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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social

mfer looking like he crawled out of sid’s backyard in toy story wtf. did he use an eyelash curler for this?

a cop in uniform being interviewed by some news outlet with a microphone in his stupid face zoomed in image of the cops hair and i can’t even begin to describe in so here we go - extremely thin wisps of hair glued forward with gel towards his forehead . you can see far more scalp than hair then suddenly it flips up vertically like eyelashes?
aug 30, 2025, 11:48 pm • 412 41

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Joe Consumes Cinema on YT @joeconsumescinema1.bsky.social

This is a war crime. Just shave your head for the love of all that is holy!

aug 31, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gavin’s whisperer @sigonellapc3.bsky.social

Lmao! He may be an asshole, but I buy that man a beer for tryin 😂

aug 31, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Barbie Girl, Interrupted @leesha.bsky.social

he was going for a "party in the front" hairstyle

aug 31, 2025, 3:21 am • 2 0 • view
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social

party in the front shoot you in the back

aug 31, 2025, 3:24 am • 2 0 • view
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social

(running an electric button-sewer across my forehead) Be right there

aug 31, 2025, 12:05 am • 6 0 • view
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Darkhawk @soundersnavygater.bsky.social

This has to be from his uniform cover/hat right? No one would do this on purpose?

aug 31, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social

i think he just sucks tbh

aug 31, 2025, 12:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Lena @nebulena.net

someone just touched him after rubbing a balloon

aug 31, 2025, 12:49 am • 8 0 • view
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social

just absolute wild decisions were made here

aug 31, 2025, 1:11 am • 4 0 • view
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dstinker65.bsky.social @dstinker65.bsky.social

I mean maga does dumb shit but this needs some explaining

aug 31, 2025, 12:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Serqqq🇪🇺 @serqqq.bsky.social

Wtf🤣🤣

aug 31, 2025, 6:10 am • 1 0 • view
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social

this is legit the funniest fucking hair style i’ve ever seen

aug 31, 2025, 12:51 am • 16 1 • view
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 1:11 am • 12 0 • view
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social

Nah he did the balloon on head static electricity experiment, but only on his forehead

Woman rubbing two balloons on her head to demonstrate static electricity. Her hair is sticking up to the balloons.
aug 31, 2025, 12:01 am • 5 0 • view
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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social

You may laugh, but he's the one who has just dropped his BMI a point and can now have that donut.

aug 31, 2025, 12:00 am • 2 1 • view
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Better than Ezra (Klein) @mr-sshhhhh.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 1:07 am • 6 0 • view
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Possum Punks Comics Bodega @possumpunks.com

Even his hair plugs reject him

aug 31, 2025, 1:27 am • 6 0 • view
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Nick Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social

Car lashes toupee ass mf

aug 31, 2025, 12:08 am • 6 0 • view
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Brette O'Connell @csiwriter.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 12:52 am • 1 0 • view
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wscottyj.bsky.social @wscottyj.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 31, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
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ottonymos @ottonymos.bsky.social

Finally, a challenger

aug 31, 2025, 7:29 am • 3 0 • view
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social

fuck lmao

aug 31, 2025, 7:47 am • 2 0 • view
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MFSTEVE @mfsteve.bsky.social

What's crazy is this had to be a decision. He made this decision. On purpose.

aug 31, 2025, 12:54 am • 4 0 • view
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Alice Lastname @schnoub.bsky.social

That man is in de-nile!

aug 31, 2025, 12:46 am • 1 0 • view
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mat111.bsky.social @mat111.bsky.social

🤣😂

aug 31, 2025, 12:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ms B Moran @msbmoran.bsky.social

Isn’t that Donald Trump’s signature?

aug 31, 2025, 5:45 am • 3 0 • view
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IcyDragon @icydragon142.bsky.social

💈👨‍🦲 How do you say "I'm good to go" to yourself after looking in the mirror?

aug 31, 2025, 2:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social

All I'm seeing are car lashes

picture of a white vw beetle with carlashes installed over the headlights
aug 30, 2025, 11:58 pm • 36 0 • view
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Wayne PRNDL @wayneprndl.bsky.social

his wife used vacuum cleaner

aug 31, 2025, 12:41 am • 1 0 • view
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(T) Baby Driver @riseupwarrior.bsky.social

Talk about working with what you got.

aug 31, 2025, 1:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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HomonculusFace @lazsaro.bsky.social

"No, no, no— it looks great, what are you talking about"

aug 31, 2025, 1:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Jaw Schattfeel @djcrucifader.bsky.social

Ralph Wiggum loogin aaaa

aug 31, 2025, 1:53 am • 5 0 • view
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Pam in NC @pbnc.bsky.social

Hair transplant?

aug 31, 2025, 3:52 am • 1 0 • view
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david tveite @tveite.bsky.social

Cartoon character with a big eye for its whole head
aug 31, 2025, 1:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Rebel @richeysriches.com

I kinda feel a little bad for him…

aug 31, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
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proseandkahn.bsky.social @proseandkahn.bsky.social

He saw a ghost but just for a second

aug 30, 2025, 11:50 pm • 48 1 • view
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social

he’s probably used to seeing things in white hoods so had to be something else

aug 30, 2025, 11:52 pm • 8 0 • view
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Mayor Cardamom @aangtifa.bsky.social

Charlie Brown looking motherfucker

aug 31, 2025, 1:12 am • 8 0 • view
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social

poor chuck lmao but yeah

aug 31, 2025, 1:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Mike S @catguymike.bsky.social

image
aug 31, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view