That would be an RFKjr solution 🤣

sep 1, 2025, 2:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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AF @tardigradeaf.bsky.social

when you can’t even escape the flaming dumpster fire we live in by taking a dip in the shit sea, you might be in Dante’s Inferno

sep 1, 2025, 1:43 pm • 4 0 • view
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Hey Tommy! @heytommy.bsky.social

💩 so RFK,Jr has the beaches to himself on Labor Day 💩

sep 1, 2025, 4:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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That Fella @thatfellaleft.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grampa @damitall1.bsky.social

In the 50s-60s you'd look out for the poop to swim. I jumped out. Country cousins laughed at military brat.

sep 1, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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kindagerry.bsky.social @kindagerry.bsky.social

Now that's what I call a shithole country.

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sep 1, 2025, 1:52 pm • 5 0 • view
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Foxy Boodles @foxyboodles.bsky.social

RFK Jr. said it’s good to swim in poop

sep 1, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Clare @clar75.bsky.social

wormbrain bobby will have the whole beach to himself

sep 1, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Char mason @bumpncha.bsky.social

That is the republican remedy

sep 1, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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jseib3.bsky.social @jseib3.bsky.social

Sounds like a perfect day to swim for RFK JR😄

sep 1, 2025, 1:45 pm • 10 1 • view
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momo941.bsky.social @momo941.bsky.social

That sounds very republicon

sep 1, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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CyberThrush 👣 🇺🇦 🫶 @cyberthrush.bsky.social

Susie Wiles: "Yes Sundae, we heartily appreciate the way you think, but all slots in the Administration are currently filled, though we'll keep your name on file."

sep 1, 2025, 3:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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robbiedog.bsky.social @robbiedog.bsky.social

I remember in the Covid days, Tangerine Palpatine did suggest the same. Because testing can lead to positive results 🙄

sep 1, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social

Why not try dragging BrainWorm Bobby behind a boat, now hear me out, from DC through the Bemuda Triangle and see how many bacteria he attracts? The downside is, he might be a worse pollutant than the fecal matter and make things worse.

sep 1, 2025, 2:30 pm • 4 1 • view
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ꈤꀎꈤꉓꀤꂦ ꌃꀤ꓄ꀤꌗ 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @nunciobitis.bsky.social

🏆

sep 1, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike @chiefs1.bsky.social

That’s what Iowas plan is to deal with polluted waters

sep 1, 2025, 1:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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cindielyn.bsky.social @cindielyn.bsky.social

Kennedy can go swim in it with his family. Bacteria in the water is ok with them.

sep 1, 2025, 2:10 pm • 2 1 • view
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Linda Kay @1950oldlady.bsky.social

Ahhh, The Trump Method!

sep 1, 2025, 1:41 pm • 7 1 • view
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Seven of Nine Fan 🇪🇺🇺🇦🌍🖖🏼 @sevenofnine3au01.bsky.social

We have a similar 'solution' in the UK.

sep 1, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view