The AIs on the plane on the tarmac keeping the passengers in cryostasis for millenia because they ran out of lemon cented napkins also nails AI. Adams was a genius.
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The AIs on the plane on the tarmac keeping the passengers in cryostasis for millenia because they ran out of lemon cented napkins also nails AI. Adams was a genius.
I think the Total Perspective Vortex showing Zaphod that he is, in fact, the most important person in the universe - but only because he entered it in a pocket universe built specifically for him - is a great metaphor for most tech CEOs who are high on their own farts.
It absolutely hits his narcissistic wound that an entire website is cheering on his potential demise, and that's worth keeping it going for.
He's probably fine. But it hits his narcissistic wound that so many people are gleeful about him possibly not being fine, and thats worth talking endlessly about how he might not be fine.
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Trump to make announcement tomorrow:
It’s our national dignity
Need way more of this from democrats than their servile civility.
You were fantastic! Now two weeks of international break to recover.
The Toupees have become sentient.
Delenn's speech to the media panel in the Season Finale of Season 4 has become eerily prescient.
What if "Charlie Brown had hoes," but dumber and more raciat
That's more of a rictus than his usual grin.
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
Happy Rice Truck Day (observed) to all who celebrate.
Yeah, I read the study and thought "This isn't saying what they think it is."
Hes listening to Dem consultants is my bet.
He's starting to look like Clayface from Batman the Animated Series.
South East Asia has logged on.
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It's not so much taking orders as Trump has figured out better than anyone how to provoke their fears into reactivity.
What would you call a millionaire who snatched a sports gift out of the hand of a child, then brags about it??
Destroying their own unseasoned food supply.
Apparently the old dude and barrel were a key cultural legacy or something? MAGA is, at it's heart a fear of change driven movement. Provoke that fear even with something as innocuously bland as a logo remake and they can go off the rails. There's no logic, just emotional reactivity.
Since the definition of "Woke" to conservatives is "Something I don't like" it is impossible to do anything and not get called "woke". Of course, doing nothing might also get you called "woke" if they decide you should have done something. There's no logic to their complaints
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The data on covid vaccines is public - Brain Worm Jr. just doesn't like the results.
B-B-B-B-B-B Buy, Girona.
Assume Dom dead.
Folks if NYC doesn't sell at least 125 tickets, the event is getting cancelled. I wish I was lying, but wanted to make this uber clear. We're at 80/125. Get your tickets!!!! www.92ny.org/event/anna-g...
Deadline day is always the pizza scene from community.
Nazi Bar analogy will never be defeated.
I'm going on record. You don't cover up dead. He's not dead. However, he's sick as shit. That you can cover up for a bit. But just a bit. Mostly I hope he feels like absolute shit and is very scared of death. That I can work with.
We have real photos from the Holocaust that portray the real suffering of real people. As a historian (and a human being), I find this deeply disturbing. Welcome to dystopian hell. 👇 www.bbc.com/news/article...
That's possibly why she's making them send endless updates. Paper trail of the lies for later.
Honestly given all the other hires, I'm surprised Trump hadn't put a flat farther in charge of The National Geological Survey or NASA.
EMS arrived to find him being tended to in his underwear by a 15 year old orphan girl he was bringing the donated puppy too. His lawyer and his accountant had rushed to the scene and accompanied him to the hospital in the ambulance.
Mayor Giuliani was picking up puppies from Kristi Noem's vacation home in NH, and when he stopped to donate one of the puppies to an orphanage, a moose charged his car from the woods and rammed the door. The Mayor escaped through the broken windows on the other side but his clothes were torn.
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
I really do wish him prolonged misery
What is the Trumpian equivalent of the Downfall movie going to be called? Tripple Bogey?
I don't care how i find out, only that it happens and I do.
No, but she is making him work extra on a holiday weekend, and I suspect she's at least getting some cat naps in.
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Ishalla, your lips to God's ears, and every other affirmation prayer ever uttered in 300,000 years of humanity's existence.
He's pulled to "Oh, oopsie, I forgot to file myself as the lawyer," thing before in other cases to delay things, and I think this Judge is in "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes," mode about his shenanigans.
Judge Sooknanan has clearly had enough of their bullshit.
Lol I didn't even see that.
