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Seentoomuch @seentoomuch.bsky.social

Mayor Giuliani was picking up puppies from Kristi Noem's vacation home in NH, and when he stopped to donate one of the puppies to an orphanage, a moose charged his car from the woods and rammed the door. The Mayor escaped through the broken windows on the other side but his clothes were torn.

sep 1, 2025, 4:16 am • 40 2

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Seentoomuch @seentoomuch.bsky.social

EMS arrived to find him being tended to in his underwear by a 15 year old orphan girl he was bringing the donated puppy too. His lawyer and his accountant had rushed to the scene and accompanied him to the hospital in the ambulance.

sep 1, 2025, 4:16 am • 34 2 • view
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social

So that’s why he wasn’t wearing pants.

sep 1, 2025, 7:15 am • 6 0 • view