I love how they sent out the picture today of him golfing, and everyone immediately was like "why didn't he stand up to shake hands and also he shook with his left not his right thats also weird," and its just confirmed for us that he's unwell. Its amusing watching them flail
Inshalla
Judge Sooknanan is giving Drew Ensign enough rope to hang himself. Hopefully she'll use it.
No surprise Republicans want to send kids back to parents the kids say are abusive.
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Ensign needs to spend a week in jail for contempt. This isnt the first time he's pulled this sort of shit.
There's some evidence primarying an incumbent president weakens them in the general. There's no evidence a primary damages the winning non-incumbent candidate, no matter how contentious.
The fraction of people in Germany who were Jewish in 1933 (~0.75%) is lower than the fraction of people in the US today who are trans (~1%). Anyone willing to sacrifice trans people now, would have sacrificed Jews then. Refs: encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a... usafacts.org/articles/wha...
And all of DHS.
I wouldn't belive him, personally.
The point is to do the work now so we don't wind up in the same spot in 2028, where our options are are having to decide just how many people we have to sacrifice to avoid a worse fate for more people. The trolley problem has a solution, which is not to get put in a trolley problem situation.
Genocide is hardly just "some [unchecked] box". And I did vote for Harris and argued endlessly with those who didn't want to because of Palestine that they should.
I knew this was fake as soon as I read where it implied that Giuliani left a tip.
Voting for Harris and not voting at all were both choices with an immoral dimension to them. (And both less immoral than voting for Trump). The problem is only one side seems to be trying to not put us in another all choices are morally bad scenario again in 2028.
The whole point of understanding that Harris was a trolley problem scenario is to make sure we're not in another trolley problem scenario again on 3 years. And the way to do that is not to signal you're OK with facing that problem again in 3 years.
Murder victim foils attempt becausethey "demonically cottons onto the plan..."? What, and I cannot stress this enough, in the actual fuck?
There really need to be consequences for the amount of lying these lawyers are doing in court. Contempt, license sanctions, etc. needs to start happening
It's not a contradiction to say the US is one of the most successful multicultural nations and that we still have more than a lot of room for improvement.
I swear, these two journalists are the paragon of the sort of grounded, direct, investigative journalism that can make the press the bulwark against fascism it's meant to be. Subscribe to The Handbasket and let's get @jsweetli.bsky.social into a staff role in a fearless newsroom.
Few things make white people madder than telling them white is an identity. (I'm white, and see it all the time)
Wake up babe, new "It was research!" just dropped.
I'm surprised they even managed to say he "falsely blamed" it for his loss. Really wish they'd stop trying to be Der Stümer on the Hudson - the NY Post already has that locked up.
They don't want to change. And too many saying we need to reach out to them don't want to acknowledge that they don't want to change and what they want is a problem.
Centrists share a common belief with the right: that any government not eleced by a majority of white people (and preferably white men) is illegitimate. So they keep trying to triangulate to get them, only because the democratic coalition also empowers minorities, they never can get it.
Eye phrenology. What a world.
Lip filler Leni Riefenstahl
Being told "no" broke a lot of people's brains in 2020. And the rest of us have to pay for it.
And the constitution explicitly gives that power to other entities.
One of the only safety program that absolutely cannot be replaced with cash is free school lunches. Direct-to-child aid should pass through parents’ hands only when absolutely necessary.
I thought squad selection was wrong too. Sarr is great in games where we're doing the pressing but struggles in games where we're getting pressed, as does Johnson, especially on the left. I don't think those types of games suit Palinha either. I suspect Frank will start to see that as time goes on.
Odds he keeps his organic daughter caged like veal?
Sure Jan. Keep your AI photos of him off of Al Gore's internet.
They both come from the same unhealthy desire for control and dominance.
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
That's a fair point.
CHICAGO…
Asshole is not a mental illness, and while meds with therapy can address it, it only works with willing participation
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Yes. And also yes. Although starting a rumor that was AI not him might entertain us for another day.
Linear time is a tough concept for conservatives
Every shooter is a law abiding peacable person until the shooting starts. You'll be just fine without your binkies.
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If it happens, its gonna make the day Kissinger kicked it look mild.
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Now I lay me down to sleep I ask bluesky a vigil keep If he should die before the dawn I pray my phone's alerts are on.